kegemaran Anime CRACK pairings?

For those who don't know what a crack pairing is: it's a pairing of two characters that would NEVER actually get together atau at least anda would never expect to be romantically compatible. It's like the opposite of canon.

If anda don't have one, atau never really thought of one, then c'mon, think it up, it's really fun. Like, let's say Ino x Itachi. Lol, they never even met, but for some reason, I ship them! (Opposites attract, right? :D) So c'mon, play along. Name your favorites, atau at least that are acceptable to you, lol. :D

Like, my most Kegemaran are: 1 x Misa and Mello x Sayu (from Death Note), Sesshomaru x Kikyo (from Inuyasha), Deidara x Sakura (from Naruto).