1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to tunjuk the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name Tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sejak themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.
14.Censored sejak your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little kambing, daging biri-biri while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a sejuk that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and alih to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich, sandwic and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a lebih suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood seterusnya to anda "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do anda think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault anda killed your family. It was SATAN, damm anda SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to sertai anda in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person seterusnya to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. anda get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say anda have just won the lottery and anda are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them anda need the money to feed your ten starving children back utama in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope anda will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to alih and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of epal, apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that anda all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will anda be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve teh and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As anda are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that anda will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if anda are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do anda mind if I do my Eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person seterusnya to anda "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood seterusnya to anda to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do anda wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black jubah, berjubah with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die anda bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 saat later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats atau doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a api, kebakaran extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal Muzik (Rammstein atau Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are anda trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
2.Blow your nose and offer to tunjuk the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name Tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sejak themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.
14.Censored sejak your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little kambing, daging biri-biri while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a sejuk that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and alih to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich, sandwic and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a lebih suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood seterusnya to anda "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do anda think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault anda killed your family. It was SATAN, damm anda SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to sertai anda in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person seterusnya to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. anda get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say anda have just won the lottery and anda are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them anda need the money to feed your ten starving children back utama in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope anda will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to alih and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of epal, apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that anda all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will anda be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve teh and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As anda are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that anda will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if anda are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do anda mind if I do my Eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person seterusnya to anda "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood seterusnya to anda to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do anda wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black jubah, berjubah with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die anda bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 saat later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats atau doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a api, kebakaran extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal Muzik (Rammstein atau Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are anda trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
Thanksgiving is my kegemaran holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, anda get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are anda ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" berkata the pie. it was labu pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i Cinta you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are anda doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
"hello there pie, are anda ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" berkata the pie. it was labu pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i Cinta you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are anda doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
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Ok so here is a bunch of Rawak Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG anda needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope anda liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG anda needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope anda liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will tunjuk lebih affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when anda interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when anda interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if anda still have a girlfriend do anda know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep anda up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Chocolate cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will tunjuk lebih affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when anda interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when anda interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if anda still have a girlfriend do anda know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep anda up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Chocolate cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to anda about stuff he likes
2.always see what anda have in common (if anda do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW anda FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS anda OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask soalan about him like his kegemaran color, his kegemaran movie atau his kegemaran t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your kegemaran clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your kegemaran Filem and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank anda for Membaca i hope this helps :)
2.always see what anda have in common (if anda do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW anda FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS anda OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask soalan about him like his kegemaran color, his kegemaran movie atau his kegemaran t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your kegemaran clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your kegemaran Filem and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank anda for Membaca i hope this helps :)
