What if anda heard a "meow" under your katil and anda went under and anda saw Alphonse Elric with cat eyes on his face?

I would get up pull him out from under my katil and say WTF bro why anda in my room and under my katil GTFO but first teach me alchemy

I would keep him and look after him until ed comes and picks him up

Kill him and say, "Go away."