Be proud of your gender
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 saat flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. anda know stuff about tanks

4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. anda can open all your own jars

7. Old Friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight

8. Your keldai is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex

11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. anda can kill your own food

14. The garaj is all yours

15. anda get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

16. Nobody secretly wonders if anda swallow

17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation

18. anda don't have to shave below your neck

19. anda don't have to curl up to a hairy keldai every night

20. Chocolate is just another snack

21. anda get to think about sex 98% of the time

22. anda can wear a white baju to a water park

23. The world is your urinal

24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

25. Same work ...more pay

26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100

27. Bachelor parties kick keldai over bridal showers

28. Someday anda get to be a dirty old man

29. anda can write your name in the snow

30. Baywatch

31. Playboy

32. Penthouse

33. anda never have to clean the toilet

34. Forplay is optional

35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when anda walk into the room

36. anda can sit with your knees apart no matter what anda are wearing

37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them



Girl


1. anda know stuff about everyone

2. anda rarely have to carry your own suitcases

3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer

4. anda won't starve without a can opener

5. Multiple orgasms

6. Male pattern baldness

7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your joystick, kayu ria is

8. anda smell better....no matter what

9. Long nails make great weapons

10. It's O.K. for anda to marry for money

11. Crying gets anda anything

12. You'll never have lebih hair in your nose than on your head

13. anda have lebih hiding places on your body when crossing the border

14. anda don't need a tajuk to be in charge of everything

15. Free flowers

16. Revenge is your specialty

17. anda have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere

18. Nobody will ever slap anda for telling a dirty joke

19. anda can whip men for money

20. anda know that penis size really does matter

21. anda can walk down the jalan without mentally undressing everyone around you

22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that

23. anda can admire another woman without your Friends accusing anda of being gay

24. Suing for sexual harassment

25. anda know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner

26. Alimony

27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets

28. Your Friends won't call anda pussywhipped behind your back

29. anda can "fake" anything

30. Someday you'll be a rich widow

31. anda can get into a fenderbender and nobody soalan your womanhood

32. anda don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper