Be proud of your gender
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 saat flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. anda know stuff about tanks
4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. anda can open all your own jars
7. Old Friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight
8. Your keldai is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex
11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. anda can kill your own food
14. The garaj is all yours
15. anda get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if anda swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. anda don't have to shave below your neck
19. anda don't have to curl up to a hairy keldai every night
20. Chocolate is just another snack
21. anda get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. anda can wear a white baju to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick keldai over bridal showers
28. Someday anda get to be a dirty old man
29. anda can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. anda never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when anda walk into the room
36. anda can sit with your knees apart no matter what anda are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. anda know stuff about everyone
2. anda rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. anda won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your joystick, kayu ria is
8. anda smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for anda to marry for money
11. Crying gets anda anything
12. You'll never have lebih hair in your nose than on your head
13. anda have lebih hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. anda don't need a tajuk to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. anda have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap anda for telling a dirty joke
19. anda can whip men for money
20. anda know that penis size really does matter
21. anda can walk down the jalan without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. anda can admire another woman without your Friends accusing anda of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. anda know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Friends won't call anda pussywhipped behind your back
29. anda can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. anda can get into a fenderbender and nobody soalan your womanhood
32. anda don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 saat flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. anda know stuff about tanks
4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. anda can open all your own jars
7. Old Friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight
8. Your keldai is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex
11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. anda can kill your own food
14. The garaj is all yours
15. anda get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if anda swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. anda don't have to shave below your neck
19. anda don't have to curl up to a hairy keldai every night
20. Chocolate is just another snack
21. anda get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. anda can wear a white baju to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick keldai over bridal showers
28. Someday anda get to be a dirty old man
29. anda can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. anda never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when anda walk into the room
36. anda can sit with your knees apart no matter what anda are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. anda know stuff about everyone
2. anda rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. anda won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your joystick, kayu ria is
8. anda smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for anda to marry for money
11. Crying gets anda anything
12. You'll never have lebih hair in your nose than on your head
13. anda have lebih hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. anda don't need a tajuk to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. anda have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap anda for telling a dirty joke
19. anda can whip men for money
20. anda know that penis size really does matter
21. anda can walk down the jalan without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. anda can admire another woman without your Friends accusing anda of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. anda know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Friends won't call anda pussywhipped behind your back
29. anda can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. anda can get into a fenderbender and nobody soalan your womanhood
32. anda don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
