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Kate: What's wrong with you?
[Humphrey has his paws between his legs]
Humphrey: I have to go.
Kate: Can't anda hold it?
Humphrey: No! I can't.


Paddy: anda were relocated to re-populate.
Kate: Ah!
Humphrey: Oh, sounds good to me.
[Kate puts her paw under Humphrey's chin]
Kate: No.

Kate: [Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river] Humphrey!
Humphrey: [Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate] Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan
Kate: I can see that
Humphrey: Kate, grab my tail.
Kate: Grab your what?
Humphrey: Take those alpha jaws and grab...
[Kate bites Humphrey tail]
Humphrey: OW! my tail, my tail

Kate: [Kate and Humphrey come across a bear] Don't move, we can handle this.
Humphrey: We can?
[Suddenly, two lebih bears sertai in]
Kate: Okay, *now* we're in trouble!


Humphrey: We make a pretty good team.
Kate: Yeah. We do.

Humphrey: [as he and Kate spin wildly through the air] What are anda doing up here?
Kate: I'm practise-hunting for our lunch.
Humphrey: Oh good, 'cause I'm about to lose mine.
[Gulps]
Kate: anda are? Ew.
Humphrey: Don't worry. I'll try to menelan it.

Humphrey: anda Serigala are making us look bad. Look, the caribou are laughing at us!
[the caribou laugh and shake their rears mockingly]
Humphrey: Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl!


Humphrey: [to a trio of angry bears] anda guys like jokes? Good. Okay, so two bears are eating a clown. And one of the bears says "Does this taste funny to you?"
[One of the bears knocks him into a mountain]
Humphrey: A simple "boo" would have sufficed.

Berry-Eating Wolves: Stop the insanity! Go organic!

Lilly: I told you, I don't hunt.
Garth: Here, maybe this'll help.
[pushes the bulu out of her eyes]
Garth: Wow...
Lilly: 'Wow' what?
Garth: Your eyes, they're beautiful.

Eve: [to the eastern pack] I just want to say one thing, if any of anda Serigala have hurt my daughter I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so anda can see my claws tearing your carcass open!
[All the eastern Serigala back away in fear]
Lilly: Uhh... mom?
Eve: Not now dear, mommy's in a rage.
Lilly: Well, well since Kate 'stood up' Garth, I could tunjuk him around until she gets back.
Garth: [Scoffs] I wouldn't say stood up.
Tony: [Off screen] Garth!
Garth: [Gulps] Sounds good to me.
Lilly: Well come on Garth.
Eve: [Growls at Garth] Aw, isn't that sweet? She gets it from me.

Kate: Ahh!
Humphrey: Ahh!
Kate: Ahh!
[Grunt's in disgust]
Humphrey: [laughs] Where's Barf?
Kate: It's Garth, and we're just taking a little break.
Humphrey: A break?
Kate: What, is that so strange?
Humphrey: No, no, no no no, are anda kidding? I always like to take a break, ten minit into a howl.
Kate: Well I do!


Eve: Aww Kate, anda look so beautiful. Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of your's, go for the throat and don't let go until the body stops shaking.
Kate: [Looks around in shock]
Winston: [Clears throat] My little girl doesn't want to do this, she's not ready.
Kate: Don't worry dad, I'm ready.
Winston: [laughs]
Kate: Come on Lilly.
Lilly: Ok, ok.

Kate: Ow! Where am I? Ow!
Humphrey: Ughh!
Kate: Humphrey?
Humphrey: Kate! Where are we?
Kate: I don't know.
Humphrey: Oh, maybe we're dead.
[Both yell ow]
Humphrey: Nope, definitely not dead.
Kate: Ow!
Humphrey: Well, at least they left us some water.
Kate: anda want water?
Humphrey: Nope, definitely not water... Kate, what are anda doing?
Kate: Trying to get out! Aghh!
Humphrey: Ah! Whoa calm down, listen maybe they are taking us to where there is lebih food.
Kate: atau maybe we are the food.
Humphrey: Oh, Kate, you're right, fight, fight fight fight!
[Both struggle in cages]

Humphrey: It's Spring! Whoa, look who's back from alpha school.
Salty: Forget about it Humphrey, Kate's an Alpha now, and you're, an Omega.
Humphrey: We're friend's, ok?
Mooch: Exactly, just friends, end of story.
Salty: anda better set your sites over there, Reba and Janice, the Vegi-tarians
[Reba and Janice Smile awkwardly]

Humphrey: Guys, honestly, caribou is overrated.
Kate: Hmph.
Humphrey: Now instead, keep an open mind, I just want anda to keep an open mind here. We bring you, berries!
[Wolves growl]
Humphrey: Oh, heh heh, how about squirrels?
[Wolves drool and the squirrels scream]
Humphrey: Oh, bad joke, flying squirrels ha ha.

Kate: There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper.
Marcel: Another way... another way... always another way... what am i... a travel agent?

Eve: An Alpha and an Omega. An Omega and an Alpha. Oh!
[faints]
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In 2032, the world turned to atomic fire. The North Furlantic Treaty and the Animal Continental Military Force ended their long, brutal war with an enormous nuclear exchange. This turned the world dark, launching humanity into a long battle with a devastating nuclear winter. As time passed, snow grew over the prewar ruins...
Humphrey: Ugh... where am I? my head hurts.. He'd turn his head and see that he was laying on a bed... As he got up a sound had disturbed him, It must've been coming from the lounge room, Humphrey was foolish in fist fighting, As he peaked his head over the corner, he'd...
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*Driving limo* NICK: anda IDIOT JUDY WE WILL DIE IN THIS EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Judy: Shut the heck up we will get through this! Nick: WATCH OUT THE FREEWAY! Judy: AHHHHHHHHH *Roof scrapes sejak freeway and car makes it through* Nick: BUILDING WATCH OUT! *Building crushes Randy's Donuts* Judy: A PARKING LOT! Nick: No noonononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Motor noise and smashes glass* Nick: *screaming* *Car smashes out of building* Judy: THE AIRPORT IS AHEAD Nick: What? WE WONT MAKE THAT FREAKING JUMP I TOLD anda WE WILL DIE! Judy: Oh no we wont IF THIS LIMO CAN DRIVE WE WILL MAKE IT!
*Switches to 3rd Gear* Nick & Judy: *screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Lilly and Garth were eating makan malam, majlis makan malam shortly after Kate and Humphrey were back from their vacation '' Why thanks for this tasty meat '' smiles Lilly '' why thanks Lilly '' Garth says '' anda have to admit this is pretty tasty '' berkata Garth About 3 minit Lilly looks up a Garth '' Garth ! '' Lilly says '' yeah '' jawapan Garth " i want to tell anda something '' Lilly looks at him serious . '' what is it '' Garth asks '' i want pups ! " Garth looks '' Lilly anda didn't ask me all this time !'' yells a happy Garth he looks at Lilly a few pups is all we need Lilly leaps ''Garth ! '' she yells ''yes that is all we need '' she nuzzles his chest

2 months later 3 pups were born : Joey Lisa and Riley
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Luetsun sighed and they crossed the border. They walked for days through the vast expanse of desert. Then, when they arrived at the coyote...
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Her light grey bulu was damp and matted from the mist that hung over the dry cliffs of the mountain like the ghosts of the thousands that littered the valley below. The grey and tan bodies of the Serigala on the battle line were mere shadows in the grey of the mist. Though her limbs were tired and her joints were sore, Harenn, High Alpha of the Annakian Wolves, exhaustedly carried herself behind the frontlines. She could tunjuk no weakness, in spite of the burden she bore; there was no room for it. It was the saat hari of the thirty seventh battle of Mt. Silvertip and Harenn could not hold on any...
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