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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 5


Lyra comes utama late. atau early. It depends on the point of view. Bon-Bon waits for her. She's sitting in the armchair. Lyra tries to sneak inside. She’s evading the objects carefully in the dark. Bon-Bon turns on the light. The unicorn winces and twinkles. Shields her eyes with her hoof.

“Where were you?” Bon-Bon asks coldly. She pierces her sky blue eyes into Lyra’s.

The turquoise kuda, kuda kecil looks back at her. Doesn’t give an answer. Her kot is bristled up. She doesn’t look like herself.

“I was just… joyriding…” Lyra finally speaks. Her voice is distant. There’s an odd flame flickering in her opalescent golden eyes.

“What?” Bon-Bon raises a brow.

“You know… joyride…” she mutters dazedly. “I’m tired…”

Lyra walks up like a zombie. Bon-Bon is speechless. Her friend is outcold. Bon-Bon leaves early for work. The unicorn wakes up several hours later. She gazes at her hooves. Cannot decide if it was just a dream atau not. She looks out the window. It’s dusk. The last rays of the setting sun die out.

Lyra’s thoughts are whirling. Last night’s a blur. She cannot recall where she was atau what did she do. Lyra stays at home. Turns on the TV. She has a headache. She feels somepony’s waiting for her. She doesn’t remember who. The unicorn feels tired. Exhausted. Yet, she feels an overwhelming urge. To meet her. Again.

Pitch black, starless night. The Moon hides behind thick, massive clouds. Three silhouettes pad on the dirt road. Their saddlebags are full of bottles.

“Hold on guys… I… I’ll be right back…” a purple earth kuda, kuda kecil stutters. She speaks slowly and discursively.

She walks up to a trench beside the road. Her footing is instable. She falls in. The other two trots over to her. Their steps are unsure as well.

“Berry Punch! Are anda okay?!” the pic, peach colored earth kuda, kuda kecil asks. She hicks.

“Need any help?” the orange stallion adds, then snorts.

“What does it look, like, numbskull?! Gosh darn it… I broke two bottles!” Berry punch complains. The others stare at her, fighting to hold their laughter in.

“Don’t just stand there! Give me a hoof already!!!” Berry demands, her hooves kicking the air. She’s lying on her back. Struggles.

“Don’t look at me… you’re the stallion, Caramel!” the pic, peach colored earth kuda, kuda kecil says.

“Fine... I’ll take care of it…” caramel agrees, but as he tries to help Berry out of the trench he falls in too. They all laugh.

“Don’t party alone up there, Carrot Top! Come here, sugarcube!” Berry exclaims loudly and grabs her friend’s hoof.

With the help of caramel they drag Carrot bahagian, atas into the trench as well. They all laugh. They all lie on their backs. In the trench. The cool earth feels good. The black clouds dissolve. The Moon comes out. Berry rummages in her saddlebag and takes out a bottle of red wine.

“Our battle is not over yet!!!” Berry yells, and flails with the bottle. “We might as well just vanquish this beast! And maybe a few of his minions!”

“Berry, you’re drunk…” caramel says and hicks.

“Says who?!” the purple kuda, kuda kecil exclaims as she opens the bottle. “FOR EQUESTRIA!!!” she empties a quarter of the bottle at a draught.

“Hey, leave me some…” caramel requests and tries to snatch the bottle. Berry holds it firmly.

“Nah… This kind of swill is not for such splendid colts like anda *hic* anda might grow worms in your stomach if your drink this…”

“Spare me the speech and give me the booze already!” Carrot bahagian, atas says and grabs the bottle.

The wine goes around until the bottle’s empty. Then another “minion” comes.

“Alcohol is a lethal poison, so I destroy it anyway I can!” Berry yells and drinks heavily.

“Ssshhh! anda hear that?” Carrot bahagian, atas asks.

“What?” caramel says.

“Listen!” Carrot requests.

They all stay quiet. Then they hear it. Some kind of murmur. It’s getting louder.

“What is this?” Berry asks perplexedly.

“I’ll check it out…” Carrot balas and climbs out of the trench before the others could react. She's the most sober one.

The noise grows louder sejak every second. Carrot bahagian, atas takes a few steps ahead. She’s in the middle of the dirt road. There’s no movement. Just darkness. And that weird noise. It’s veeery close now.

“I think I see something…” Carrot bahagian, atas whispers. She narrows her eyes.

Caramel’s about to climb out of the trench as well. His muzzle appears at the edge.

“Carry, come down the road before…”

Four reflectors flash at once, the cruel, white light suffuses everything. A metallic snarl. Carrot Top’s eyes widen. She lets out a ghoulish scream, before the impact. She has no chance. A loud bang. Nasty, repulsive sound. The vermillion apparition stops with jarring tires. Idles. This was the sumber of the murmur. The V8 rattles. The puffs of smoke from the exhaust turn red in the bulatan of the taillights.
caramel peeks out.

“Carry!” he whispers. “Carry!”

Carrot bahagian, atas opens her eyes. Blood covers her face and bulu everywhere. Her body is in an unnatural pose. caramel reaches out. Carrot bahagian, atas tries moving closer as well. Their hooves almost touch. They breathe in dust. The smell of gasoline, blood and sweat fills the air. The apparition still idles. The taillights shoot evil red rays of light. Crimson smoke. Metal. Rattle. caramel almost reaches Carrot Top. Just a few lebih inches…

The gearshift clicks into “REVERSE”. Christine backs up. Her rear tires scratch the ground, sending a awan of dust up in the air. She turns a bit right. She heads toward Carrot Top.

“Get down!” Berry whispers, snatching Caramel’s hind leg.

“I’ve… almost… got her…” caramel balas as he struggles. The car gets bigger and bigger in his peripheral sight.

“No, No, No!!!”

Christine’s rear towers over them. Berry forces caramel down to the bottom of the trench. They cower. After a while, the Plymouth goes forward. Then she backs up. Then goes forward. And backs up again. She does this several times. Then she storms out. The echoes of her engine slowly fade as Christine gets farther.

She does not go fast. A blown tire. Three broken headlights. A Lost muffler. Deformed grille, hud, hood and trunk. There’s blood everywhere. The radio plays “Blooddrunk” sejak Children of Bodom.

The mile counter spins backwards: 087006. The hole in the tire shrinks and disappears. Air fills up the rubber. Metallic pops and cracks. The three reflectors light up again. The hud, hood and the grille regain their normal shape, such as the trunk. The eerie, loud rumble of the engine becomes a smooth murmur as the Lost muffler reforms. 087000.

The blood slowly coils toward the joints on the car’s body. It’s like a reel played backwards. The blood disappears in the different gaps. Just a quick stop at Lyra’s house. The Plymouth returns to the Everfree. She parks in her space. The ignition turns and the V8 stops running. Christine lurks in the darkness. The keys hayun, swing back and forth in the ignition. The movement stops after a while. Only the popping sound of cooling metal disturbs the quietness. The grille looks like a sneer. She lurks. Christine has claimed another soul.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. anda will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. anda know it. 21st is last. anda ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can anda tell me how anda got an insider to alih Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one lebih job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the serigala, wolf pack. Those sluts mencuri all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if anda can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And saat will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Heroes that was chosen sejak higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired sejak many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - hei Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- hei don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and anda weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until seterusnya week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see anda all again!

Fluttershy, pelangi, rainbow Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by Windwakerguy430
Everyone in the kuda, kuda kecil Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's tunjuk them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* anda sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, anda killed five of the guards, and anda don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting seterusnya to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: anda ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're anda doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on Makanan for Angel, and anda do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I Cinta to drink me some bir and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Cinta my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock atau rap?

I just hate country music, and if anda like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and gegancu, sprocket back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, anda got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need anda to get over to bay Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the bay Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seterusnya morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants anda to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. anda could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case cracker, keropok behind...
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