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Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the saat one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.

"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.

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SOON AFTER:

Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.

"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell anda and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.

"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.

Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.

But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.

Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.

However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.

"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.

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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.

Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied sejak one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, sejak the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.

Vass began speaking to her.

"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches krat aside violently), anda are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do anda have a fucking problem in your head? Do anda think I am bullshitting you, do anda think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed anda once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell anda the definition of insanity?"

Carly didn't reply.

But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.

"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.

Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.

"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.

"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.

But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.

"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.

"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen sejak Vaas.

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Carly finally mencuri all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter pisau instead of her machete for some reason.

Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted sejak a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.

Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.

Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.

"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"

Carly is then shot in the hati, tengah-tengah sejak Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.

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After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.

But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, atau zombie, whatever it is.

Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.

Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.

"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.

Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her baju pocket, saving her life.

"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.

Small silence.

"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.

"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.

"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.

"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

"There, the bot is finally ready" daisy said.

"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.

"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy pisau anda found for Buck?" Dash asked.

"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.

"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.

"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly berkata to Dr. Earnhardt.

"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.

"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.

Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.

Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.

"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.

Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.

"Are anda sure?" Dash asked.

"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.

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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.

When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.

"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"Missed me" Vaas berkata with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.

Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.

"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.

"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to punch him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.

Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.

"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.

But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.

"Do anda have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.

No response.

"Now tunjuk yourself!" Vaas shouted.

Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.

"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually menunjukkan signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.

"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.

"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.

"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.

Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun and fall to his knees, chocking loudly and putting his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding.

"That's for Grant" Carly berkata angrily.

Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the bahagian, atas of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.

Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her, but than she remembers all he did, and shot his corpse 4 other times. Before she ran over to Johnny.

"Can anda walk?" Carly asked.

"Barely" Johnny admitted.

"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, Ciuman Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.

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"DIE anda FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.

"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.

Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.

"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.

"I'm okay.. Just a flesh wound" Dash told him.

"Well still.. No lebih shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.

Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.

"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.

As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.

"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.

"Is she okay?" Carly asked.

"I'm fine" Dash said.

"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.

"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.

"But your arm" Packie reminded.

"It'll be fine, after David Eric's hari I Lost most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.

"Fair enough" Packie replied.

"I -Is it over?" daisy asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.

"Yes, come on out" Packie berkata comfortingly.

Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.
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#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th hari Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing lebih than Haiwan who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Bidadari of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE Bidadari OF DEATH.
And within only five minit after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: merah jambu Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE dinding album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between merah jambu and a telephone operator, as merah jambu twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how merah jambu learns that his wife...
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a soalan on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do anda tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Cinta and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were anda followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered anda bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck anda ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...
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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that mencuri Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, anda mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. atau I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't anda just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE anda lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short sejak Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. anda crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short sejak pressing his...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, atau can be bought from the XBox Store....
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#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little kuda, kuda kecil and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people Cinta these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this peminat base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...


#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As anda expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes anda hate Lilly....
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I berkata it.. (sits and waits for the haters)








#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..


#6: kuda, kuda kecil Muzik VIDEOS:
No comments..


#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the tunjuk itself.
As even though...
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I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even lebih for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like Membaca them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when anda think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...
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#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed sejak Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...
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#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't lebih badass than his scream voice..


#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's sejuk when their not..


#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the senarai from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..


#4: kambing, daging biri-biri OF GOD:
I am not a peminat of kambing, daging biri-biri of God.
Their too death...
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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted sejak two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Cinta that.....
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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry anda can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated sejak woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped sejak a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied sejak the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. atau at least YouTube him..



The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, atau at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the pantai now that she knows it's a...
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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from London to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..


ONE tahun EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over sejak a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


It was a wonderful hari in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering lebih ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: anda really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot anda in the arm! Why aren't anda bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...
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