My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: A Pinkie x Rarity Crackfic

posted by candylover246

God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the saat i siarkan it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.

*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful hari in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Rawak gay thought suddenly popped up in her merah jambu head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie berkata out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.

Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,

"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.

link Rarity berkata when she saw her house get rekt sejak the merah jambu horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"

"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"

*sad violin music*

*Pinkie cries*

*Pinkie sobs*

"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"

Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"

Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how Kartun work.

"Rarity go out with me!!!"

"Y?"

"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be lebih than friendship with u!"

"............"

"PLEAASEEEE!!"

"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"

"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"

"Wat? This wat?"

"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th dinding 2????//??"

"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"

"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid tunjuk i give up))

"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, atau even Twinerd?????"

"Lol idk"

"And y shud i listen to u?!"

Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇

"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.

Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."

"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"

"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"

"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our sebelumnya generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"

"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"

"And THIS 2:"

Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"

link

"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid penulis can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"

Rarity begun to think her merah jambu 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our Warna are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."

"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male Kuda anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"

"PINKIE!!11!!"

"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"

Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"

"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"

"Whatevr idc ok!"

"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"

"zOMG yea!"

Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.

"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.

They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.

And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.

THE END

TheLefteris24 likes this

zanhar1 Twinerd lol. Why do ya'll listen to me? It's like late at night and I should be sleeping and here I am reading this. 👌🏻😂 I'll edit my comment with my favorite parts tomorrow. Edits: so every time I clicked one of those links a part of me died lol. I lost my shut at the squidward one like lol wtf?

SilentForce 10/10 best crackfic ever. "until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later." I think that my husbando its to blame for this :v.One day Saga(in his evil personality)got bored and decided to use his Galaxian Explosion attack to destroy Equestria(or however this damn town was called) .

candylover246 The fact that this crackfic got some slight positive recognition is beyond me

zanhar1 You are on fanpop; we breath awful memes.

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Pinkie Pie's B-day

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
pelangi, rainbow Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
pelangi, rainbow Dash:THE soalan I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!

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The Nightmare Before Krismas part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started...

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Under Pressure Part 11

posted by karinabrony

"The mall is so...big..." Black Rose said. She was passing sejak a tuxedo store and Silver Tune saw Nocturnal Mirage in there. "LOOK! Nocturnal Mirage is in there! Hide behind the clothes!" Silver Tune said. Black Rose and Silver Tune hid behind the racket of tuxedos. "Hello, may I get a black tuxedo? I want my tarikh to be perfect." They heard Nocturnal Mirage say. "Mmmhm! He is so into you, Black Rose!" Silver Tune said. "Oh, come on! It's just a date." Black Rose said. Silver Tune laughed. "Yeah, JUST A DATE. Come on! Let's go to Canterlot Styles so anda can look perfect tonight!" They both went...

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Silver Tune's Story 14

posted by _Laugh_

Snow Flake sighed. Silver Tune took a deep breath and smiled.

ST: Lets.. Just forget what just happened.
SF: Are anda sure? Don't anda want to talk about it?
ST: No, it's.. It's okay. Don't worry.
CC: Are anda sure?
ST: Yep.
CC: Very well then.
SF: Silver Tune, do anda have a tarikh for the prom?
ST: Uhh.. No.
CC: But the prom is in three days!
ST: Do anda guys already have dates?
CC: I do. I'm going with Cinnamon Twist.
SF: I'm going with Lightning Speed.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune lowered her head and blushed. The brown mare gasped and stopped laughing.

CC: Silver Tune, we weren't laughing...

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The Nightmare Before Krismas Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog presents

In Association with Disneyfan333

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If anda never heard about this story, I say it's time anda begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't anda like to see something strange?
Come with us, and anda will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony...

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Silver Tune's Story 12

posted by _MockingJay_

Silver Tune stopped laughing as she saw Trixie approaching her. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake rolled their eyes. Trixie smirked as she stared at Silver Tune's dress. She laughed.

Trixie: hei Silver Tune. Have anda had any luck?
ST: Uhh.. With what?
Trixie: Uh, with your weight loss, of course. Because it sure doesn't look like it.
ST: *growls*
CC: What did anda say to her?!
Trixie: Shut up, Coffee Cheese. Was I talking to you?
SF: Her name is Coffee Crème!
Trixie: Pfft. Like I care.
CC: *rolls eyes*
Trixie: Anyways pig, I wouldn't try too hard. Maybe your just meant to have a little extra grease.
SF: *gasp*...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 3, part 2: War

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we viewed our heroes, Snowflake and Rocko, a cock-of-the-rock, were making their way to Cloudsdale to free pelangi, rainbow Dash. They would need her in order to get close to King Cobra. As they travel, let's turn to the King himself. He had dispatched Cheerilee the night before, and now lay thinking in Twilight's library. A sentry burst into the study, startling the King. His hud, hood shot out, and he hissed in annoyance. The sentry came to a screeching halt, and bowed with his face to the floor.

Sentry: News for the King!

King Cobra: Come on, spit it out. What is it?

Sentry: The troops are currently...

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The last solstice - Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...

2

Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...

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The New Era... THE END (part 1)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my Friends are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : anda DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : kerang, kima donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...

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The Beginning: Part10

posted by alinah_09

after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice kuda, kuda kecil folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." berkata a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white bulu coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a kuda, kuda kecil tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its berkata that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...

2

Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now anda have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see anda there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your peluru berpandu launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to tunjuk anda something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did anda get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune berkata as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here anda go!" Silver Tune berkata as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the kerusi, tempat duduk and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The tetikus was running on the floor and it went straight to bintang Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do anda know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and punch a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did anda just call me?
passenger: anda heard me anda british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do anda think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A hari atau two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia berkata to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a Muzik note with Angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting Ros and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and epal, apple Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy hari in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little lebih easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As anda could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack berkata worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...