New Moon

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if anda "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that anda Cinta him.
18....

yea i made the tajuk to be something a little less opinionated, and lebih open to other peoples opinon. so if anda agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! anda have got a serious problem, and anda are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged sejak a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded sejak danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her Cinta for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one lebih decision to make: life atau death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series sejak Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the Serigala Jadian don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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sUrPrIsEs
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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of anda who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no Vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when...

If anda were to ask me what I Cinta about the Twilight saga,it would take me a week to tell anda what I Cinta about it.There are a lot of things to Cinta about it,but here are the bahagian, atas 5 things I Cinta about the Twilight Saga...

1)The Cinta story of Edward and Bella.It's not often that anda read about a vampire falling in Cinta with a human.Stephenie made us fall in Cinta with Vampires with the Twilight books,but lebih importantly she made us fall in Cinta with Edward and Bella as they fell in Cinta with each other.We became enraptured with their Cinta story and eagerly anticipated the continuing Cinta story...

Jasper's POV.

He came out with the blonde girls in his arms.
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The girl had bite marks on her neck , wrists, arms , legs....everywhere. Why didn't Alice see this coming? She was bruised and lied there in his arms lifelessly. Her face was the image of a perfect beauty, even among Vampires like us.Divine and complete. Edward placed her on a flat rock and cleared her face from the water he had got from the river.All that the poor girl could whisper was.... Emmett why??
The look on his face spoke volumes about his feelings.He...