From an e-mel I got.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until anda hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A hari without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime anda have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is berkata that if anda line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind sejak those who got there first.
12. Give a man a ikan and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to ikan and he will sit in a bot all hari drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When anda go into court, anda are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until anda hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A hari without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime anda have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is berkata that if anda line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind sejak those who got there first.
12. Give a man a ikan and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to ikan and he will sit in a bot all hari drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When anda go into court, anda are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Other philosophical traditions, such as African philosophy, are rarely considered sejak foreign academia. Since emphasis is mainly placed on Western philosophy as a reference point, the study, preservation and dissemination of valuable, but lesser known, non-Western philosophical works face many obstacles. Key African philosophers include the Fulani Usman Dan Fodio, founder of the Sokoto Caliphate of Northern Nigeria and Umar Tall of Senegal; both were prolific Islamic scholars. In the post-colonial period, different imej of what could be argued as "African" Philosophy from the level of epistemology have risen. These could include the thoughts and enquiries of such individuals as Cheik Anta Diop, Francis Ohanyido, C.L. Momoh, and Chinweizu.
The philosophy of the modern and contemporary African world, including the diaspora, is often known as Africana Philosophy. Key philosophers include Frantz Fanon, Kwesi Wiredu, Paget Henry, Lewis Gordon, Mabogo Percy lebih and many others.
The philosophy of the modern and contemporary African world, including the diaspora, is often known as Africana Philosophy. Key philosophers include Frantz Fanon, Kwesi Wiredu, Paget Henry, Lewis Gordon, Mabogo Percy lebih and many others.
From an email.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
anda should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, anda wake up in an old age utama feeling better every day.
anda get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when anda start work, anda get a emas watch on your first day.
anda work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
anda drink alcohol, anda party, you're generally promiscuous and anda get ready for High School.
anda go to primary school, anda become a kid , anda play, anda have no responsibilities, anda become a baby, and then...
anda spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, anda finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
anda should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, anda wake up in an old age utama feeling better every day.
anda get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when anda start work, anda get a emas watch on your first day.
anda work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
anda drink alcohol, anda party, you're generally promiscuous and anda get ready for High School.
anda go to primary school, anda become a kid , anda play, anda have no responsibilities, anda become a baby, and then...
anda spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, anda finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.