What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The seterusnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a tinjauan to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The seterusnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused sejak rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' kegemaran outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained sejak arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The seterusnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a tinjauan to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The seterusnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused sejak rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' kegemaran outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained sejak arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Cinta you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Cinta you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and anda don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do anda use these emotions atau others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Ciuman
-See lebih emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. atau be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Makanan that can make anda sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda atau crush
4) gety near load stuff atau equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late jam
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms jalan orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make anda hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what anda did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Makanan that can make anda sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda atau crush
4) gety near load stuff atau equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late jam
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms jalan orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make anda hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what anda did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just lapor them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont lapor thm. Because we are a big family and we dont lapor atau block family we care and tunjuk Cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to lapor someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Cinta all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just lapor them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont lapor thm. Because we are a big family and we dont lapor atau block family we care and tunjuk Cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to lapor someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Cinta all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do anda want?" "I'm calling to lapor my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank anda very much for the call, sir." The seterusnya day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Membaca my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.