Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, anda know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure anda don' need anything else?" berkata Zim. Positive?? Im fine. berkata Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! berkata Merribelle.
A umm... dog. berkata Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, berkata Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, berkata Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes, China!
Anjing from China dont look like that. Trust me, me and my da-
Just then, Marribelle stopped. I can't talk. She said. I have to go. She walked away without another word.
Dib's POV
I walked along the sidewalk wondering if I should prove to Merri that Zim was a alien. ( Yes, that's the nickname I gave her, Merri)
Just then, I heard someone crying. I looked all around, but couldn't find anyone.
Just then I made the noise out.
It was coming from in the wood's.
I walked in the wood's, only to find Merri weeping her hati, tengah-tengah out.
I started to walk over to her, until I tripped over a log.
Stupid me.
I stood up but I couldn't see a thing. My glasses had fallen somewhere.
I guess Merri heard me trip over her crying because I gained my sight back when she put my glasses on for me.
Thanks, I said, adjusting my glasses.
Why are anda even here? She said.
Because I heard anda crying.
At that moment I knew I berkata the wrong thing. She hates people and will probably hate me.
Thanks, she said. She bent over and hugged me, then walked away.
I passed out :)
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, anda know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure anda don' need anything else?" berkata Zim. Positive?? Im fine. berkata Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! berkata Merribelle.
A umm... dog. berkata Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, berkata Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, berkata Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes, China!
Anjing from China dont look like that. Trust me, me and my da-
Just then, Marribelle stopped. I can't talk. She said. I have to go. She walked away without another word.
Dib's POV
I walked along the sidewalk wondering if I should prove to Merri that Zim was a alien. ( Yes, that's the nickname I gave her, Merri)
Just then, I heard someone crying. I looked all around, but couldn't find anyone.
Just then I made the noise out.
It was coming from in the wood's.
I walked in the wood's, only to find Merri weeping her hati, tengah-tengah out.
I started to walk over to her, until I tripped over a log.
Stupid me.
I stood up but I couldn't see a thing. My glasses had fallen somewhere.
I guess Merri heard me trip over her crying because I gained my sight back when she put my glasses on for me.
Thanks, I said, adjusting my glasses.
Why are anda even here? She said.
Because I heard anda crying.
At that moment I knew I berkata the wrong thing. She hates people and will probably hate me.
Thanks, she said. She bent over and hugged me, then walked away.
I passed out :)
Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and Ciuman him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and Ciuman him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that anda know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death bintang on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill anda for that one.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that anda know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death bintang on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill anda for that one.
Okami, the wolf
I set up a human 'house' across the 'street' from Zim. "S.I.R.," I sighed, lazing back in a chair.
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did anda finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. berkata with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did anda finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. berkata with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
