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It was a beautiful hari in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, pelangi, rainbow Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that anda would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until anda get back.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I won't let anda down. *Flies to the quarry*

sejak the time she arrived, pelangi, rainbow Dash met an earth kuda, kuda kecil named Michael. He was not happy to meet pelangi, rainbow Dash

Michael: Oh, I've seen anda around town before. What are anda doing here?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Princess Celestia sent me here to help.
Michael: Well we do need a pegasus, but a mare like anda can't get the job done.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: That's not true. *Goes to start work*
Manager: *Hiding in a shadow, so anda can't see what he looks like* hei kid, forget about Michael, he was once called Douchebag, but he somehow changed his identity.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Isn't that illegal?
Manager: Not unless anda pay the government. Listen, all I need anda to do is fly towards part of the cliffs, and kick some rocks down. When they hit the ground, other ponies will collect them. You'll be staying with us for a few days, so we made a place for anda to sleep. One of the workers will tunjuk anda how to get there.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Thanks a lot. *Flies up towards cliff*

The rocks weren't difficult to knock down. At the bahagian, atas of the cliff however, Michael was making plans to sabotage her work.

pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Kicks rock down to ground*
Worker: *Picks up rock, and puts it in wagon*
Worker 2: *Pulls wagon*
Worker: Thanks Dash. Keep up the good work.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: anda got it.
Michael: *Has a big bucket of sand* Hehehehe! This will be great!! *Runs down cliff*

Nearby, was a swing. It was being held back sejak a rope, but Michael was going to shoot the rope in order to make the hayun, swing hit the bucket, and pour the sand on bahagian, atas of pelangi, rainbow Dash.

Michael: Nopony can see me. Hahaha! *Aiming gun at rope*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Kicks two rocks towards the ground at the same time*
Michael: *Shoots rope*
Worker: There's sand falling from the bahagian, atas of the cliff!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: What? *Looks at sand* Oh boy! *Gets hit sejak sand, and falls on ground, then gets stuck*
Michael: Hahaha! *Walks over to pelangi, rainbow Dash* What were anda thinking? Just standing there, and letting the sand trap anda like that? You're such a wimp.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: anda caused that on purpose!
Michael: anda can't get out, can you?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: No!
Michael: If anda can't get out of that pile of sand, anda probably don't have what it takes to pull a wagon with a heavy load. No wonder why mares get killed in favor of stallions.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I don't believe you!

Later that night, pelangi, rainbow Dash was thinking about all the sexist things Michael berkata to her, and she was worried. Maybe he was right. What if all mares got killed in favor of stallions?

seterusnya morning, she was still feeling sad. Big Macintosh brought some epal, apple cider for the workers.

Michael: Awesome, you're the best Big Mac.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Worker: Cider time!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Goes to get cider*
Michael: Not you! This is for stallions only.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: But I want some!
Michael: Too bad! *Drinks cider* Aw man. This is good.
Worker: *Drinks cider* You'r absolutely right. This is delicious.
Michael: I'm going to collect a lot of rocks for everypony now. *Runs to get started with his work, then falls on ground, and coughs* I don't feel so good!
Worker: *Coughing* Neither do I!
Big Macintosh: *Looks at cider* Oh no! This cider expired.

All the workers were not feeling well. The only ponies in the quarry that didn't drink the cider were pelangi, rainbow Dash, Big Macintosh, and the manager.

Manager: *Still hiding in shadow* Can any of anda get some medicine to cure these ponies? The pharmacy is a mile away, and we need Code X vitamins to help everypony feel better.
Big Macintosh: I have to go back to Sweet Apples Acres. Later. *Runs away*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I guess it's up to me.
Manager: Yeah. Don't let us down.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I'll be back with the medicine. *Flies to pharmacy*

When she got there, she wasted no time asking for the medicine.

pelangi, rainbow Dash: I need all of your Code X vitamins. This is an emergency!
Doctor: I'll get it set for anda quickly. That'll be 500 bits.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Pays doctor 500 bits*

pelangi, rainbow Dash was hitched up to four wagons, and they were loaded up with the Code X vitamins. All of the wagons were heavy. pelangi, rainbow Dash pulled as hard as she could. Her hooves slipped, so she tried to pull the wagons sejak flying.

pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Can't pull the wagons* I gotta get this to the quarry! I can't let anypony down! I, think, I, can! *Starts to pull the wagons* I'm doing it. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

She continued saying those four words, and soon it was easy to get all the way to the quarry.

Meanwhile, at the quarry. Everypony was getting sicker, and sicker.

Michael: Uugh! I knew we couldn't trust that blue pegasus!
Worker: She'll be here. I know she will.
Worker 2: anda shouldn't have been so mean to here Michael.
Michael: Shut up!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Special delivery! Code X for everypony that is sick.
Worker: Ha! I knew it.
Michael: *Not happy*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Stops seterusnya to Michael, and is very tired. Much of her face is red from exhaustion, and some sweat is seen coming down from her head.*
Michael: *Stares at pelangi, rainbow Dash*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: And anda thought I couldn't pull a heavy wagon. Well, I pulled four.
Michael: I don't believe you.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I don't care. I made it here all sejak myself, and anda thought I couldn't do it. No wonder why mares are better then stallions.

Celestia soon arrived with Pinkie Pie.

Celestia: Well done pelangi, rainbow Dash. anda brought the medicine here, despite all the bad things Michael berkata about you.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Thank anda Princess.
Pinkie Pie: And now it's time for a party! *Shoots party meriam into sky*

The last few days working at the quarry wasn't so bad for pelangi, rainbow Dash. They threw a party for her, Michael got fired for good, and she became Friends with everypony working there.

And there is a lesson to this story. Sometimes in life, the only way anda can achieve something, is sejak thinking positive, which is what pelangi, rainbow Dash did in order to get all the heavy wagons of medicine to the quarry for everypony working there.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another kuda, kuda kecil is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the bintang wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: hei look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh anda from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are anda doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did anda do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: anda sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other peluru berpandu carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's alih up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... anda live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what anda want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... anda suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: hei isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want anda in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did anda do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my katil room window....
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It was a regular hari in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What anda might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would anda like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell anda what. anda make this bot go faster, and I'll pay anda for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no api, kebakaran dash: series D; im hati, tengah-tengah broken as im Penulisan this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if anda ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a ski, berski resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed sejak here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: atau not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello anda two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: anda need all the help anda can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a senarai with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills anda three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do anda have for me?
S: Glad anda asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A peluru berpandu shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another kuda, kuda kecil has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy anda two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. anda just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. pelangi, rainbow Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke pelangi, rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The kuda, kuda kecil that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are anda from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So anda created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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30 minit later, The Mane six were all sitting in a bulatan at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the epal, apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious hari in Ponyville. Twilight was Membaca some books, pelangi, rainbow Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the rumput meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat seterusnya to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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