Pokémon Article: The truth about Pikachu

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Makanan up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me anda little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up anda little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill anda to!

*Brock berkata as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There anda are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't anda running?I told anda to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't anda loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until anda loose some weight!
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Giz_4ever, fallenshadow and 3 others like this

arcaninegal123 OMG...wow... why was Tristan in it? It should be Joey.

Puppetmaster111 Run Pikachu! I will destract him with my Brockness! =3

simpleplan lol

twilightrox43 O_O Wow... xD xD xD

animegrl52p LOL! XD

Lunick101 LOL!

-Wednesday- Lol I love that it's soooo funny

mistymaydawngo Brockness lol

MasterRed Best part = Run Pikachu! I will distract him with my Brockness!.

nbird13 I don’t know how something so disturbing can make be laugh so hard!

pokemonyellow Brockness. Nice 1.

staankerdaskunk What? YOU LIE!

-SkySplitter- Lol, Brockness. XD

Finnthehuman675 Ash would never do that.

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May/Haruka

added by StarWarsFan7

Source: bulbapedia.org

Kinds of Pokeballs

added by animegrl52p

Source: Google

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Villains

added by TeamGalacticFan

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Pokemon

added by TeamGalacticFan

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Psyduck

added by doctor_banana

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Viola, Alexa and the pemain biola, pemain biola, violist

posted by YolentaShield

Viola, a Bug-type Gym Leader that wears white tank bahagian, atas and has a DSLR camera, looks at Alexa, a journalist from Lumiose Press (based on the real world Agence France-Presse from Paris), plays a viola.
"Why anda play a viola? You're a journalist, not a violist!" Viola angry and takes that viola from Alexa.
"Because this is a good hari to vacation. anda know? This is June 21." Alexa says.
"Well, but I want to break this viola because anda know, you're a journalist, not a violist!"
Viola breaks Alexa's viola and the bow. "Hey, that price is €499! I lose €499!" Alexa says.
"Why anda not use other instruments?"...

The Story of François and Bella 3

posted by YolentaShield

While Pokémon Trainer François are in Compiègne Forest for catching the fourth Pokémon, Bella has sent a text message to his phone.
The content is:
Alice Louise Estelle Xavier Inspecting Spritzee.
Léon Olivier Trapping Hacker And Robber.
Barbara Alexandre's Unique Drink Using Irish Nuts.
Bella then go to France to meet François.
Bella then meet François.
François berkata to Bella "How can anda sent this information to me?", Bella berkata "Because I looking the news in TV and Internet. Alice Louise Estelle Xavier inspecting Spritzee, then Léon Olivier trapping hacker and robber using something, and...

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Pokemon Horror Chapter 5 : Grandpa Yukio

posted by sakuma

It was midnight; the residents of Machida city were all in their beds, the one who were away were working over the night doing the specific jobs. At the Midorikyowa hospital, the nurse who was responsible for Satoshi, when he was hospitalized was taking care of the new born babies. She and a student nurse were rocking the Bayi to sleep, after all the Bayi fell a sleep the senior nurse and the student left the room. The senior nurse looked much tried since she had a lot of work to do, the student nurse told her, “Senior, please let me handle the rest of the work, anda go utama and rest”....

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The Original end of the Pokemon series (or future ending o_O)

posted by TheSpartan9000

This is considered a theory. This is also non-canon. Ok the ending would be this. This is years into the future. Ash is either married to Misty atau Dawn (way lebih likely Misty) and haves a daughter. Ash is not in the video (link below).
Well the Dawn thing would make no sense so I will explain.
In the beginning of the video, on your right is future Misty. On your left is future Dawn (possibly). And the middle is Ash's daughter. Well if anda are still confused about the Dawn thing anda can see that on your right in the video it's a woman in blue hair. It's obviously Dawn (likely).

Here is the link: link

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About Ash Ketchum

posted by MaddieChan

Ash Ketchum (Japanese:サトシ Satoshi) is the main protagonist of the Pokémon Anime series who has always dreamed of becoming a Pokémon Master and as soon as he hit the age of ten, he rushed to Professor Oak's Laboratory to get his first Pokémon. He's the first character to be introduced in the series. Originally wanting to choose Squirtle, Ash ended up getting the Pokémon Pikachu, and left on his journey. At first, Pikachu did not listen to Ash and kept running away, so Ash had to tie him up. Then after getting chased sejak a flock of Spearow, Ash attempted to save Pikachu from them; Pikachu,...

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Pokemon Crimson Misanko!-Episode 1: A New Adventure!

posted by Zmidy313

This is a story of a Misanko Elite Four member, and Guardian of Electricity named Daniel. He wants to explore the Misanko Region so he's starting an adventure with his Friends Hiroka, and Hazuto, and leaving his sister, Hazuki, in charge of all his pokemon except for Roxian, and his Elite Four Island.

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Daniel puts his hat on backwards, only menunjukkan his yellow streaks on his bangs. "A new adventure outta be nice. Its better than being cooped up on that island battling all the time." He says as he straps his sarung tangan on. "Time to head to Prof. Holly's...

I Got Warped to the Pokemon World!? Part IV

posted by snowflower280

    After my hysterics ended, Vicky told me that she and her brother were actually visiting. “Visiting…your home?” I asked.
    She nodded. We were sitting in her living room, the Televisyen on. “Surely anda know of the Pokémon journey?”
    I nodded. See? Watching Anime does have good points. Especially when anda are sent to one of the Anime worlds and they don’t think that they’re fictional at all. “Sure I do,” I answered. “When anda turn ten, anda head off to get a starter Pokémon and all that.”
    Vicky...

Olimar and Louie land in the pokemon world pt 1. (Pokemon/Pikmin Crossover)

posted by dxarmy423

(Yes this is a pokemon/pikmin crossover)

*04/01/1997*

A Small ship lands in middle of pallet town.

Two small people walk out of the ship

Olimar: what planet is this?

Louie: how should I know, your the genius explorer

Olimar: well that wormhole might have put us into another universe

Louie: great, I had like a 5 course feast at home

Olimar: I think we might have lebih that Makanan to worry about

*A child dressed in a blue vest and a red hat walks by*

Louie: woah! *hides under the ship*

Olimar: is that some kind of creature?

Louie: it kinda looks like us but bigger

Olimar: I think we should hide the ship somewhere...

Misanko Region Adventures:Haruhi's old friend, Vulpix's new pal!

posted by Zmidy313

Vulpix:I can't believe u caught a Togepi!

Haruhi:We'll have 6 Pokemon in no time!

Vulpix:Was I ur first Pokemon?

Haruhi:Not exactly.

Vulpix:What?!?!

Haruhi:I'm 13.

Vulpix:So!

Haruhi:My parents gave me a Pokemon 4 my 10th B-day.

Vulpix:I get it, cuz when ur 10 u get a trainer card.

Haruhi:Yeah, so that's y they got me it.

Vulpix:What kinda Pokemon is it?

Haruhi:A Swifto.

Vulpix:I heard of that! Where is it?

Haruhi:Come on out Swifto!

Swifto:*pops out*To!

Vulpix:Cool!

*Ruby town*

Haruhi:*bored*There is nothing 2 do here, let's go 2 Psycho city.

Vulpix:*carrying rubies*Ready!

Haruhi:Swifto return! Put those in my back pack.

Vulpix:*puts rubies in back pack**jumps on Haruhi's shoulder*Let's go!

Haruhi:OK.*starts walking*Psycho City, b prepared 2 fight psychics Vulpix!

Vulpix:K!

!Aurora Beams!: Is This Nurse Joy REALLY A Nurse Joy?

posted by StarWarsFan7

Jill

After the musical (I lost), Trip, Tobias, Rosalie and I sit near a beautiful river watching tons of Water Pokemon migrate north. "Man. I can't believe I lost, but I'll be fine." "Yeah! Just believe anda can win soon!" Rosalie says to cheer me up. I smile in return. "Hello? Is anyone here?" "Audino!" Huh? "Who's there?" We shout back to the Rawak voice. "Hellllllllloooooooooooo???" she yells back. A girl with merah jambu hair and merah jambu nurse's dress comes in our direction. "Nurse Joy?" Rosalie questions. "Pardon me. But my name isn't Joy. I'm Jill!" Jill? "Jill?!?!" We all ask in shock. "I thought all...

Gift of A Friend: A Pokemon Coordinator and Trainer

posted by StarWarsFan7

Aurora Ramirez. A Pokemon Coordinator and Trainer!
She wanted to be bahagian, atas Coordinator and win the Sinnoh League! But first, she would have to practice being a coordinator.

Aurora: That was great! But let's try it one lebih time!

Raichu: Rai! Rai!

Aurora: Alright! Glaceon, Blizzard!

Glaceon: Glace!

The blizzard surrounds Glaceon and Raichu.

Aurora: Raichu! Thundershock!

Raichu: Rai! CHU!!!

The thundershock makes contact with the blizzard but it backfires.

Aurora: Oh man! Guys, that was great, but we need lebih practice.

Raichu: *disappointed* Rai.

Aurora: Glaceon, return.

A beam of red light hits Glaceon...

Sprite This! 2-Recolors

posted by AKetchum01

Registeel, before the details...

Well hello there fellow spriters and wanna-be spriters! Today, our lesson is on Recolors! The art of simply changing the Warna of a sprite. Theses are quite easy, and basically anyone can do this. Also, before we begin, the answer to the sebelumnya "SPRITER'S CHOICE!"! The Dusk-line were....A! Recolors! *Trainer's choice theme plays* Alright, let's begin!

Step 1-MUST have a editing program.

To begin your recolor, anda must have the proper equipment. In this case, an editing program. This can differ from spriter to spriter. I prefer to use Paint.NET, but anda may end up using something entirely different....

Ophelia- The Champion Chronicles Part III

posted by twilightrox43

Rage tore through me as Misoli just chuckled at my response. My blood started boiling as I lashed against the ropes.
"Let go of her! Leave her alone!" I screamed, lashing at the ropes even harder. My thrashes were able to pull loose the knot in the ropes, but two alert minions grabbed me sejak my wrists.
"We've done nothing to her. Yet. So... about that secret..." she coersed again, making it evident she was going to make this a win-win situation for herself.
I had no intention to tell her how to summon the Demon Duo. But did I really have a choice?
"...Okay. anda win. The key to summoning the Duo...

The best thing.......Followed sejak the worst!- Pokeshipping fic

posted by Smiley115

Misty sat at the end of the diving board at Cerulean City Gym. She stared down at her water pokemon swimming around in the cool water of the Gym's pool. She heard a someone knocking at the Gym doors. Probably another challenger she guessed. Deep inside she wished that it was someone else.

"Come in!" Misty yelled.

A man walked in wearing all black. A hud, hood over his head so anda couldn't see his face.

"Misty Waterflower of Cerulean City eh?" The strange man said.

"Huh?"

The man ignored her

"Who knew anda would be the one i needed" the man laughed. "to think I was following anda for years with out knowing it was you"

"WHO ARE YOU?" Misty screamed.

"Forget me so soon" The man took off his hood

To be Continued.............

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anda know anda are crazy about pokemon shippings when .........

posted by Espeongirl360

1. anda spend an jam going through pics of that shipping.

2. When anda refuse to like any other ship

3. When anda end up going through hints of that ship on YouTube all day

4. When anda get steaming mad when someone insults your kegemaran ship.

5. (Continuation of 4) when anda watch some hints of the ship the other person likes, and anda realise its not that bad, and anda go in depression.

6. anda almost die of boredome while listening to a friend talking cuz all ypu want to talk about is this shipping info anda found the night before

7. anda spend your summer readng summarries of your ships fanfiction.

8....