CAT Help!!! My seriously mental 1st cousin, who is truly a Twi-hard, wants to- and i quote "want to sleep with Robert Pattinson and he will be mine forever!!!" Ahhhhhhh my own blood relative... Harry anda are my only hope, save me, oh please save me!!!

I know how anda feel. My best Friends are Twi-hards. It's really annoying, me being the only one that hates Twilight when they go into FANGIRL MODE. I try to calm down I-Frigging-Hate-Twilightness, But they do absaloutly NOTHING about their fangirlyness. When I make a perfectly reasonable point about why I don't like it, they attack me.

My best friend, Josie has just started Penulisan a book, she sent me a few paragraphs of it and it was ALARMINGLY like S.Meyers style. Her main character has no flaws (Except for clumsiness, when she actually gets a PAPERCUT when turning a page of her book.) She's perfectly beautiful. Josie describes her as having porselin skin, flowing black hair and the sort of face that your could stare into for hours (VOMIT.)

I gave her some very helpful constructive critism, I was very kind. But I don't think she took me seriously. When she replied it was all "She does have flaws, like anger issues and only being good at english. And I like Meyer's style of writing, millions of girls disagree with you, Annie."

So I wrote back saying "Only being good at english isn't a flaw, Josie. And, really, thousands of girls AGREE with me (the INTELLIGENT ones) so does Stephen King! So whos opnion are anda against? A best-selling authors? atau some hormonal, teenage girls?? HUH??"

Sorry, kinda rambled there!

1 go to your dapur and gat some nice cold susu from anda fridge
2 take a deep breath and tell your self that the chances of that happening are the same a narnia being in your closet (cheak just in cace)
3 If she says anything along those lines again deny the fact that your related when in puplic

GOOD LUCK!!! x)

Oh honey, believe me- I am not even around any girls my own age that obsess about twilight. Me and my best friend Cinta Harry Potter and cant stand Twilight. But I get enough of Twilight from everywhere I go. Its like " gee Summit, are anda trying to shove something down our throats." I just want it to go away. We have to hang in there.

OMG lolz...no hope at all! Bang her on the head with a copy of the twilight book perhaps slip her back into reality? lolz

well when anda berkata that your cousin Petikan "want to sleep with Robert Pattinson and he will be mine forever!!!" and then anda say "Harry anda are my only hope, save me, oh please save me!!!"
its really no big difference anda like the harrypotter series and anda are obsessed with harrypotter and your cousin likes twilight and she is obsessed with robert pattinson.
so,you see many people have different preferinces but there is nothing really wrong with it.just that people who are peminat-peminat of something else and another group of people are peminat-peminat of something else wonder which one is better and so the war between the 2 series (harrypotter vs twilight) began.
anda should try be in that persons place before anda say something because im very sure you'd do the same

-there is enough angkasa for lebih preferences =]]-