What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The seterusnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a tinjauan to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The seterusnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused sejak rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' kegemaran outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained sejak arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The seterusnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a tinjauan to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The seterusnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused sejak rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' kegemaran outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained sejak arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
Not a peminat but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a peminat but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys atau something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball atau swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball atau swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy anda get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the Makanan using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Rawak person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos atau baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as anda can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little kambing, daging biri-biri at the bahagian, atas of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Makanan when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Rawak things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the Makanan using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Rawak person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos atau baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as anda can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little kambing, daging biri-biri at the bahagian, atas of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Makanan when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Rawak things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was roti on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is roti on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the roti is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and atau eat the roti that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the roti off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the roti that is on yer head so u can on living without roti on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the roti that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating roti it is so if i tell u that there is roti on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of roti on yer head
