Siri-siri Twilight Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are anda talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are anda so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? anda keep me here and anda won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad anda are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... anda want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome Emo buddies. If your Emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an jam atau else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank anda my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did anda just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: anda mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If anda become a vampire anda will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never berkata that!

Me :: But anda implied it...

Heidi :: Do anda know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. anda just told everybody anda didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet anda $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet anda $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the seterusnya jam then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get anda to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did anda invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their e-mel adresses. Do anda want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An jam later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: hei guys. What's up? Cinta your new scars! Do I know you?

Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new Emo friend.

Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being Emo yesterday!

Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push anda all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want anda guys to die. I'm a Brave girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

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