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Kate: What's wrong with you?
[Humphrey has his paws between his legs]
Humphrey: I have to go.
Kate: Can't anda hold it?
Humphrey: No! I can't.


Paddy: anda were relocated to re-populate.
Kate: Ah!
Humphrey: Oh, sounds good to me.
[Kate puts her paw under Humphrey's chin]
Kate: No.

Kate: [Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river] Humphrey!
Humphrey: [Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate] Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan
Kate: I can see that
Humphrey: Kate, grab my tail.
Kate: Grab your what?
Humphrey: Take those alpha jaws and grab...
[Kate bites Humphrey tail]
Humphrey: OW! my tail, my tail

Kate: [Kate and Humphrey come across a bear] Don't move, we can handle this.
Humphrey: We can?
[Suddenly, two lebih bears sertai in]
Kate: Okay, *now* we're in trouble!


Humphrey: We make a pretty good team.
Kate: Yeah. We do.

Humphrey: [as he and Kate spin wildly through the air] What are anda doing up here?
Kate: I'm practise-hunting for our lunch.
Humphrey: Oh good, 'cause I'm about to lose mine.
[Gulps]
Kate: anda are? Ew.
Humphrey: Don't worry. I'll try to menelan it.

Humphrey: anda Serigala are making us look bad. Look, the caribou are laughing at us!
[the caribou laugh and shake their rears mockingly]
Humphrey: Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl!


Humphrey: [to a trio of angry bears] anda guys like jokes? Good. Okay, so two bears are eating a clown. And one of the bears says "Does this taste funny to you?"
[One of the bears knocks him into a mountain]
Humphrey: A simple "boo" would have sufficed.

Berry-Eating Wolves: Stop the insanity! Go organic!

Lilly: I told you, I don't hunt.
Garth: Here, maybe this'll help.
[pushes the bulu out of her eyes]
Garth: Wow...
Lilly: 'Wow' what?
Garth: Your eyes, they're beautiful.

Eve: [to the eastern pack] I just want to say one thing, if any of anda Serigala have hurt my daughter I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so anda can see my claws tearing your carcass open!
[All the eastern Serigala back away in fear]
Lilly: Uhh... mom?
Eve: Not now dear, mommy's in a rage.
Lilly: Well, well since Kate 'stood up' Garth, I could tunjuk him around until she gets back.
Garth: [Scoffs] I wouldn't say stood up.
Tony: [Off screen] Garth!
Garth: [Gulps] Sounds good to me.
Lilly: Well come on Garth.
Eve: [Growls at Garth] Aw, isn't that sweet? She gets it from me.

Kate: Ahh!
Humphrey: Ahh!
Kate: Ahh!
[Grunt's in disgust]
Humphrey: [laughs] Where's Barf?
Kate: It's Garth, and we're just taking a little break.
Humphrey: A break?
Kate: What, is that so strange?
Humphrey: No, no, no no no, are anda kidding? I always like to take a break, ten minit into a howl.
Kate: Well I do!


Eve: Aww Kate, anda look so beautiful. Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of your's, go for the throat and don't let go until the body stops shaking.
Kate: [Looks around in shock]
Winston: [Clears throat] My little girl doesn't want to do this, she's not ready.
Kate: Don't worry dad, I'm ready.
Winston: [laughs]
Kate: Come on Lilly.
Lilly: Ok, ok.

Kate: Ow! Where am I? Ow!
Humphrey: Ughh!
Kate: Humphrey?
Humphrey: Kate! Where are we?
Kate: I don't know.
Humphrey: Oh, maybe we're dead.
[Both yell ow]
Humphrey: Nope, definitely not dead.
Kate: Ow!
Humphrey: Well, at least they left us some water.
Kate: anda want water?
Humphrey: Nope, definitely not water... Kate, what are anda doing?
Kate: Trying to get out! Aghh!
Humphrey: Ah! Whoa calm down, listen maybe they are taking us to where there is lebih food.
Kate: atau maybe we are the food.
Humphrey: Oh, Kate, you're right, fight, fight fight fight!
[Both struggle in cages]

Humphrey: It's Spring! Whoa, look who's back from alpha school.
Salty: Forget about it Humphrey, Kate's an Alpha now, and you're, an Omega.
Humphrey: We're friend's, ok?
Mooch: Exactly, just friends, end of story.
Salty: anda better set your sites over there, Reba and Janice, the Vegi-tarians
[Reba and Janice Smile awkwardly]

Humphrey: Guys, honestly, caribou is overrated.
Kate: Hmph.
Humphrey: Now instead, keep an open mind, I just want anda to keep an open mind here. We bring you, berries!
[Wolves growl]
Humphrey: Oh, heh heh, how about squirrels?
[Wolves drool and the squirrels scream]
Humphrey: Oh, bad joke, flying squirrels ha ha.

Kate: There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper.
Marcel: Another way... another way... always another way... what am i... a travel agent?

Eve: An Alpha and an Omega. An Omega and an Alpha. Oh!
[faints]
posted by WolfRaider577
Note: this is a remake from the mw3 story of last year.
one night salty,shakey,mootch,and Humphrey were waiting in line on game stop for the midnight release of call of duty black ops2 for Xbox and Ps3. when it was midnight they got the game for Xbox and Humphrey got it for Xbox and Ps3. thank god i Preorder it Humphrey berkata the seterusnya hari Humphrey went to Kates house She berkata she will rent the Hunger games on bluray and they would watch it tonight.
later that hari Humphrey was hunting with his HK g3 assault senapang when Scar and claw hunting Humphrey spread the word black ops party at my house he...
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"Why are we cowering away with out tails between out legs mom!?" Anders growled turning his anger towards his mother, and then Kate pinned Anders to the ground for this response.

"We don't have time for anda to be like this Anders! We need to get everyone as far away from here as possible! Now anda better change your attitude so we can get out of this mess and come up with a plan to stop them! Do anda understand me!?"

Anders hesitated from the seriousness in his mother's voice, but soon nodded. Kate then got off of Anders and began to give orders to everyone.

"Right now we need to meet Garth and...
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The seterusnya morning when I woke up the sun was shining and Humphrey is still sleeping on the other bed. I yawn and sleepily look at my watch.I jump up startled as I read the time. "11:00AM!?" I rush over to Humphrey and wake him up quickly. "Humphrey! Humphrey! We have to go! Jade and Olivia will be expecting us at 1:00!!!! And we still have a long ways to go! So come on!" Humphrey slowly sits up and then stands and yawns, "Ok, ok, I'm coming."
After checking out and walking out to the car Humphrey says firmly. "I'm gonna drive this time." I sigh, "Ok Humphrey, Just follow my directions. Ok?"...
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posted by OmegaLeader
I changed tajuk because someone complained because I copied their title, but this the Til Death Do Us Apart 2 basically

Love Finds It's Ways 2

The sun bright rays woke me up, my eyes were strained and my back didn't feel well for sleeping on rocks. Luna was talking to Kate, Kate seemed a little worried and Luna was not menunjukkan a better expression. "Jet wake up we still got to watch a little bit then we can take a brake for today" Sweet knew I didn't want to get up and tapped my head with her paw, "Fine Sweets just gave me a second". I stretched out, a few little cracks and pops around my back...
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posted by OmegaLeader
Til Death Do Us Apart

I woke up to the push of a paw to my face. "Jet wake up sleepy head we have a lot to do today" "But I--" She pinned me down to the grown, "Jet don't pull this shit on me and who knows  maybe we can have some alone time after we we are done", she jumped off, my arms a little smudged while Luna was holding. "Fine so what will have to do today" I sighed wishing we can just go to sleep to tether instead having to do some boring chores. "Ok first we need to hunt, this will help your Alpha training", "But--" she put her paw to my mouth and hushed my mouth. "Don't argue with...
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posted by sxyomega
Alright guys, before I start I think I should point out a few things. One: I will not continue The Humphrey in Me because I can't seem to get the flow of ideas back in my head I guess is the simplest was to put it. Two: This is going to be a decently long thing and I would like to post lebih then just one on a daily basis, so that I can get back to doing The Humphrey in Me. Thanks. And please enjoy Goodbye Pack part 2! :D
WARNING: SOME STRONG LANGUAGE
ATTENTION: I DO NOT OWN THE SONG IN THIS STORY. I DID NOT ASK COUNTING ROSE TO USE THIS SONG SO PLEASE DO NOT POST IT ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE FOR COPYRIGHT...
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posted by sxyomega
Jason's POV
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"Huh what?" I awoke to mother waking me up. I started to get up, stretched and hugged my mother good morning.

"Did anda have a nice sleep?" She asked.

I nodded and looked around and didn't find dad. "Mother, where is dad?" "He's out hunting for our breakfast sweetheart." "Oh, good I guess." I berkata walking to the mouth of the den and looked out towards the mountains. There was a mild breeze that I closed my eyes and let it go through my fur. The feeling was amazing and cooling and refreshing. For some reason it made me think of Anna....
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posted by sxyomega
"Did anda just say Humphrey?" I asked amazed.

"Yeah why?" He asked confused.

I didn't say anything I just shook my head and ran to my father and hugged him with tears running down my face. With every step atau moment of standing I didn't care. My pain from never seeing my parents just washed away right in front of me.

"What are anda doing bud?" Humphrey asked.

"You just made me the happiest serigala, wolf on earth." I berkata drowning his bulu in my tears sejak now. Humphrey obviously didn't know what to do because he was standing there with his paws in the air, "I am your son, Jason."

"Jason!" They both screamed. Humphrey...
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After about 2 months of Kate's and Humphrey's marriage and Lily's and Garth's marriage its been quite slow, they decided it be best if they live in the same den, Humphrey is learning of being alpha and become pretty good, he and Garth are becoming close Friends and allies but the moose have become less and less around Jasper and its up to Garth and Kate atau will they mess up........

Humphrey: Goodmorning kate

Kate: Goodmorning humphrey so did anda get me breakfest?

Humphrey: no recently the moose has not been a good supply lately

Kate: well may be anda should take Garth anda guys can look for some...
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posted by lukehaener
One tahun after Kate's and humphreys marriage Humphrey was walking down a path were he came across lily his sister in law. hay lily what are anda doing oh nothing me and Garth got into another fight, ohh are anda okay, ya I don't know what to do I Cinta him but we keep fighting and I don't want to be with him no lebih I just though he was better, lily don't cry don't worry every thing will be alright maybe he's not meant for anda maybe anda need someone who will spend there life with anda and treat anda right, ya I know who that is, oh anda do who is it, all of a sudden lily jumped on bahagian, atas of me and started...
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posted by ShadowTheWolf14
Chapter 2 part 2
Meeting a Beautiful Girl

It has been 4 years sinces Mace adopted Shadow and he has made lots of new friends. But he still doesn't know about somethings dark from the past,things that he will be hunted for Later in his life.
anda can't catch me! yeld Sherry. I'll catch you.Said Shadow. Come on LJ!Help me get her! I'm coming. berkata LJ. I'm going to get her i'm close to getting her, ha!Ah!Get Off me.Grrr. Hahahaha. Got you!Ok ok y'all win.
hei here comes the pack leaders daughter Serra. Wow! berkata Shadow stunted.What? Asked LJ and Sherry.I don't know. Its a new filling. ok?...
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'Your a serigala, wolf aren’t you!' I shouted.
He was confused, but his eyes were still red.
'Who ever told you, b-how do anda know?!' I looked over at my back, then looked at him.
I'm not alone I whispered. he stared at me, thinking about what I've said.
He felt his eyes changing back to his normal eye color while he rubs his eyes, then stared back.
'What do anda mean your not alone?..-'
'Is your father like me, l-like you; does he have your aura, your strength, my symbol-does he?!'
He closed his eyes and whimpered, facing his head in a different direction.
Suddenly I heard barking, footsteps coming nearby......
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when kate and bdawg where 12
kate:whow are you!:)
b-dawg: names b-dawg don't wear it out!:)
kate:(gigles)whana play!?
b-dawg:shure!ur it!:)
kate:tag! :)
*2 hours later*
humphrey:who are anda mute dumb Anjing aren't aloud here!>:)
kate:omega shut up befor.......befor.....
humphrey:befor what anda call your dady!>:)
b-dawg:leave her alone.>:(
*humphrey attakes b-dawg*
winstone:stop all of anda kate it's time to go to alpha school.humphrey go to your den!pup go to your owener!
kate:bye*sad voice*
b-dawg:bye*sad voice*
Verse 1:
She will be
Cummin on my mountain when I cum
(pump on more)
Cumin on my mountain when she cums
(in and out)
Cumin up my mountain
Cumin down my mountain
Exploding on my mountain when we cum

Verse 2:
We need to lick it round the rim before we cum
(so wet)
Suck it all around with Tongue before we cum
Sucking up my mountain
Licking down my mountain
Exploding on my mountain when she cums.

Chorus:
Blissful on my mountain
Blissful on my mountain
Blissful on my mountain when we cum.

Verse 3:
Shell be mounting my mountain before we cum
(slide it in)
She will be mounting my mountain before we cum
Pumping up my mountain...
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Kate and Humphrey adventures.
Mini story 4. Part 2 of 2. “The entire US is gone...”

Late at night, Winston heard the whistling of the Nighthawk's engine. He looked outside and watched the lights flashing off the plane as he took off. "Why is he going so early?" Winston wondered. He was extremely tired so he immediately went back to katil after the flashing of the lights went away. In the morning, he headed off to the central dens. Hutch was planning a trip to take medical supplies up to Garth's territory, and he called Winston over. "Hey, can anda ask Eve to come here?" Hutch asked. "She is...
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hei people I wish lebih people read please spread the stories but I hop anda enjoy. And shadow = nathan


When Nathan woke up he noticed he was in Kate and Humphrey's den. Then he saw them Cuddling. " ouck " he berkata quietly. He tried to sneak out quietly but for a pup that's hard. " whawhat oh hei shadow your probly wondering why your here but......... we adopted anda " .

Kate berkata in a happy voice. " well I cant keep real parents in both forms " he berkata quietly. " well anda can always go back to eve and " Kate couldn't finish. " oh thank anda " he yelped then tackling them. " wow anda really wanted...
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posted by VictoriaWolf
It was a calm night at Phil's house my head rested in his lap as we watched the rest of a film we had rented from blockbuster, my stomach wrench and i dashed to the bathroom , i reached the bahroom and i grabbed hold of the sink and then i threw up......
Phil rushed in behind me "are okay ?" Phil's berkata as he rubbed my back i wiped and washed my mouth , "yeah...i dont how that happend i havent ate anything bad today...." I trailed of "Well aleast its now out instead of in , come on lets get to bed" He hugged me and wnet dwonstairs and switched the tv off as i Sliped my merah jambu slik nightgown on...
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it was 1968 and the Tet offensive got even worse the Vietcong and NVA were attacking every base in south vietnam. the marines had to lapor to the old city of Hue (commonly known as the cidiadel)
they had to retake the city form the vietcong.
the marines were told the amry 1st air calvery divison will back them up Humphrey was depressed When kate sends him a hippy letter from utama that said:
go utama leave the war Lets make Cinta and peace
Humphrey was about to put up his letter till Sergio came up to him and took the letter away,
you can read this your crappy hippy stuff after we re capture Hue...
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Hello furry Friends hope anda enjoy please komen and peminat but enjoy


When Nathan woke up he felt that his hands were sticky with something then he remembered ( oh yeah I tryed to save Jon's life and kicked the packs butt untill I got trampled)
Nathan tryed to get up but he couldn't. When he was able to look at his hands he saw he was tied up in vines. " crap" he berkata softly. " oh I see your awake " eve said. With Kate Humphrey and hutch seterusnya to her.
" anda know Nathan anda are really getting on my nerves " she said. " not the first person for that to happen "Nathan told her with a fake hint of...
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*crack*...There it was again, a strange noice coming from the dark woods. "I should have never came out here alone!" I thought to myself, shaking in fear. *snap* It was getting closer... "Who's there?" I asked carefully. No one answered. "Hello?" I said. Still, no response. The footsteps were really close now. Suddenly, they stopped and everything went silent... All anda could hear was my frightened breathing. "Who's the-" There was a whistling noise going through the air. "Ouch, what the fuck man?!" I yelled in pain. It was a sedative dart and it hit me in the neck, right where it was supposed...
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