My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: A Pinkie x Rarity Crackfic

posted by candylover246

God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the saat i siarkan it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.

*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful hari in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Rawak gay thought suddenly popped up in her merah jambu head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie berkata out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.

Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,

"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.

link Rarity berkata when she saw her house get rekt sejak the merah jambu horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"

"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"

*sad violin music*

*Pinkie cries*

*Pinkie sobs*

"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"

Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"

Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how Kartun work.

"Rarity go out with me!!!"

"Y?"

"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be lebih than friendship with u!"

"............"

"PLEAASEEEE!!"

"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"

"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"

"Wat? This wat?"

"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th dinding 2????//??"

"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"

"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid tunjuk i give up))

"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, atau even Twinerd?????"

"Lol idk"

"And y shud i listen to u?!"

Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇

"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.

Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."

"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"

"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"

"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our sebelumnya generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"

"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"

"And THIS 2:"

Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"

link

"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid penulis can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"

Rarity begun to think her merah jambu 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our Warna are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."

"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male Kuda anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"

"PINKIE!!11!!"

"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"

Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"

"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"

"Whatevr idc ok!"

"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"

"zOMG yea!"

Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.

"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.

They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.

And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.

THE END

TheLefteris24 likes this

zanhar1 Twinerd lol. Why do ya'll listen to me? It's like late at night and I should be sleeping and here I am reading this. 👌🏻😂 I'll edit my comment with my favorite parts tomorrow. Edits: so every time I clicked one of those links a part of me died lol. I lost my shut at the squidward one like lol wtf?

SilentForce 10/10 best crackfic ever. "until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later." I think that my husbando its to blame for this :v.One day Saga(in his evil personality)got bored and decided to use his Galaxian Explosion attack to destroy Equestria(or however this damn town was called) .

candylover246 The fact that this crackfic got some slight positive recognition is beyond me

zanhar1 You are on fanpop; we breath awful memes.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

sejak the time me & pelangi, rainbow Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few lebih things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hei STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....

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posted by Dragon4322

Scootaloo leaves theater

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The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video berkata "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No anda shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...

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anda people can be really funny sometimes...

posted by xDark_Angelx

If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the tunjuk for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the tunjuk continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these dinding posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove to Canterlot istana, castle where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the istana, castle was gaurded sejak jeeps with machine Pistol on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight berkata when she saw us, "Hey." I berkata simoultaneously with pelangi, rainbow Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...

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My little kuda, kuda kecil talk 2!

posted by mlpfim1222

hei every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little kuda, kuda kecil sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do anda like Discord mean atau nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always Cinta to see them use them!
On to the My little kuda, kuda kecil sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little kuda, kuda kecil konsert would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!

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lebih then One Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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lebih then one Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told pelangi, rainbow Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could anda blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when anda came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now anda will do as I say. I want anda to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...

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rarity and her Lost brush

posted by fefe2002

rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are anda crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
pelangi, rainbow dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
epal, apple jack: i don't think she is okay anda all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks anda all are the best now have fun in your utama i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: Rumble, Tumble, Fall; Part 2

posted by NaomiWinx

It was just a regular hari in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her takhta room. She was Penulisan a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" berkata Nikki as...

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Discord is back part 11........WE DID IT!!!!!!

posted by applejackrocks

Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did anda Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did anda forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did anda forget? Did anda forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did anda regret ever standing sejak my side....
Azura: *singing* did anda forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....

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The Lost Memories - Part 4

posted by Quillabex

I pushed my way through the pegasi to get to my mom.
"I-I, what-?" I cried.
"Eclipse, sweetie, thou shall be strong." She berkata as she hugged me.
"What happened, what's going on?"
"Mmm, I believe this conversation should be taken, privately." She berkata as she walked out the door. I followed her. "RainbowDash, I would like anda to take charge of the meeting."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted. The doors closed behind us. We walked down the hallway upstairs.
"Tell me, how are thou be throughout of what has happened." I told her how I had the mysterious dream, and I told her about how I woke up in a testing lab....

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My Fellow Bronies

posted by triq267

My Fellow Bronies,
I'd never really wondered what friendship could be,
My Fellow Bronies,
Until anda all shared its magic with me;
Big adventures, tons of fun,
Your beautiful hearts, faithful and strong,
You shared your kindness, not always an easy feat,
And Friendship is Magic made it all complete,
Yeah,
My Fellow Bronies,
Y'know you're some of my very best friends...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 5

posted by The_Exorcist

Cotton Swirls explained to them about Queen Chrysalis. "UGH! I can't believe she did that!"said Score Heights. "We must go defeat her,now."said Cotton Swirls. They all berkata okay and went out the door.

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December 2012- Score Heights Birthday (sample for tahun long fanfic article)

posted by Quillabex

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She then popped up screaming; "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" She jumped up and down...

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Discord is back part 1 .......A picnic

posted by applejackrocks

It was a beautiful, sunny hari in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her Friends to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, hei Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would anda like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See anda at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When pelangi, rainbow Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did anda find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." pelangi, rainbow Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your Friends from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead sejak the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left applejack showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 2- The Cardsharks

posted by MinervaHoot

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"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the sumber of the voice, which was difficult to do, telah diberi the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN! part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her Friends at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and lapor it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and pelangi, rainbow Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I berkata yes and used...