Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my utama for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. anda want a good comedy show? sertai me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.
A crowd can be heard cheering, and clapping as the opening credits occur.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds
Hunterdon Central High School. The wealthiest high school in Ponyville, is where the tunjuk takes place. Hundreds of ponies, many of which were students, were seated in the auditorium waiting for the tunjuk to begin at 5 PM. Everyone cheered as Tom Foolery walked onto the stage, and picked up the microphone.
Tom: hei everypony! Good to be back in one of Neigh Jersey's greatest towns!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Thank anda very very much. Now. I gotta start sejak asking, when will Tesla get their shit together?
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: They've been receiving a lot of complaints about the quality of their cars. Poor engine reliability. Bad brakes. A short lifespan for the battery, and when it decides to never work again, anda gotta spend lebih money on the battery than anda did when anda first bought the fucking thing!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Just very bad quality. And very bad quantity. Ponies are only buying Tesla's, because they're electric. Well let me ask anda this. When anda go to the charging station, how does the electric power get there in the first place? 9 times out of ten, they're still using fossil fuels in the power plants to get the electricity rolling along!
One kuda, kuda kecil was whistling while a few cheered, and a few others laughed.
Tom: Whatever happened to the wind turbines?! anda only see them in a few remote places around Alicornia.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: anda know the best way to get electric power? Water. Just like the hoover Dam. Water is used to provide electric power, but of course Biden and the Democrats want to overcomplicate things!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's really amusing that how six years ago, almost everyone on the planet was complaining about Trump wanted to protect us from illegal aliens.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Impersonating a Karen* He doesn't want Mexicans to have an opportunity to improve their life.
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: And now, everypony is complaining about Biden's incompetence. He leaves thousands of ponies from our military in Afghanistan while forcing refugees against their own will to alih into this country. Forces restrictions on car companies to focus lebih on being green, instead of actually making a car that's decent.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: And he literally wants everyone to be politically correct.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Politically correct, mindless robots. That don't have common sense, and fear things like Covid, and monkey pox.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Covid is practically over! Just get vaccinated, and you're safe! And Monkey Pox is literally nothing to worry about. Chicken Pox doesn't cause any harm. Why the hell are we worrying about Monkey Pox?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It is very difficult to get, but if I ever do get it, I will share with anda on Instagram, the lack of danger Monkey Pox causes.
2 B Continued
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this tunjuk down with the evil jalang, perempuan jalang Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if anda liked the season finale of season 6 atau not ?
Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
I thought I would have lebih ideas from here.. But... I don't.
So this concludes the third season. I have lebih annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.
A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.
This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro saat after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are lebih atau less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
So this concludes the third season. I have lebih annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.
A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.
This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro saat after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are lebih atau less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
