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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seterusnya morning, Dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it berkata Stallions only.

Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Waiter: *Stares*
Piano Player: *stops playing*
Everypony: *staring*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this kuda, kuda kecil ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Dexter: Sure.
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me.
Waiter: I don't give a damn who she's with. She ain't allowed here.
Dexter: Alright, anda know what? This would've gone a lot simpler, if anda didn't put that pathetic sign on your door *shoots waiter*
Waiter: *Dies*
Octavia: Is that how anda handle all your situations?
Dexter: No. I've got this problem, and I need your help.
Octavia: How?
Dexter: You're going to be my bounty hunter. For every kuda, kuda kecil anda kill for me, you'll be rewarded money between $2,000, and $10,000. Sound fair?
Octavia: Yes. Who's the first victim for me to kill?
Sheriff: *arrives* Hello? I heard there was a mare in there, and I wanted to see if anda were alright.
Dexter: Yeah.
Shreriff: Alright. Now come out with your hooves up.
Dexter: Both of us?
Sheriff: Yeah, both of you.
Dexter: Alright. That sheriff is your first target. Kill him, and anda get $3,000.
Octavia: I don't have a gun.
Dexter: Take mine.
Octavia: *Takes shotgun*
Sheriff: If y'all don't come out! I will open fire, and murder anda both.
Octavia: *kills sheriff* I think he got it the other way around.
Stallions: *run away*
Dexter: That was good. Here's your money
Octavia: *recieves $3,000* What's next?

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia kuda, kuda kecil 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia kuda, kuda kecil 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next hari

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a meja, jadual watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do anda like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about anda two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called istana, castle Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped sejak the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think anda were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an jam after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minit ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case cracker, keropok were thinking about what to do next. They had no lebih work, and had the rest of the hari off.

Gordon: So, what do anda want to do, now that we've got the rest of the hari off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about anda and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes Kek Cawan 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets anda into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my kegemaran death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't lapor it though..

SOME TIME THE seterusnya DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: anda shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did anda do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY lebih interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as zaitun
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: anda think anda speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? anda don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tunjuk wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure anda that no lebih rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in saat place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my saat artikel here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that anda look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an artikel of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing anda too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* anda look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her bulu atau whatever Kuda have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: sejak the way. anda ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: anda gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told anda that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat anda in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. anda berkata anda wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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