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The seterusnya morning, Dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it berkata Stallions only.

Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Waiter: *Stares*
Piano Player: *stops playing*
Everypony: *staring*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this kuda, kuda kecil ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Dexter: Sure.
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me.
Waiter: I don't give a damn who she's with. She ain't allowed here.
Dexter: Alright, anda know what? This would've gone a lot simpler, if anda didn't put that pathetic sign on your door *shoots waiter*
Waiter: *Dies*
Octavia: Is that how anda handle all your situations?
Dexter: No. I've got this problem, and I need your help.
Octavia: How?
Dexter: You're going to be my bounty hunter. For every kuda, kuda kecil anda kill for me, you'll be rewarded money between $2,000, and $10,000. Sound fair?
Octavia: Yes. Who's the first victim for me to kill?
Sheriff: *arrives* Hello? I heard there was a mare in there, and I wanted to see if anda were alright.
Dexter: Yeah.
Shreriff: Alright. Now come out with your hooves up.
Dexter: Both of us?
Sheriff: Yeah, both of you.
Dexter: Alright. That sheriff is your first target. Kill him, and anda get $3,000.
Octavia: I don't have a gun.
Dexter: Take mine.
Octavia: *Takes shotgun*
Sheriff: If y'all don't come out! I will open fire, and murder anda both.
Octavia: *kills sheriff* I think he got it the other way around.
Stallions: *run away*
Dexter: That was good. Here's your money
Octavia: *recieves $3,000* What's next?

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Skips to when our Heroes are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Rarity: But anda didn't really do anythi-

Pinkie: Shh.. Don't ruin it for him.

Rarity: (smiles) fair enough.

Saten: hei AppleJack.. Maybe anda could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped anda get back your cutie mark. And even helped anda from falling off the edge..

AppleJack: Afried not.,

Saten: (finally starting to lose his temper over it) Oh come on. I tried EVERYTHING,. What the hell will it take.

AppleJack: (sighs) anda want the truth?

Saten: Against my better...
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It's past Halloween, I know, but watch it anyway.
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This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday anda can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted anda to know that a kuda, kuda kecil came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well,...
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