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(I made this around two years lalu and never finished it so..... HERE anda GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, lipan, centipede and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed sejak Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains.

He also made Millipede, and co-designed the Gauntlet series. Also among the developers of this game was Dona Bailey, who helped out make both this game and Millipede. The game was released for the Atari 2600, 5200, and 7800 all in the 80’s. In the game anda control an Unidentified Flying Object (See what I did there? :D) Shooting up presumably evil centipedes, fleas, scorpions, spiders, and for some strange reason, mushrooms. Maybe the playing field is a garden? I honestly have no idea. But hey, that’s what I Cinta about Atari, the graphics are so hard to tell what you’re looking at anda gotta use your imagination! (Spongebob footage.)

Every Time the lipan, centipede hits a cendawan atau the side of the screen, it goes horizontally down, closer to you, which is obviously bad, and although anda can avoid it somewhat easily, I recommend anda just kill it before it reaches you. So every time anda defeat a centipede, the screen color changes and anda fight another one, and another one, and do anda see a pattern here? Yeah, like every game back then, it was an endless game where the only object was to get the high score and brag to all your Friends at how cool anda are. Another theme with enemies is that sometimes, when enemies are falling down from the bahagian, atas of the screen, they’ll leave behind lebih mushrooms, making it harder to alih and hit the centipede.

Yeah, the mushrooms are just there to tick anda off, so have fun with that! (Insert loud cuss joke here.) Around the middle to bottom screen is an invisible border that anda can't pass, it’s there to prevent the player from roaming around too much and getting owned. (Wombo combo joke) Whenever anda die, anda get points for every damaged cendawan there is on the screen. So there’s one reason to shoot the mushrooms! And a funny Rawak fact about the game, Head Designer Ed Logg actually stated the game was lebih for women players! Because women TOTALLY just Cinta bugs right? ^__^ (Insert female screaming to large insect joke)

But now, here’s the thing anda all want to hear, is it a good game? Was the reception decent, and did it sell a lot of units? Of course it did! It had a billion ports, remixes, and remakes, it scored number 9 on the Softline’s bahagian, atas 30 Atari Games list, and the amount of cartridges it sold? (Insert funny obligatory it’s over 9,000 joke) So yeah, this game is obviously, very fun! Now we get on to what has to be the only sequel to an Atari game I know, Millipede. Basically, it’s centipede. But now with (Insert madness meme footage) SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS THE VERY DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF THE WORD CRAZY! (Insert literally joke) lebih ENEMIES, lebih DESTRUCTION, A NEW DDT BOX THAT EXPLODES WHEN anda SHOOT IT, lebih POINTS lebih CHAOS lebih BUGS BWAHAAHHA!!!!!!!! (Insert wily megaman crazy footage) (o_O)

Now, we get to the sequel. Millipede was released in 1982, now also on the NES (Use webcam footage if anda can) Franz Lanzinger also helped a bt in designing and testing, so pujian to him! Now, the main thing that separates Millipede from lipan, centipede is, if anda can’t see already, HOLY GOD there is a lot lebih bugs, but we’ll get there later. Like I mentioned earlier, there’s a new feature in the game called DDT, atau dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, (Insert joke on how the heck do I pronounce this) Is a floating object that there is about 4 of on the screen, and regenerate every now and then. When anda shoot it, the DDT will explode, releasing presumably toxic fumes that will instantly kill parts of the millipede if it runs into it.

I don’t know if it can kill the other insects, but I’m pretty sure it can. Also new to the game are the new insects, and boy are there a lot of them! There’s the earwig, bee, inchworm, beetle, dragonfly, mosquito, and obviously, the millipede. Like in Centipede, which I didn’t mention earlier because I don’t know at all, every 10,000 points atau so anda get an extra life, helping anda live longer, obviously. Also new to millipede is the ability to choose your starting score, and here is where I rip off wikipedia because this part is kind of hard to explain.

“Players can also choose at the start of the game whether to play at an advanced level, starting with a score that is a multiple of the number of points needed to earn an extra life (by default, 15,000). The gameplay is generally much lebih advanced than it would be had the player started with a score of 0 and worked their way up to that point level. The maximum advanced level allowed is a function of the preceding player's score, and games started at an advanced level where the player did not earn at least one extra life are not eligible for the high scoreboard.”

Alright then. Totally got all that! (Insert confused joke, oh the power of the pause recording button! sort of, anyway.)

Now let’s start talking about the bugs, which is going to be TONS easier since we’re already into Millipede.

Centi/Millipede: The main boss of this game. This little bugger is very annoying, as it moves very fast, and can ram into anda if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot it down, dodge it carefully, and you’ll be fine.

Earwig/Scorpion: The kala jengking from the first game and the earwig from the saat are really the same thing. They touch mushrooms, (That didn’t come out the way I thought it would.) and make them all shiny and magcal. What this does is whenever the Centi/Millipede touches the mushroom, (STOP SAYING THAT!) it goes straight to the bottom of the screen and will send anda back to the first grade if anda aren’t careful. Just shoot either the insect itself down, atau the mushrooms, and you'll be fine.

Bee: Beeing (LOL) in both games, the bee appears in bonus round and requires two shots to take down. They create mushrooms and alih very fast horizontally down, but as long as you’re careful, you’re golden! (Insert golden freddy image)

Spiders: I don’t know if I should Cinta these things, atau want them to burn in the dark fiery pits of the underworld. FIrst off, they alih at a speed of mach 5 in a Rawak irregular pattern, and if they touch you, (Why does that always come out wrong?) You’re dead as a doornail. Not that anything I know of is particularly dead about a doornail. And anda know what else? They appear CONSTANTLY, and in the later levels, there can be two of them on the screen! Another mechanic with the spiders is the closer anda shoot them, the lebih points anda get, but since they alih at a speed Super Sonic the Hedgehog would be jealous of, anda might as well not even try. But as a little, sorry anda suck here’s a free newb bonus lol, kind of freebie, they actually can help out, as they get rid of mushrooms! Maybe they aren’t all that bad, maybe all they want is a hug. (Insert giant scary labah-labah picture.)

Inchworm: New in millipede, whenever anda hit these, it slows every insect for a short period of time. Basic, somewhat useful, and not really annoying, thank god.
posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can anda guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell anda about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair atau putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The seterusnya chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" atau "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He berkata "I'd like to have one too." Then I berkata "But this is a dog". He berkata he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He berkata I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE anda AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING anda 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST bintang IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T anda EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO anda BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF atau I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the tunjuk earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying utama and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING sejak TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go sejak car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i Cinta cereal yes i do

i Cinta cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Cinta cerial yes i do i Cinta cerial anda better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if anda can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Cinta creal yes we do i Cinta ceral anda should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Cinta ccerale yes i do

i Cinta crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Rawak songs anda made up plz commet
1.where anda keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid atau nawt!!
3.Who anda talk 2 on the phone
4.THat anda are super jelous atau other girls (or boys)
5.That anda hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up anda will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That anda have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart anda are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that anda can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the utama Depot is lebih saving and lebih doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are lebih than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post kemaskini if anda want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy anda do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for lebih hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope anda like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikel i put on here so plz komen , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know anda amy not understand
but if anda can
please understand
I see anda underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would anda say? take this away
If i told anda how i feel, would it be real atau is this all fake??

Chourus: your Cinta is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the jalan
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one seterusnya to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every tahun people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, cookies, biskut and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's hari time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get utama so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it utama in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Cinta my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones anda see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Cinta their haters, and sometimes I think "if anda Cinta your haters, then why do anda hate back?" seriously....
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posted by orangeturnip
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my hati, tengah-tengah
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to anda in form of desire
anda float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
anda jump about
cos anda cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make anda fly
the Angel will make anda cry
the Angel will make anda feel how others feel
so anda can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A hari dont go sejak anda dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF anda do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta anda XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what anda want from me.you want me to tell anda my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to anda . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell anda i could get a lot of people around me hurt " berkata the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what anda will tell me today " berkata the man .

"Alright but anda will not like what i tell anda .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " berkata the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if anda want hear lebih . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not sejak me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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