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How the hell did Bella get prego? seriously?

Can anyone explain to me how Bella got pregnant?

Here's where I get confused;

1. Eddy has no blood flow so how did he get the damn thing up?

2. He's been dead for years, so his little swimmers would be dead too.

3. The baby would have to develope and grow in the womb, and Vampires don't change (the whole being dead thing). Even bing half vamp, still would atleast slow things.

My suspitions, Jacob got Bella pregnant, which makes the whole imprintng thing even worse.
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Actually, not only do they not have blood flow, they have no bodily fluids whatsoever, so no semen either.
hooch-is-crazy posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Well that just adds to perplexed question!
Myf_1992 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Well Stephenie can do whatever she wants with her book katiecain. But that only makes it worse...
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Critical Analysis of Twilight Jawapan

Plenilunio said:
I haven't read the fourth book, so I can't help anda with the answer provided in the books. Anyway, Membaca little pieces of information here and there, it seems SMeyer's explanation implies the so-called venom pumping miraculously through the meyerpires conducts (no beating heart, remember!), hence making the thing go up. Also, apart from venom, it has 25 cromosomes which, sejak art of magic too, can impregnate a woman.

If anda read SMeyer's long and boring explanation on how a human being becomes a meyerpire, anda can start screaming "plothole!", since venom travels through each and every human cell, turning it into a diamond-like substance. What happens to the eggs, then? Well, trying to put both ideas together, I come up with two conclusions:
a) the eggs become sparkly dead stuff. No pregnancy!
b) venom, which also serves as semen and lube (really, she berkata that's why meyerpires can alih and aren't just sparklilicious statues), fertilizes each and every egg inside the woman. Death!

anda know what? Your theory makes lebih sense than any of SMeyer's explanations. When Quileutes stop being boring humans Bella can whine about to become awesome meyerwolves, they suddenly age and grow. Jacob went from a teenage boy's body to a 20-something's body. That would explain why that Bella and Edward's spawn ages so quickly instead of aging slower than a normal human (hey, her father doesn't age at all, it's logical, isn't it?) or, at least, at a human rate. But who am I to soalan her?

Also, as I berkata at the beginning, I haven't read Breeding Spawn, so the info I got might be wrong, but it's so ridiculous I chose to believe those explanations are indeed hers.
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OK, huge LMAO on that Breeding Spawn xD
Kaidi posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Not mine, I read it at Frozen Apples and roared with laughter, so I decided to use it here.
Plenilunio posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Breeding Spawn, haha im in stiches, aww it hurts to laugh this hard. thanks for ur answer.
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Twilighter_143 said:
1. He has a vampire substitution similar to blood in his body 2. Since his skin is so hard he doesn't need errection. 3. Bella wasn't a vampire while pregnant so she was able to grow to accommodate renesmee
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 1. He has a vampire substitution similar to blood in his body 2. Since his skin is so hard he doesn't need errection. 3. Bella wasn't a vampire while pregnant so she was able to grow to accommodate renesmee
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bendaimmortal said:
LMAO. So true. So true. The Twilight sex & pregnency makes even less sense than some other similiar cases.

I mean, like, at least in ANgel TV serie, the baby of the two Vampires was a human and he was made possible sejak a goddess, a higher power. But nothing in that story still explains how the hell are the Buffyverse vamps able to have sex. :P

I think people really should stop making Vampires have sex the mortal way. Even True Blood does that. It's everywhere!! HELLO, THEIR BODIES ARE DEAD!!!!

So, so many should take lessons on Vampires from Mrs. Rice.
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Team-Rice woop woop! *waves the beras flag*
Myf_1992 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Just because they're bodies are dead doesn't mean they can't have sex. They just can't reproduce. But they can still have sex. I don't know how it would be pleaseurable because i don't know anything about hormones after death (I'm assuming there aren't any), but i do know that it would be possible for them to have sex.
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Yeah, I guess magic is the only way to explain it but the fact they didn't explain it with magic makes it not apply really... but then again I think it's better off not explained with magic because I personally think that would be even lamer. If you're gonna write about a creature which body is dead anda really should respect that fact and forget about the mortal way of having sex. Like, WHY do anda even bother to write about an undead creature if anda don't want to give up such an extreme mortal matter? Especially if all anda can excuse it with, is some feeble "it's magic"? renrae, please don't take offense of that, I didn't mean it to critisize anda but only all of those who write Vampires having the mortal type of sex. I'm so happy Anne beras exsists. She knew and cared about what kind of a creature she was Penulisan about.
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Paramore-CSI said:
well some how edward did get bella pregnant they were on esme island and edward slept with her many times and some how bella being human happened to get pregnant from edward i guess it's some wierd vampire thing jacob did not get bella pregnant
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I know Jacob didn't get Bella pregnant =D it was a joke. and I was asking how she got pregnant, as Stephenie Meyer doesn't explain very well.
Myf_1992 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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ik u were joking lolz she doesnt its very unclear
Paramore-CSI posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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LOL @ plenilunio
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kayleebabee said:
well err.... i have a shameful confession i had to study that book like eight times before i actually understood how the whole prego thing worked and what i think happened is....


well he pulled them into warm water err, that could have made him a little testosterone filled and maybe melted some of his ice hard semen they also done it lebih than once soooooo........ but i personally would hate too be bella i mean he is all cold and hard *shivers* I prefer anybody to him.
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I know it would be like having sex with a statue errrhhh. and Bella always conviniently passes out. she did it in Twilight so we miss out on an intense scene. Then thre the first sex scene. Then its like SM makes some huge build up to a sex scene then skips the sex and goes to the seterusnya morning, its almost like SM is avoiding having to write anything worth while.
Myf_1992 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Oh, and nice theory on the whole water and melty stuff
Myf_1992 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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^^ Nutter!! Wish I could actually do that though....
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shriekingshack said:
I have no idea.. I had to read the book over and over again because i don't get how she got prego either :)
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Book-Freak said:
Well, Bella is human so she could grow to accommodate the baby but I do agree that if he had no blood it would be impossible to get an erection.
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