Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.
Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.
And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the saat one closely behind them.
"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.
"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.
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Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.
"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell anda and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.
"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.
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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.
Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.
But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.
Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.
However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.
"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.
Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.
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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.
Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?
Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied sejak one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, sejak the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.
Vass began speaking to her.
"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches krat aside violently), anda are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do anda have a fucking problem in your head? Do anda think I am bullshitting you, do anda think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed anda once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell anda the definition of insanity?"
Carly didn't reply.
But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.
"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.
Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.
"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.
"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.
But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.
"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.
"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen sejak Vaas.
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Carly finally mencuri all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter pisau instead of her machete for some reason.
Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted sejak a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.
Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.
Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.
"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"
Carly is then shot in the hati, tengah-tengah sejak Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.
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After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.
But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, atau zombie, whatever it is.
Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.
Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.
"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.
Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her baju pocket, saving her life.
"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.
Small silence.
"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.
"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.
"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.
"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
"There, the bot is finally ready" daisy said.
"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.
"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy pisau anda found for Buck?" Dash asked.
"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.
"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.
"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly berkata to Dr. Earnhardt.
"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.
"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.
Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.
Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.
"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.
Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.
"Are anda sure?" Dash asked.
"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.
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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.
When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.
"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.
"Missed me" Vaas berkata with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.
Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.
"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.
"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.
"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to punch him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.
Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.
"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.
But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.
"Do anda have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.
No response.
"Now tunjuk yourself!" Vaas shouted.
Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.
"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually menunjukkan signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.
"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.
"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.
"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.
Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun and fall to his knees, chocking loudly and putting his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding.
"That's for Grant" Carly berkata angrily.
Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the bahagian, atas of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.
Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her, but than she remembers all he did, and shot his corpse 4 other times. Before she ran over to Johnny.
"Can anda walk?" Carly asked.
"Barely" Johnny admitted.
"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, Ciuman Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.
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"DIE anda FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.
"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.
"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.
Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.
"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.
"I'm okay.. Just a flesh wound" Dash told him.
"Well still.. No lebih shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.
Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.
"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.
As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.
"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.
"Is she okay?" Carly asked.
"I'm fine" Dash said.
"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.
"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.
"But your arm" Packie reminded.
"It'll be fine, after David Eric's hari I Lost most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.
"Fair enough" Packie replied.
"I -Is it over?" daisy asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.
"Yes, come on out" Packie berkata comfortingly.
Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.
Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.
And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the saat one closely behind them.
"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.
"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.
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Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.
"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell anda and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.
"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.
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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.
Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.
But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.
Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.
However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.
"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.
Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.
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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.
Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?
Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied sejak one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, sejak the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.
Vass began speaking to her.
"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches krat aside violently), anda are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do anda have a fucking problem in your head? Do anda think I am bullshitting you, do anda think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed anda once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell anda the definition of insanity?"
Carly didn't reply.
But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.
"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.
Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.
"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.
"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.
But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.
"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.
"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen sejak Vaas.
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Carly finally mencuri all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter pisau instead of her machete for some reason.
Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted sejak a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.
Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.
Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.
"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"
Carly is then shot in the hati, tengah-tengah sejak Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.
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After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.
But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, atau zombie, whatever it is.
Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.
Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.
"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.
Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her baju pocket, saving her life.
"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.
Small silence.
"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.
"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.
"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.
"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
"There, the bot is finally ready" daisy said.
"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.
"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy pisau anda found for Buck?" Dash asked.
"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.
"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.
"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly berkata to Dr. Earnhardt.
"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.
"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.
Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.
Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.
"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.
Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.
"Are anda sure?" Dash asked.
"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.
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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.
When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.
"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.
"Missed me" Vaas berkata with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.
Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.
"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.
"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.
"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to punch him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.
Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.
"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.
But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.
"Do anda have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.
No response.
"Now tunjuk yourself!" Vaas shouted.
Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.
"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually menunjukkan signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.
"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.
"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.
"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.
Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun and fall to his knees, chocking loudly and putting his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding.
"That's for Grant" Carly berkata angrily.
Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the bahagian, atas of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.
Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her, but than she remembers all he did, and shot his corpse 4 other times. Before she ran over to Johnny.
"Can anda walk?" Carly asked.
"Barely" Johnny admitted.
"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, Ciuman Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.
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"DIE anda FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.
"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.
"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.
Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.
"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.
"I'm okay.. Just a flesh wound" Dash told him.
"Well still.. No lebih shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.
Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.
"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.
As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.
"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.
"Is she okay?" Carly asked.
"I'm fine" Dash said.
"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.
"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.
"But your arm" Packie reminded.
"It'll be fine, after David Eric's hari I Lost most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.
"Fair enough" Packie replied.
"I -Is it over?" daisy asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.
"Yes, come on out" Packie berkata comfortingly.
Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.
I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sejak his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sejak his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him utama sejak tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him utama sejak tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a Rawak magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract anda as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) anda just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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