sailor kindness

Glitter:Grandpa,can anda tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell anda my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved sejak a Brave sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...

Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did anda hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of soalan is that?

Saten:...

Since the stories were so popular.. I'm trying to make sequel to THE STORY OF DITTO:

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Ganger looked up as he was laying down, but the room was pitch black and all he sawglowing the figures, glowing eyes.

"Who are you!?" Ganger asked.

"It dosen't matter who I am. What matters is that nobody can find you, my friend" the voice said, evily.

"WHEN I GET OF THIS YOUR GOI-

"Afraid your not going anywhere darling" berkata a newer voice, female this time, and the shadowy figure seemed the size of Celestia, maybe even bigger. And like the other figure,...

keldai keldai Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring pelangi, rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit sejak Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking ke hadapan to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in katil together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...