Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are anda talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are anda so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? anda keep me here and anda won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad anda are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... anda want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome Emo buddies. If your Emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an jam atau else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank anda my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did anda just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: anda mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If anda become a vampire anda will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never berkata that!
Me :: But anda implied it...
Heidi :: Do anda know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. anda just told everybody anda didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet anda $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet anda $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the seterusnya jam then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get anda to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did anda invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their e-mel adresses. Do anda want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An jam later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: hei guys. What's up? Cinta your new scars! Do I know you?
Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new Emo friend.
Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being Emo yesterday!
Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push anda all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want anda guys to die. I'm a Brave girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are anda talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are anda so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? anda keep me here and anda won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad anda are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... anda want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome Emo buddies. If your Emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an jam atau else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank anda my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did anda just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: anda mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If anda become a vampire anda will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never berkata that!
Me :: But anda implied it...
Heidi :: Do anda know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. anda just told everybody anda didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet anda $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet anda $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the seterusnya jam then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get anda to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did anda invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their e-mel adresses. Do anda want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An jam later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: hei guys. What's up? Cinta your new scars! Do I know you?
Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new Emo friend.
Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being Emo yesterday!
Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push anda all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want anda guys to die. I'm a Brave girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
this is my opinion just to let anda know so I am going to speak out loud and tell anda what I think about Renesme and Jacob,i mean seriously Jacob marked Renesme as a baby so he can marry her I mean really he only did that cause he fell in Cinta with Bella and she married Edward so since he noticed Renesme was exactly like bella he fell in Cinta with her as a baby and that's why he marked her and that's why he married her that's what I think I watched the ending and all that with Jacob and Renesme and Belle and Edward on thye pantai with Renesme holding Jacobs hand cause they just married that was crazy that he married her anyways, that's my opinion thx for reading!!!!!!!
“Everybody likes to make fun of “Twilight” – adults, children, house pets – but the producers of the films threw a monkey wrench in the gears of the irony machine sejak stuffing the soundtrack to their latest effort full of awesome songs from ultra-cool indie bands. “Eclipse” is a who’s who of moody indie rock, featuring a lineup that would make Pitchfork’s brains explode: Beck, Bat For Lashes, Metric, Vampire Weekend, Muse, the Black Keys…the senarai goes on and on. Perhaps this all shouldn’t be surprising telah diberi that Muzik supervisor Alexandra Patsavas made a name for herself turning television’s “The O.C.” into an avenue for indie rock exposure, but it’s still a very pleasant surprise to see the Muzik from a “Twilight” film become the “Singles” soundtrack of the aughts.”