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posted by Bluekait
 Don't let people ruin your life
Don't let people ruin your life
Wanna kill yourself? Imagine this. anda come utama from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So anda go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over anda take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. anda grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, anda close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell anda dinners ready. anda don’t answer, so he walks in....
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posted by dragonsmemory
    Jo kept enough of her mind on the game to know what to dodge and when. She wasn’t keeping track of the score, atau anything. She was intently focused on the green-robed boy in front of her. Just in front of the two nearsighted Seekers, the Snitch darted, gleaming emas in the sun. Its silvery wings beat too fast to see, carrying the emas ball faster than either of the humans chasing it could manage.
    Al looked under his arm. Jo had coaxed her old Nimbus to ride right on his Firebolt’s tail. Merlin, did she EVER give up? He turned back to the front,...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((This one's for everyone that's curious about how the rest of Jo's tarikh went. Be prepared, she's going to ramble a lot.))

"Okay..so let me get this straight anda like The Wizarding Wars?" William asked Jo.
"I'm fascinated sejak them!" she corrected.
"You're going to be giving old Alec here quite a handful" he berkata wrapping an arm around Angel.
"What do anda mean?" asked Jo. "He meant that I'm going to get a handful of knowledge about them from you" berkata Alexander.
"Oh so anyways where was I...Oh yeah!" Jo finally caught up to her train of thought. "So, Snape loved Lily, but hated James. Well, that...
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posted by MoonshoesPerry
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the hari we are discarded and replaced with new editions atau perhaps the seterusnya technology once Membaca becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy

with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions atau hear our voices saying things we never berkata until the students are lulled to sleep sejak the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks

someday
((Here it is guys. The official epilogue. I don't know about Bluekait, but I don't plan on Penulisan a third Jalbus book. This idea came to me earlier today, and I had to write it before I Lost it. It's been a long road, but a fun trip. Let's hope the future generations have just as much fun.))


FIFTEEN YEARS LATER

A PROMISE KEPT



I leaned back in my chair and surveyed the room. It was the smallest room in the house, but so familiar. It was only natural that I work in here. Aside from my computer on its desk, the only other furniture in the room was an old wardrobe, two tall bookshelves, and a glass-fronted...
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I cough the cake out, and afterward take a good sip of water I always keep sejak my desk. “Well… alright then.” And then keep eating like she never berkata anything.
    She looks hurt. I began feeling bad. “Listen… Lily Luna… anda didn’t tell anyone, did you?”
    “James knows. I didn’t tell him, but he knows. He dared me to tell anda I was your half-blood princess.”
    I choke back laughter. “Did he now? Well… anda just have a… a crush. This isn’t… love.”
    “But your Cinta started with...
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posted by dragonsmemory
All three of the following stories are entirely true. All three happened in the summer on a very hot day. All three happened in my family. Coincidence? Maybe. Read on and FIND out!

Some years lalu now, I was camping with my family. My grandparents have a huge 40-foot motorhome. On the motorhome, the awning retracts automatically in high wind. Now, this hari I'm talking about was boiling hot, like 90 atau above. The air conditioning on the motorhome was running. There was a big puddle of water just sitting in the awning. If you're laughing now, anda can already see where this is going.
Well, my mom...
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    I remember waking up slung over Hagrid’s shoulder, and he was racing out of the shrieking shack and into Hogwarts. Everything was a blur.
    I wasn’t dead. That was my very last thought as I vomited and blacked out again.
    I had ruined Hagrid’s best shirt. No big deal.

    I felt like crap. Very honestly, I felt as though I had been forced through the digestive system, eaten down sejak acids, and out of someone’s anus. Like crap.
    So I lay in the hospital wing, bandages wrapped so...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((I'M BOMBARDING anda WITH Rawak FICS! MWAHAHAHA! *clears throat* Anyway, this one hit me while I was in an argument with my Muggle parents about the vibrate feature on cellphones. anda can see where this is going, can't you? Great! The tunjuk must go on!
In this fic, Harry Potter gets a cellphone))

Harry Potter sat in the Gryffindor common room, staring at the small Muggle device.
"How the bloody hell did anda get this thing to even work in here?" he asked Hermione, whok was sitting nearby, her nose buried in a book.
"It's quite simple, but it'll be way to complicated to explain, and I'm pretty sure...
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((What happens when the four Harry Potters meet? Nothing good. Book Harry is post-DH, and Movie Harry is OOTP. Movie Harry belongs to Warner Bros. Book Harry belongs to J.K. Rowling. Musical Harry belongs to Starkid. Puppet Harry belongs to his creator. Used without permission.))



Harry Potter was not in the greatest of moods. True, he DID defeat Voldemort (again), but it was turning out to be a not-so-satisfying victory. His scar, which was perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan in the middle of his forehead, had started twinging again. That in itself wasn't a good sign.
Of course, a scar twinge could mean any number of things....
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((This story is adapted from one told sejak an astronomy professor at Rowan universiti in Glassboro, New Jersey. It illustrates a basic rule of solar safety.
Please save your New Jersey jokes until the end.))


The astronomy professor had set the students a fairly simple task: observe sunspots. It was a bright sunny day, perfect for solar observation. The students had all assembled in the university's observatory, which housed a sixteen-inch telescope. The balai cerap, menara tinjau itself wa on the roof of the university's largest building.

While the students worked, the professor stood in the back, looking professor-y,...
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((Just another Jalbus idea that hit me this morning.
How does Al react when Jo tells him why she's such a good Seeker? Why didn't his dad ever tell him? And what in the name of Merlin was Jo thinking?))


I was so glad when Quidditch practice was over. I felt like I had been stuck to my penyapu with a Permanent Sticking Charm. It might have been Jay's idea of a clever prank…if I didn't keep my Nimbus locked in my trunk.
Once I unstuck myself from the slightly used Nimbus 2012, I decided it couldn't wait any longer. Al was usually pretty clever, not as much as his cousin Rose, but clever enough....
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((What happens when anda mix the Potter/Weasley clan with Snape's Family and Friends, throw in a some Jalbus fluff and put them all in Snape's dungeon? Pure insanity.
WARNING: Membaca this fic may cause breathing problems, unexplained pains in your sides, bladder problems, and watery eyes. If any atau all of these things occur, see your Potions master immediately.))


I strode into Potions grinning broadly. ((Quick note, this is after "Jalbus," obviously. anda may want to read that first.)) It probably was because I was with my boyfriend, Albus S. Potter, son of my childhood hero. Talk about irony....
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posted by ProfSnape
    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was berkata slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((Just a quick note. anda already know why I'm Penulisan this, and anda can probably guess the plot, so, there really isn't much lebih to say. So far, I've never written a fanfic I don't haved to explain, which makes this awkward. I should probably start the story before Snape gives me detention, if he doesn't just sejak looking at the title. Ok, I am starting the story…now. Ok……now…))


Fifth tahun was most definitely the worst tahun of my time at Hogwarts. The school wa being taken over sejak Umbridge, the Daily Prophet called me a liar, well, daily. Dumbledore wouldn't look me in the eye. I was...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((None of anda probably know what this is, so I'll have to explain it. Just great.
Since my first full-length fanffic, "In The Background," is on hiatus until July, I've decided to have some fun. Basically, this is one of a series of one-shot drabbles that I've spit out the past couple days. It's a fanfic based on a fanfic. Yes, I'm THAT clever. If anda want to read everything, just let me know and I'll message anda the list.
So, here goes. Just so anda know, only Hailey is my own invention. Everyone else owns themselves. If they didn't, I probably wouldn't be sitting here right now.))



"Harry, have...
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