God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the saat i siarkan it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful hari in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Rawak gay thought suddenly popped up in her merah jambu head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie berkata out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity berkata when she saw her house get rekt sejak the merah jambu horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how Kartun work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be lebih than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th dinding 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid tunjuk i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, atau even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our sebelumnya generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid penulis can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her merah jambu 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our Warna are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male Kuda anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful hari in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Rawak gay thought suddenly popped up in her merah jambu head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie berkata out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity berkata when she saw her house get rekt sejak the merah jambu horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how Kartun work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be lebih than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th dinding 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid tunjuk i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, atau even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our sebelumnya generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid penulis can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her merah jambu 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our Warna are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male Kuda anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
maple looked out at the meja, jadual and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. maple looked where Gummy was, right sejak her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" maple asked. She looked around and then the dapur caught on fire. maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. atau at least, for Maple.
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, pelangi, rainbow Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at pelangi, rainbow Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created sejak me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, pelangi, rainbow Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at pelangi, rainbow Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created sejak me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
