(I made this around two years lalu and never finished it so..... HERE anda GO. XD)
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, lipan, centipede and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed sejak Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game anda control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I Cinta about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at anda gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the lipan, centipede hits a cendawan atau the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although anda can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend anda just kill it before it reaches you. So every time anda defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and anda fight another one, and another one, and do anda see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your Friends at how cool anda are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the bahagian, atas of the screen, they’ll leave behind lebih mushrooms, making it harder to alih and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick anda off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that anda can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever anda die, anda get points for every damaged cendawan there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny Rawak fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was lebih for women players! Because women TOTALLY just Cinta bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing anda all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s bahagian, atas 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) lebih ENEMIES, lebih DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN anda SHOOT IT, lebih POINTS lebih CHAOS lebih BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if anda can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so pujian to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from lipan, centipede is, if anda can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot lebih bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, atau dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When anda shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points atau so anda get an extra life, helping anda live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much lebih advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into anda if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The kala jengking from the first game and the earwig from the saat are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send anda back to the first grade if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, atau the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and alih very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should Cinta these things, atau want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they alih at a speed of mach 5 in a Rawak irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And anda know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer anda shoot them, the lebih points anda get, but since they alih at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, anda might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry anda suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary labah-labah picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever anda hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)
Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, lipan, centipede and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed sejak Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.
He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game anda control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I Cinta about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at anda gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)
Every Time the lipan, centipede hits a cendawan atau the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although anda can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend anda just kill it before it reaches you. So every time anda defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and anda fight another one, and another one, and do anda see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your Friends at how cool anda are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the bahagian, atas of the screen, they’ll leave behind lebih mushrooms, making it harder to alih and hit the centipede.
Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick anda off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that anda can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever anda die, anda get points for every damaged cendawan there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny Rawak fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was lebih for women players! Because women TOTALLY just Cinta bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)
But now, here’s the thing anda all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s bahagian, atas 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) lebih ENEMIES, lebih DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN anda SHOOT IT, lebih POINTS lebih CHAOS lebih BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)
Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if anda can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so pujian to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from lipan, centipede is, if anda can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot lebih bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, atau dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When anda shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.
I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points atau so anda get an extra life, helping anda live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.
“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much lebih advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”
Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)
Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.
Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into anda if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.
Earwig/Scorpion: The kala jengking from the first game and the earwig from the saat are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send anda back to the first grade if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, atau the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.
Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and alih very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)
Spiders: I don’t know if I should Cinta these things, atau want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they alih at a speed of mach 5 in a Rawak irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And anda know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer anda shoot them, the lebih points anda get, but since they alih at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, anda might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry anda suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary labah-labah picture.)
Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever anda hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unikorn say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unikorn say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when anda hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when anda hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond alih 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got utama and found the wife preparing makan malam, majlis makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond alih 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got utama and found the wife preparing makan malam, majlis makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic saat line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'