Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do anda know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are anda alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do anda suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 minit later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do anda mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did anda see the conductor?
Passenger: Did anda see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help anda (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did anda say anda were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. anda saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger anda were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So anda don't feel like anda can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, anda can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a landasan in an airport
landasan pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
landasan pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hei wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car seterusnya to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The seterusnya Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows anda how he got a smartphone in 1951
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do anda know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are anda alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do anda suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 minit later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do anda mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did anda see the conductor?
Passenger: Did anda see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help anda (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did anda say anda were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. anda saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger anda were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So anda don't feel like anda can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, anda can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a landasan in an airport
landasan pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
landasan pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hei wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car seterusnya to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The seterusnya Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows anda how he got a smartphone in 1951
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the istana, castle hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue kuda, kuda kecil that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she berkata her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) berkata Dark shadow. Run! berkata zamrud, emerald and twilight. What are we going to! berkata Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! berkata Twilight.
(Roar!) berkata dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us berkata Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped berkata Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the seterusnya part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No kuda, kuda kecil shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every kuda, kuda kecil shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
atau else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at pelangi, rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No kuda, kuda kecil shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every kuda, kuda kecil shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
atau else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at pelangi, rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved sejak many. I made them laugh. Then one hari I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hei apologized! She's giving anda a muffin kedai right seterusnya to my cupcake, kek cawan shop! OMG and anda get to have me throw anda a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved sejak many. I made them laugh. Then one hari I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hei apologized! She's giving anda a muffin kedai right seterusnya to my cupcake, kek cawan shop! OMG and anda get to have me throw anda a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank anda to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony artikel I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even lebih similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. anda go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and anda admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. anda try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. anda do prove it.
6. anda hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, atau peminat-peminat of ponies.
8. anda discover who your true Friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best artikel-artikel I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. anda go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and anda admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. anda try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. anda do prove it.
6. anda hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, atau peminat-peminat of ponies.
8. anda discover who your true Friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best artikel-artikel I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
