Teams
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Chris: campers, this challenge is gonna be solo. Who ever wins the race gets the reward. There will be no elimination. It's a dare contest. We got the wackiest dares from the internet, and they aren't very fun! he he he. Meet me at the flagpole tomorrow at 10 am, don't be late.
Sierra: Cody, anda haven't kissed me today... Ciuman ME!
Cody: Agh, can I have my own head please?
Geoff: Give him a break lady.
Sierra: like anda can talk Geoff Darren Slater! anda made out with Surfer chic all season.
Geoff: Sorry, Cody. I tried dude.
Duncan: so Gwen, ever driven a car before?
Gwen: Nope, you?
Duncan: Yeah, I crashed it and accidentally set a building on fire...
Gwen: heh, nice.
Sadie: So Bridgette, aren't anda missing Geoff at all?
Bridgette: No, I think I might break-up with him.
May: why?
Bridgette: I don't know, he's the party boy who won't grow up atau look at anda on the inside.
Ezekiel: But wouldn't that be gross?
Izzy: No, she means personality, Zekester.
Noah (whispers): Zekester? Really?
Owen: I'm not a very good captain am I.
Bridgette: Of course anda are Owen.
Owen: what have I done that's good this season?
Izzy: it's not about what anda do, Big O, it's who anda are.
Owen: Aww Thanks guys!
Justin: why is this team so happy and nice, why couldn't I have been on Heather's team, that has all the hotties.
Heather: we need to win, once and for all.
Trent: And we do that how? The bravest people this season are geoff, Duncan and maybe Tyler, and they are all on the demons team.
James: Ahem, what about me, I'd do anything if it didn't involve pain.
Trent: Hate to break it to ya bud, but this is Chris . Pain is his middle name.
Katie: aww man I miss Sadie. Why did I get stuck in this team, with only Lindsay to be my Fffl.
lindsay: don't worry Katie, we'll get through it together.
Katie: anda probably just tempted fate then anda know?
Lindsay: Who's fate?
Tyler: *Walks past Chef's kitchen, and overhears;*
"I know you're sick of it boy but if anda cook for me, i'll promise not to get anda eliminated, i'll give anda info on upcoming challenges, it'll be fine DJ." "I know, but, it just seems wrong,Chef." "Maybe, the lord will forgive anda when anda spend a million dollars on..." Tyler strained his ears. Suddenly the door opened.
Chef: Eavesdropping are we?! *Grabs Tyler's ear.* What did anda hear? And don't try and lie.
Tyler: I'm sorry, Chef, the truth is i did hear a lot, but anda have my word that it's a secret. Don't hurt atau eliminate me... I am one of those guys who deserves lebih of a chance in Total Drama. Please .
Chef: If word gets out, Tyler, then i'll make sure anda not only get eliminated, but anda get eliminated in bandages. Got it?!
Tyler: Sir, yes, sir!
Lindsay: "Tyler? Why are anda shaking?" she asked as they sat at the dock.
Tyler: It's.. err.. cold. Yeah, cold.
Lindsay: If you're cold, then why are anda sweating?
Tyler: Because you're so hot. "He had hoped that would stop her asking questions."
She laughed, and then sighed.
Lindsay: Tyler?
Tyler: Yeah, Linds?
Lindsay: Us being on different teams and all, well, i don't think we should...
Tyler looked worried: Be together?
Lindsay: Only 'till the comp is over, then maybe we'll be less distracted and we'd gain lebih trust from our teams.
Tyler felt really sad, but said: Lindsay, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anda say.
They hugged and lindsay started crying.
Meanwhile...
Geoff and Duncan were spray painting on chris' caravan.
Duncan: This is hilarious, dude.
Geoff: I know huh, what if he finds out it's us?
Duncan: We blame it on Eva.
Geoff: Shouldn't it be someone on another team?
Duncan: Well, the only other person Brave enough to do this is, well, Ezekiel I guess.
Geoff: Okay.
Cody: What the heck are anda guys doing?! Our team has already Lost Courtney!
Duncan: Good riddance!
Cody: A team with nine is better than a team with eight, though.
Geoff:Not, when the extra member is Courtney.
Cody: Give me those! *Snatches spray paint and the boys run away. Chris leaves his cabin.*
Chris: Cody is that you. WHAT HAVE anda DONE?
Cody: Look Chris, I hate this as much as you, and if anda just give me a minit to expla-
Chris: Meet me in my office, and we'll decide whether to eliminate anda from the season, atau the entire show.
Cody: *Gulp* But Chris, it wasn't me!
Chris: Where's the proof? Huh?
Cody: Well, I don't know, did anda have it on camera?
Chris: Not here, it's private.
Cody: Then, well, anda just have to trust me. Now before anda say anything, anda have to follow these rules: 1. Listen. 2. Don't interupt. 3. Actually think which story is lebih believable.
Chris: Fine...
Meanwhile...
Leshawna and Gwen were in the mood to just relax on the beach.
Leshawna: So, are anda still a singular organism?
Gwen:... What?
Leshawna: Single, sorry, i guess being with harold, well, i've caught a case of nerdy!
Gwen: Yeah, and it's great, I can concentrate on things now, like the dare contest tomorrow.
Leshawna: Hey, look, it's DJ. Hey, brother!
Dj: Hi, Leshawna, umm... gotta go... umm sleep. *Runs off*
Gwen: What was that all about?
Leshawna: I don't know, but even though I doubt he's sleeping, he should be left alone.
Meanwhile...
James is thinking about the dare contest, all he needed was a hard dare, then he'd fail it, and get voted off because he was not yet popular.
Trent: What's up?
James: Nothing, are anda ready for the dare contest? Well, i hope i don't lose my hair. *He gestured towards Heather and whispered* She's had a rough time...
Katie and Sadie were talking.
Katie: Just ask, if he says no, he says no. Not a big deal. If he says yes we're both happy, and we gain something. There's nothing to lose.
Sadie: Fine, what do I say? He hates me for the last challenge.
Katie; Let's ask Justin, he probably knows a thing atau two.
Justin was doing his hair flip when Katie and Sadie barged in.
Justin: Ladies, what upsets you?
Sadie: We need tips on tricking Chris into doing something anda want him to.
Justin: *Although he knew the answer, he asked* Why did anda come to me?
Katie: Well, Alejandro's gone and anda were the seterusnya on the list.
Justin: Well, tip 1, he'll never do want anda want, so what do anda want him to do?
Sadie: Put me on Katie's team.
Justin: But then the Otter's lose a member.
Sadie: The same Otters I heard discussing on voting anda off?
Justin: What?!
Katie: anda help us, and we'll help you.
Justin: How?
Sadie: One word: Cheating.
Justin: Done. But if this plan shatters, so will you.
Katie: Don't threaten Sadie.
Sadie: Don't worry, Katie, it's gonna work out!
[b] The seterusnya day...[i/][b/]
Chris: Welcome to youre challenging challenge, challengers. Line up in alphabetical order.
First up: Bridgette. *He takes a piece of paper out of an envelope saying "Best suited for Bridgette" He read it as follows* Eat KFC and throw the trash in the ocean.
Bridgette: Sorry, but the two things I'll never do is eat meat and pollute the ocean.
Geoff: That's the way Bridge! Now just make the rest of your team do it so we can win!
Bridgette smiled than turned away.
Next: Cody: Ciuman Sierra full on the lips and say anda will marry her.
Cody: Sorry team, but if saying [i] I do need to go to the bathroom counts as marriage, then this will make mmy life exen lebih chaotic then it is already.
Next: DJ: Tell your'e deepest darkest fear to Everyone hear.
DJ: Umm.. well.. no thanks.
Chris: This is getting boring, luckily seterusnya is Duncan. Duncan, anda need to take out your piercings, shave of your mo-hawk, get rid of the collars and bracelets and wear geoff's outfit for a week.
Gwen: Come on, Duncan. it's just a week.
Duncan: ... Fine...
Chris: Yes! This is going to be Awesome!
The video then shows an intern reading: "The rest of the episode was cut out so you'd only watch the dares that were accepted. Thankyou, Chris. PS: Dont say that last part. Oops.." then Chris's voice: "You're Fired!"
It showed Noah spray painting an L-shape on the forehead and other various insults on a picture of Legolas from The Lord Of The Rings, and then Sierra deleting all of her blog accounts, including this one. And then a picture of Lindsay giving Chef a manicure. Then of James sliding down a rough pokok like a waterslide without a baju on.
Chris: Well that was lame, but the winners were the Hunters.
Duncan (dressed as geoff): What?! We tied.
Chris: Well technically, anda haven't completed the dare yet.
Duncan: *Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Will duncan's mo hawk grow back? Will Lindsay stop throwing up at the thought of giving Chef a manicure? Will James's back stop looking like ketchup on bread. Fid out seterusnya time on total drama letters.
Sadie: Chris: anda know whats funny? How The hunters have three less players than us and that I Cinta my team.
Chris: Get to the point.
Sadie: My teams so great, and the Hunters suck. My team is still commenting on how funny that joke i told was.
Chris: Well if youre team is so good then they'd be okay to lose you. Youre on the hunters.
May
James
