1x01 'The Nightmare Begins'

"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a tahun before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether wanted atau not! luckily, i was a chosen invader sejak the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom would start. when it did, i finally started Skool.i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?" i thought....

i awnserd the door and there stood a gift when i opened it a flash of light passed through me and i woke up it was night and i looked at my hand it looked like zim's hand three fingers and a black glove! i quickly ran to the mirror and i saw i looked just exactly like an irken!so when i made a perfect duisgise it was morning and i walked to skool when i sat down zim berkata "did anda like your present mika"then i replied"a little" when i was about to scratch my meja i claws started coming out and in like a cat so when the loceng rang it rained so when i went out before i can go out zim warned me...

Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did anda do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did anda do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: anda RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did anda stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! anda leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and Gir arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...

The Gemini Myth
Chapter zero- Lost Fate

“Warning, warning. Experiment 1103 has escaped. I repeat: Experiment 1103 has escaped.” The computer repeated over and over again as the sirens went off, alerting all Irkens in the ship. The mere mention of this announcement would never arouse even the heaviest of sleepers if it was not for the addition of deafening thunder that seem to break eardrums and shake their inners. From that instants chaos ensued as smeets and armed Irken alike ran around in a confused frenzy blinded sejak fear and flashing red lights that bathed them. As the younger helpless...