Harry Potter vs. Twilight Article: 20 reasons why I hate Twilight

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posted by HaleyDewit

1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches anda when anda sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely dependent of her stalker boyfriend and is totally helpless without him.
9.Bella despised and abuses her friends.
10.Bella finds the external lebih important that the inner.Otherwise she would've treated Mike with a little lebih respect.
11.There's no Cinta in Twilight.The only reasons we know why they're so attracted to each other are Bella's smell and Edward's perfect external facets.Considering neither of them has a personality they can't learn to know each other better and therefore their relationship is based on these external facets.This is not love,but lust.If Edward hadn't been so perfectly good-looking Bella wouldn't have adjudged him a saat glance.And if Bella's mind wasn't closed,Edward wouldn't have any interests in her.
12.Bella is a stupid whining cry baby.She gives a clearly depressed impression and in the Filem her facial expression rarely changes.So she's depressed.Why?There's no cat who knows.
13.Smeyer keeps saying the same thing.We know Bella can't make a alih without menunjukkan her clumsy nature.We know Edward is perfect.We know it rains a lot in Forks.
14.Bella's considered the new role model to many girls.Bella also gets pregnant in Eclipse.Forgive me if I do not see the connection between 'role model' and 'getting pregnant as a teenager'
15.Bella imprints?? her baby to Jacob as a consolation prize because she thinks Edward's hotter.
16.Bella uses Jacob.She knew he had feelings for her and she exploited that.For example: she made him fix a motorcycle for her so she could catch a glimp of her precious Edward and the moment Edward was back she ran back into his arms and left Jacob like his feelings didn't matter.
17.'Bella Swan' means 'Beautiful Swan' I think she's still in the ugly itik phase.I'm just saying it's a stupid name?
18.Smeyer claims she's as good as J.K.Rowling.Every Harry Potter peminat who has read Twilight will pasti that this is bullshit and wishful thinking.Smeyer doesn't even reach Jo's ankles.She's a horrible writer.
19.Edward can't read Bella's mind.Reason: Bella doesn't have a mind.
20.The whole Twilight mess is based on a wet dream.

DulceVida, McAdamsFan and 4 others like this

jdblover4life actually having guy watching u when u sleep is romantic actually it means that he thinks ur cute in ur sleep too and he just wants to look at u cuz he thinks ur beautiful if u dont think thats romantic then wow...something is wrong with u

jdblover4life and y would u read it if u hate it thats very stupid if u dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all its that easy of an concept

rose_dark THIS IS EPIC

HaleyDewit @jdblover4life:Okay,don't worry.Where do you live?I'll send you the mental help you need. And I heard it was bad,but I thought before I give critics I should read it.That would give me the right to have an opinion.

HaleyDewit ps:your English sucks

venvargie Well watching someone when they sleep CAN be cute, I'll admit that. But...doing it while they have no knowledge of it is CREEPY.

LoveforSeverus Epic. as for jblover, you can't properly criticize something unless you truly know how much it sucks.

HaleyDewit exactly

ronald_weasley jblover: Really? ur not being sarcastic are you??

HaleyDewit I don't think she is

Renarimae For me, being excessively anti-teen pregnancy, I think you made a great point, now that Twilight is extremely popular, every girl is gonna' want to be Bella, fall in love, marry, and have a baby with Edward Cullen, all before they reach 20 years old. And to the fangirls: There are no Edwards out there, no guy is perfect, if it isn't true, that'd mean that my mom would've divorced my dad because he wasn't Edward. And I wouldn't want an overprotective sparkling vampire as a lover, I'd rather be with a squirrel than someone like that. And I mean, I don't get why Twilight is so popular, I mean I saw the movie and thought it was okay, but it's not the best movie in the world, I'd rather watch the Scary Movies or A Goofy Movie, Jason Marsden and Bill Farmer are awesome in that movie! But, really, when you think about it, hate to break it to you fangirls, but Twilight isn't as marvelous as everyone claims it to be.

V-GIRL96 #18 and #1 are sooo true. Poor trees :( sacrificed for books with such flat characters and a terrible plot. Though not gonna lie, when I was first reading Twilight, I was enjoying it. I was looking for a book that I could read without using a single brain cell, and boy did I find it! lol Sadly, my thinking kicked in and I started trying to find a deeper meaning in the book, read between the lines, trying to find something along the lines of a moral! I caved and allowed my myself to look beyond Meyer's sucky thesaurus using and all I was thinking after doing these things was "Why the heck am I reading this cruddy as hell piece of trash?!" Then I went and and made the second biggest mistake of my life, (next to reading the whole "saga", what?! I couldn't just quit, had to see the stupid thing to the end like a good reader), I rented the darn movie, hoping to god that maybe, just maybe the effects would be half decent and that Robert Pattinson (who I thought was cool because of HP4) would help sugar-coat this piece of crud series. Again, I was let down. Bottom line, Twilight is just a poorly written fanfiction-like story that is based off Meyer's personal fantasy (and what a disturbing fantasy it is O.O), and Harry Potter FTW!!!

venvargie ^ It IS fanfiction...in denial.

McAdamsFan you tell them girl!

smilealways I love twilight and Harry Potter the same, I wish there was more movies for each of them. Twilight has 5 movies and Harry Potter has 8 movies because the last movie was split in half because it was too long.

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Ahh

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The Seven Stalkers

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Source: twilightsucks.com, nuxi

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..Oh dear.

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Rosalie Hale

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A somewhat logic behind the depression of Bella angsa, angsa, swan as seen in New Moon.

posted by KatiiCullen94

I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give anda a little lebih open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, anda survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...

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Edward Cullen: An Abusive Boyfriend

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean sejak "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional...