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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 5


Lyra comes utama late. atau early. It depends on the point of view. Bon-Bon waits for her. She's sitting in the armchair. Lyra tries to sneak inside. She’s evading the objects carefully in the dark. Bon-Bon turns on the light. The unicorn winces and twinkles. Shields her eyes with her hoof.

“Where were you?” Bon-Bon asks coldly. She pierces her sky blue eyes into Lyra’s.

The turquoise kuda, kuda kecil looks back at her. Doesn’t give an answer. Her kot is bristled up. She doesn’t look like herself.

“I was just… joyriding…” Lyra finally speaks. Her voice is distant. There’s an odd flame flickering in her opalescent golden eyes.

“What?” Bon-Bon raises a brow.

“You know… joyride…” she mutters dazedly. “I’m tired…”

Lyra walks up like a zombie. Bon-Bon is speechless. Her friend is outcold. Bon-Bon leaves early for work. The unicorn wakes up several hours later. She gazes at her hooves. Cannot decide if it was just a dream atau not. She looks out the window. It’s dusk. The last rays of the setting sun die out.

Lyra’s thoughts are whirling. Last night’s a blur. She cannot recall where she was atau what did she do. Lyra stays at home. Turns on the TV. She has a headache. She feels somepony’s waiting for her. She doesn’t remember who. The unicorn feels tired. Exhausted. Yet, she feels an overwhelming urge. To meet her. Again.

Pitch black, starless night. The Moon hides behind thick, massive clouds. Three silhouettes pad on the dirt road. Their saddlebags are full of bottles.

“Hold on guys… I… I’ll be right back…” a purple earth kuda, kuda kecil stutters. She speaks slowly and discursively.

She walks up to a trench beside the road. Her footing is instable. She falls in. The other two trots over to her. Their steps are unsure as well.

“Berry Punch! Are anda okay?!” the pic, peach colored earth kuda, kuda kecil asks. She hicks.

“Need any help?” the orange stallion adds, then snorts.

“What does it look, like, numbskull?! Gosh darn it… I broke two bottles!” Berry punch complains. The others stare at her, fighting to hold their laughter in.

“Don’t just stand there! Give me a hoof already!!!” Berry demands, her hooves kicking the air. She’s lying on her back. Struggles.

“Don’t look at me… you’re the stallion, Caramel!” the pic, peach colored earth kuda, kuda kecil says.

“Fine... I’ll take care of it…” caramel agrees, but as he tries to help Berry out of the trench he falls in too. They all laugh.

“Don’t party alone up there, Carrot Top! Come here, sugarcube!” Berry exclaims loudly and grabs her friend’s hoof.

With the help of caramel they drag Carrot bahagian, atas into the trench as well. They all laugh. They all lie on their backs. In the trench. The cool earth feels good. The black clouds dissolve. The Moon comes out. Berry rummages in her saddlebag and takes out a bottle of red wine.

“Our battle is not over yet!!!” Berry yells, and flails with the bottle. “We might as well just vanquish this beast! And maybe a few of his minions!”

“Berry, you’re drunk…” caramel says and hicks.

“Says who?!” the purple kuda, kuda kecil exclaims as she opens the bottle. “FOR EQUESTRIA!!!” she empties a quarter of the bottle at a draught.

“Hey, leave me some…” caramel requests and tries to snatch the bottle. Berry holds it firmly.

“Nah… This kind of swill is not for such splendid colts like anda *hic* anda might grow worms in your stomach if your drink this…”

“Spare me the speech and give me the booze already!” Carrot bahagian, atas says and grabs the bottle.

The wine goes around until the bottle’s empty. Then another “minion” comes.

“Alcohol is a lethal poison, so I destroy it anyway I can!” Berry yells and drinks heavily.

“Ssshhh! anda hear that?” Carrot bahagian, atas asks.

“What?” caramel says.

“Listen!” Carrot requests.

They all stay quiet. Then they hear it. Some kind of murmur. It’s getting louder.

“What is this?” Berry asks perplexedly.

“I’ll check it out…” Carrot balas and climbs out of the trench before the others could react. She's the most sober one.

The noise grows louder sejak every second. Carrot bahagian, atas takes a few steps ahead. She’s in the middle of the dirt road. There’s no movement. Just darkness. And that weird noise. It’s veeery close now.

“I think I see something…” Carrot bahagian, atas whispers. She narrows her eyes.

Caramel’s about to climb out of the trench as well. His muzzle appears at the edge.

“Carry, come down the road before…”

Four reflectors flash at once, the cruel, white light suffuses everything. A metallic snarl. Carrot Top’s eyes widen. She lets out a ghoulish scream, before the impact. She has no chance. A loud bang. Nasty, repulsive sound. The vermillion apparition stops with jarring tires. Idles. This was the sumber of the murmur. The V8 rattles. The puffs of smoke from the exhaust turn red in the bulatan of the taillights.
caramel peeks out.

“Carry!” he whispers. “Carry!”

Carrot bahagian, atas opens her eyes. Blood covers her face and bulu everywhere. Her body is in an unnatural pose. caramel reaches out. Carrot bahagian, atas tries moving closer as well. Their hooves almost touch. They breathe in dust. The smell of gasoline, blood and sweat fills the air. The apparition still idles. The taillights shoot evil red rays of light. Crimson smoke. Metal. Rattle. caramel almost reaches Carrot Top. Just a few lebih inches…

The gearshift clicks into “REVERSE”. Christine backs up. Her rear tires scratch the ground, sending a awan of dust up in the air. She turns a bit right. She heads toward Carrot Top.

“Get down!” Berry whispers, snatching Caramel’s hind leg.

“I’ve… almost… got her…” caramel balas as he struggles. The car gets bigger and bigger in his peripheral sight.

“No, No, No!!!”

Christine’s rear towers over them. Berry forces caramel down to the bottom of the trench. They cower. After a while, the Plymouth goes forward. Then she backs up. Then goes forward. And backs up again. She does this several times. Then she storms out. The echoes of her engine slowly fade as Christine gets farther.

She does not go fast. A blown tire. Three broken headlights. A Lost muffler. Deformed grille, hud, hood and trunk. There’s blood everywhere. The radio plays “Blooddrunk” sejak Children of Bodom.

The mile counter spins backwards: 087006. The hole in the tire shrinks and disappears. Air fills up the rubber. Metallic pops and cracks. The three reflectors light up again. The hud, hood and the grille regain their normal shape, such as the trunk. The eerie, loud rumble of the engine becomes a smooth murmur as the Lost muffler reforms. 087000.

The blood slowly coils toward the joints on the car’s body. It’s like a reel played backwards. The blood disappears in the different gaps. Just a quick stop at Lyra’s house. The Plymouth returns to the Everfree. She parks in her space. The ignition turns and the V8 stops running. Christine lurks in the darkness. The keys hayun, swing back and forth in the ignition. The movement stops after a while. Only the popping sound of cooling metal disturbs the quietness. The grille looks like a sneer. She lurks. Christine has claimed another soul.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked sejak all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most peminat-peminat label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the senarai anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what anda gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means anda guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from Kek Cawan - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, Facebook
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof sejak behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten berkata nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave anda alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad anda to know anda actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten berkata a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. anda wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten berkata excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my kegemaran episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total lebih like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now anda have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask anda something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and labah-labah Man, but now I don’t have one. Can anda find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth sejak his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an Enchanted suit of armor made sejak Odin, but stolen sejak Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my kegemaran character Twilight and AppleJack, sejak using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Membaca Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little kuda, kuda kecil has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if anda really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing anda to Jacky" Saten berkata with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest bintang Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
To be honest, It's almost Krismas and I haven't done anything for that Holiday. Just because I'm working on a new review series that wouldn't be finished until after New years. There's obviously something wrong with that. So, out of guilt I'm giving anda my review on "Snowdrop".Ah, yes the infamous and Famous "Snowdrop" from "SillyFillyStudios". This piece of peminat made episode left a big impact on lebih then just 400 of us.

Why's that exactly well, for that we have to look into the main character herself Snowdrop. She's pretty likable. She has a personality,development and a lot, a lot of sympathy,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy menanggung, bear wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.

Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.

Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!

"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"

Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...




Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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