I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned sejak accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can anda just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!

pelangi, rainbow Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!

Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!

Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]

Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is lebih powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!

Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.

Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]

Cadance: Do anda think we should call it off?

pelangi, rainbow Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.

Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!

Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and pelangi, rainbow Dash: [general agreement]

Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be lebih important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps anda should address your subjects and remind them of that.

Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry hati, tengah-tengah before she leaves).

Shining Armor: [snoring]

Ditto: Shining Armor! Do anda have everything anda need for the ceremony?

Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!

Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the

Applejack: And we'll all help anda with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...

Rarity: That is, if anda can stay awake long enough to tell us how?

Ditto: Well, anda better hurry.

Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.

Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.

Luna: Good idea.

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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue Berlakon awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's senarai in cari of a solution.

Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).

Spike: hei Derpy).

Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!

Spike: What?

Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.

SPright: Riight.. anda have any ideas about bintang and Sun.

Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!

Spike: I'm serious.

Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.

Spike: Where IS Saten?

Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.

Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.

Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.

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CONVENIENT STORE:

Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?

Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?

Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a cappuccino and a blueberry scone!

Cashier: I.. I only have Chocolate chip.

Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!

Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)

Saten: (sighs and waits).

Voice: Still so angry, I see.

Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?

Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.

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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure anda are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]

Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!

pelangi, rainbow Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.

Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws topi keledar over Rawak guard)

Royal guards: [whimpering]

Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way lebih stressful than I ever thought.

Fluttershy: I can only imagine.

Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.

Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?

Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do anda think, Shining Armor?

Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!

Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.

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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!

Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!