Siri-siri Twilight Article: Twilight Chain :)

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posted by ebcullen4ever

Note: I did not write this article.My Fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all anda Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!

The only thing that is mine from the artikel are the pictures.

If anda think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If anda have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever anda hear thunder, anda think of Vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If anda are in Cinta with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If anda took the time to read all of these (and anda usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished anda could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, anda can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If anda are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If anda are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If anda have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up atau i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up atau i'll get james to kill anda

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely Cinta the Cullen Vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profil
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. anda can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True Cinta knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about lebih than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Cinta means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. angkasa heaters can be very annoying.
30. Cinta can make even the most miserable places paradise.

The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey sejak traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my hati, tengah-tengah fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to Cinta Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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It's Complicated Chapter One

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

New Story Twilight?N2P
It's Complicated
It's complicated, that's how Jacob would all ways start the story whenever I asked him why I was different. I looked nothing like the Black family, I didn't favor a single one of them. They all had dark hair and dark eyes while I was the complete opposite. White blonde hair and blue eyes. I could barley blend in, my hair and eyes gave away but skin was just as tan as it could be.
I knew the story Jake was going to tell me, I asked about this a lot. But mainly at bedtime.
Every night right before katil I would ask Jacob Black "why am I different?" and every...

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New Start, Chapter 3

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
__________________________________________________Bella’s POV

Math went sejak slowly probably because everyone was staring at me, just the thing I hated. After class mike met me sejak the door. What’s your seterusnya class? he asked still cheerful English I answered hoping he’d have a different class I really didn’t want a anjing, anak anjing kind of boy the first day. O he answered I history. After that we went in opposite directions heading to our classes. English went bye surprisingly fast all we did was watch...

taking chances chapter 22

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 22
My mother was laughing with my aunt alice, grandma esme, and aunt Rosalie. Uncle Emmett, and uncle jasper were watching tv (what a surprise).. my grandfather was talking to my father andSvetlana was just listening. Emily was talking with Sky. And I was talking with Ivan.
“- we’ll get married, alih to a huge house, and live happily ever after” he told me, planning our future. I laughed.
“no kids. No pets?” I asked him
“im not really a peminat of kids” he admitted, and I smacked him. and accidentally hit my broken arm.
“ouch”I berkata quietly.
“careful ness” Ivan told me
“seriously,...

taking chances chapter 17

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 17

“my mother couldn’t unleash the powers but I did” I berkata quietly not even a vampire could have heard me..
“ivan y did u guys have thefight?” I asked him calmly.
“I actually don’t know he started it, I was defending myself” Ivan answered.
“and that’s y I Cinta u u don’t get into fights so I don’t have to worry u getting killed atau anything, like this
“ I said.
“but the good this is that im okay” Ivan said. everyone went back to what they were doing.
“nessie y didn’t u tunjuk me that?” my father asked me I swallowed.
“because u really didn’t know who my...

taking chances chapter 15

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 15

“relax” Ivan told me. I looked at him confused I was late for school not for a party atau something.
“ur aunt alice and the rest of ur family is coming over to tell anda something” he toold me.
“oh, them ima get dressed and eat some breakfast” I tol him I got an outfir. Since it was sunny I wore a mini skirt and a t baju I went downstairs to make myself some breakfast but I went through the spells that my mother wrote down for me. Some of them were really good like trap someone in a room atau make someone agree with u for six hours, but then she wrote use these spells carefully...

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taking chances chapter 8

posted by karpach_14

"nessie" my mom berkata in shock. wow i couldnt believe i told my father to get out of my life.i was disappointed in myself.i was so sorry for everything but i couldnt say anything. i ran in the bedroom and slammed the door. i began crying then i heard my dad come in.
"dad im really sorry i didnt mean anything that i said, im just really tired of u pretending that im a little girls still" i told him. his eyes softened a little.
"nessie,... its my fault i didnt want to let go the baby u i just cant believe ur getting as old as me" he laughed at that thought.
"haha wow technically ur 18 and im 16 wow...

taking chances chapter 4

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 4
At the airport Carlisle came to pick us up this time. Aunt alice ran to Carlisle and came his a hug. Me Emmett and Rosalie were walking slowly just to get on alice’s nerves. Carlisle came up to me.
“how was ur vacation nessie?” carlisel aske me before I could answer alice answered first.
“she looked sick to me all the time, the only thing she did was sit in the house and do her work, Carlisle I think anda need to check her” alice said
“really?” Carlisle aske me
“grandpa Carlisle I feel fine” I lied, I got a huge headache, I felt dizzy and everything went black. Then the...

taking chances chapter 3

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 3
I sneaked out of my house without anyone noticing me, this is actually the first time I didn’t get caught . I got in my car and drove off to Eric’s house. I drove 10 minit and finally arrives there. Eric was standing (almost sleeping) sejak his porch. I got out of the car and went to him.
“geez renesmee couldn’t we talk in the morning?” he asked me
“call me nessie, and no we couldn’t talk in the morning its going to be too late, remember im leaving isle esme?” I asked him
“yeahhh” he lied
“sure… whatever. I don’t want to go there now and I think to too late to...

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Paramore Loses Two Members

posted by Hellohoudini

Paramore Loses Two Members
Posted Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:03pm PST sejak Mike Krumboltz in Stop The Presses!

Pop-punk group Paramore is losing two of its founding members. The band announced that guitarist Josh Farro and drummer, acid Zac Farro are leaving.

The announcement led to a lot of noise on the Web. Almost immediately, Web searches for "paramore breakup" and "paramore band splits" surged into breakout status.

The band telah diposkan a statement on its official site confirming that the perpecahan, berpecah had been in the works for some time.

"A couple of months ago, Josh and Zac let us know they would be leaving the band...

taking chances chapter 2

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 2
In the morning my aunt came in all happy and started dressing me
But I didn’t feel happy atau excited to go to school. My aunt dressed me up into a beautiful dress and high high heels
I arrived at school and everyone was looking at me. I hate d the attention. Eric walked up to me. I tried to ignore him, but he grabbed my hand and held me tight and closae to him.
“let go” I told him calmly.
“ I Cinta you” he said
“and I cant do anything about it now let go” I told him still calmly. He stopped and I had to stop too cuz he was holding my hand really tight. “renesmee” he said...

Vampires VS Serigala Jadian Chapter 2

posted by SarBear1579

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When I reached the pack that night all they guys were pinching and punching each other and chanting it was the first hari of the month.As soon as they saw me they all stopped and their attention was on me,serious now.
“Ok,guys we wer-” I stopped short. “Where is Lisa?”
“She's with Jay,she is recovering from last night's little brawl with Rick” John replied as he walked from out from the darkness of the trees.We where just out of town a few kilometers from the shack.Good thing Serigala Jadian are fast we will make it utama in time for jay to not get concerned.

We did a lot better tonight.John,and...

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Tango?

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
I can't believe the biggest jerk in school is my dance partenar. To make matters worse: it's tango! Tango is normally done sejak couples. I hate him and he hates me. It all started when he secrectly made a bet with his friend, that we would go out and be a couple, to prove he can go out with any girl. When I found out; I was livid, that I never knew spoke to him again. I thought he liked me; I was a fool for making that mistake.
It started in Gym. We all gathered for the announcement Mrs Kane made. "Now in gym, we will be doing something different. Each semester we wil be learning different...

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Twilight Saga Rocks Viral Marketing

posted by Hellohoudini

Ad Age: Twilight Saga Rocks Viral Marketing

By Twilight_News | 11 December 2010

According to their press release:
Every week, the Ad Age Viral Video Chart presents the bahagian, atas 10 paling banyak dipaparkan brand-driven video on the web with one major caveat: There are no movie atau video-game trailers included in the findings. Why? Well, it’s not really a fair fight. Put it this way: Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa — even with all his talent and outstanding physique — would barely have a chance.
Movie and video-game trailers are very different in the way they’re shared on the web. For one, both game and movie...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 3

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost on the end of the wood.Nothing.Bella's smell is Lost and so was her "friend's"smell as well.I was pissed of,hurt.I just want all this to stop.If I could turn back the time,I wouldn't leave her not for a second.Bella would be here,we would be married getting Lost in to each others eyes.I would give and do anything just to bring her back.I miss you,my love...

Bella's pov

I couldn't take my mind of Edward.I missed him so damn much!!!!!All fear's begin to hunt me,even thou I'm awake,but I which I wasn't.This all looked like one of those bad dreams,that never end.Oh God...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn]

posted by kiss93

hei guys,this is my first time I write this story,so I hope you'll like it:)

Edward's POV

Everything was going just like Alice predicted:Bella would wear beautiful white wedding dress with two blue hair-pin in her Chocolate brown hair and she would be breathtaking true all the ceremony.I was really exited and just couldn't wait to get married with the girl that I was waiting for almost an century!Bella was the One for me,I always knew that and even true all those things that we went true,I never doubt about that.She completed me I every single way and without her,I wouldn't exist anymore.

Bella's...

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Great prank, NOT!

posted by uniquezandy

Meet, Bella and Edward. They both Attend Forks high school, but have very different personalities. And another thing: they can't stand eachother. Nobody, knew why they hated eachother. In Forks, it's a small town and gossip can spread fast. When they were younger, they were the best of friends. They told eachother everything. But then... all that changed and they grew up. They started seeing new people and stopped seeing eachother. How sad. They did have the same Friends though. There was, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett. All of them knew, deep down that they should be together. So they descided...

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Servant Part 5

posted by uniquezandy

Bella:
What just happened? Did I tell my master I was in Cinta with him? Did I? If only I had lebih sleep. That night I remembered:love, pain and ending with Cinta again. I just didn't understand how a ball could bring out a lot of emotions. Today i am relieved, because it's Monday and that evil witch Tanya is getting fired. I am glad.
All of us assembled in the hall were Edward gave his speech. "Few of anda knew the incident that happened at the ball. And for that, Tanya like I said; anda are fired. Leave before midday atau I'll get the guards to escort anda out!" He informed. This was serious; but...

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Rumors for Breaking Dawn

posted by fayerox16

ok so here are a few rumors i heard over the course of the months after Eclipse came out,about Breaking Dawn.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially pasti that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the saat rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL Cinta for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe seterusnya time.

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Killer to the hati, tengah-tengah

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards pov
Where do I begin? The fact that killing is my job, and I send people to an early death? It never used to be like this though. If people did wrong; I stabbed them in the heart. What happened was; one day, the King and Queen in our village; needed a fearless protector; to keep evil away from them. Somehow it ended up to be me, when there were no Brave men to take up the challenge. So that is where I am today. It is my duty; to serve the King and Queen and be a humble protector.

It was another sunny day, a hari I thought; that I would get through without one muder. I felt happy. But...

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She has to be the one.

posted by KatiiCullen94

I've known who ive been becoming my whole life, and my whole life, ive been in Cinta with her. I think shes the one, my imprinted parnter, she has to be, everythigs there and waitting, shes perfect.
Bella, is my one. My soulmate, only time will secure her as mine forever. She not loves of me. BUt im not afraid atau hurt sejak that, because it will change because of the magic growing in me. There will be no denying it on her behalf once ive been throught the phase that waits unexpectedly. She holds my hands and calls her best friend, but the see the lebih in her eyes. Im sort of beautiful to her, but...