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1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if anda "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that anda Cinta him.
18....

yea i made the tajuk to be something a little less opinionated, and lebih open to other peoples opinon. so if anda agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! anda have got a serious problem, and anda are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged sejak a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded sejak danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her Cinta for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one lebih decision to make: life atau death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series sejak Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if anda haven't read New Moon and anda don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than Penulisan a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then anda know that I didn't set out to write a novel atau begin a career as an author. I was just Penulisan down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the Serigala Jadian don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

Here's Chapter 3 i hope anda like.
Embry's Pov
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