1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to tunjuk the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name Tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sejak themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.
14.Censored sejak your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little kambing, daging biri-biri while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a sejuk that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and alih to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich, sandwic and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a lebih suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood seterusnya to anda "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do anda think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault anda killed your family. It was SATAN, damm anda SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to sertai anda in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person seterusnya to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. anda get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say anda have just won the lottery and anda are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them anda need the money to feed your ten starving children back utama in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope anda will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to alih and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of epal, apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that anda all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will anda be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve teh and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As anda are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that anda will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if anda are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do anda mind if I do my Eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person seterusnya to anda "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood seterusnya to anda to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do anda wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black jubah, berjubah with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die anda bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 saat later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats atau doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a api, kebakaran extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal Muzik (Rammstein atau Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are anda trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
2.Blow your nose and offer to tunjuk the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name Tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sejak themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.
14.Censored sejak your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little kambing, daging biri-biri while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a sejuk that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and alih to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich, sandwic and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a lebih suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood seterusnya to anda "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do anda think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault anda killed your family. It was SATAN, damm anda SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to sertai anda in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person seterusnya to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. anda get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say anda have just won the lottery and anda are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them anda need the money to feed your ten starving children back utama in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope anda will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to alih and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of epal, apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that anda all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will anda be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve teh and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As anda are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that anda will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if anda are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do anda mind if I do my Eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person seterusnya to anda "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood seterusnya to anda to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do anda wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black jubah, berjubah with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die anda bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 saat later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats atau doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a api, kebakaran extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal Muzik (Rammstein atau Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are anda trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
5 lebih incredibly Rawak stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and Rawak in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide sejak zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide sejak zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates anda , like constantly talking atau doing everything anda do , well im gonna help anda deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tunjuk that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tunjuk that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't peminat anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to peminat someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a peminat of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seterusnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to peminat you.
However, if i can see that you're a peminat of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will peminat anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to peminat me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to peminat someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a peminat of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seterusnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to peminat you.
However, if i can see that you're a peminat of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will peminat anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to peminat me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell anda my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell anda what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person anda will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Cinta even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell anda my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell anda what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person anda will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Cinta even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave anda hanging. I think my tajuk is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's berkata that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way atau another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what anda think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end meja, jadual and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what anda think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end meja, jadual and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.