Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Makanan up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me anda little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up anda little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill anda to!
*Brock berkata as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There anda are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't anda running?I told anda to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't anda loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until anda loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Makanan up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me anda little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up anda little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill anda to!
*Brock berkata as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There anda are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't anda running?I told anda to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't anda loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until anda loose some weight!
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Do anda collect Pokémon TCG? If anda do try this fun game I made up.
How to play
1 player: Three decks, two of 10 cards the other of 30. Shuffle them. Put 10 cards on one side near anda (In play) and 10 on the other, the 30 in a seperate deck (reserve).
Pick one card from the deck farthest away (other). Look at the in play deck and see if a card has a matching type (in the top-right corner). If none match, take 10 cards from the reserve, and put your current in play cards into a discard pile. If anda match all in play with the other, anda win! Run out of reserve, anda lose.
How to play
1 player: Three decks, two of 10 cards the other of 30. Shuffle them. Put 10 cards on one side near anda (In play) and 10 on the other, the 30 in a seperate deck (reserve).
Pick one card from the deck farthest away (other). Look at the in play deck and see if a card has a matching type (in the top-right corner). If none match, take 10 cards from the reserve, and put your current in play cards into a discard pile. If anda match all in play with the other, anda win! Run out of reserve, anda lose.
Ok, imagine this anda are misty coming back several years later to meet a childhood friend and when anda arrive anda realize he's no different. I my self have heard many retarded things like he's a vampire atau a real hysterical one a spirit.No he's neither see Pokemon just wanted to keep ash forever as a ikon but wouldn't anda think its weird if a friend anda left as an adolescent never aged a bit? POOR MISTY is all i gotta say. But theirs a lot of weird things in Pokemon like the 38+ Officer Jennys and nurse joys