Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if anda think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon is lying on the bahagian, atas step, and anda are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. saat later anda land on your ass, and seterusnya anda are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon that was created sejak your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon into her concoction. seterusnya few days anda suffer from unhappy stomach pains and anda are diagnosed with stomach flu.

3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of Buah is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, anda wouldn't believe, but anda SWORE anda saw a shadow of a lemon outside of your room, right where the knives would be. anda go to investigate...and there is a pisau seterusnya to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but anda can figure it out.

4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when anda go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the lemon anda have at utama that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that lemon either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.

5. Keep the lemon away from your face when anda open it. They like to be extremely masam that anda are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at anda for doing the deed. Now anda know why most apples found near lemons are red.

Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)