#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause anda know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far lebih affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death yu, ikan jerung attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a yu, ikan jerung attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned sejak the Krismas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten sejak a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, anda know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, anda know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD Goosebumps ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog sejak a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..
#10: WEIRD Goosebumps ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause anda know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far lebih affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death yu, ikan jerung attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a yu, ikan jerung attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned sejak the Krismas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten sejak a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, anda know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, anda know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD Goosebumps ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog sejak a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..
#10: WEIRD Goosebumps ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
#1: KORN:
When anda think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make anda think of Bunga and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Cinta them (obviously). But these songs are Singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: merah jambu FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When anda think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make anda think of Bunga and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Cinta them (obviously). But these songs are Singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: merah jambu FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the bahagian, atas war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would anda feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Televisyen that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the bahagian, atas war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would anda feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Televisyen that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" tunjuk then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" tunjuk then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all Cinta to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
We all Cinta to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.