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New Story - Chapter 5

posted by dinosteph

I LOVED Penulisan THIS ONE!!

I literally am standing in my kitchen, multitasking between making curried chicken and Penulisan haha.

I know it sounds very Breaking Dawn-ish, but don't worry. It's not that... (my trying not to spoil breaking dawn for anyone who hasn't read it)

“Bella?” I heard a muffled voice coming from downstairs. I slowly opened my eyes, not exactly ready to wake up yet and looked at the alarm clock. 6:45. Crap. I slept in.

“Shouldn't anda already be showered sejak now” I heard Charlie as he made his way up the stairs. “You better get a alih on atau your gonna be late” He said...

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New Story - Chapter 4

posted by dinosteph

For those of anda who are new, Here is chapter 1, 2 and 3.

Chapter 1 - link

Chapter 2 - link

Chapter 3 - link

Ending of Chapter 3

It wasn't raining as much in the woods, the trees protected me from the rain. I didn't realize how cold it had gotten until I noticed the angsa bumps tickle on my arms. I wrapped my arms around myself, still crying and kept walking until my legs and feet grew tired. I spotted a rock and wiped it off before I sat down. I hugged my knees close to my body.

“I can't say here. Where can I go? Renee is traveling with Phil. Would Charlie even let me leave? He wouldn't understand....

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Aura--Chapter 3--Goodbye's

posted by mikaela_isabela

fourth chapter...very sad...=[ enjoy

4. Goodbye’s

Ms. Cope and Alice were gone a very long time. Some part of me berkata to worry, but that part was being overshadowed sejak the part that told me Alice could take care of them both. I was having a good time sitting and talking with Leah. She wasn’t as mean as I thought. She was actually pretty…cool. When Alice and Ms. Cope finally did come back to the classroom, (Ms. Cope smelling strongly of vomit), they saw us sitting on the floor laughing at the story Leah just told me, about Jacob thinking about me naked when talking to Sam, and Sam finally...

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Feelings (Sequel to "Football" Don't read unless you've read Football)

posted by CullenCult

**This is the continuation of "Football" but this one is in Jasper's POV** I know its short, I'm sorry **When you're Membaca and anda see something like this: ~anger~ then that means Jasper is getting Anger vibes**

Edward and Emmett just got back from the purgatory they call high school. I gently nudged Alice's legs off my lap and got up to go meet them at the door. They barely got in the house good before their moods hit me.
~guilt~; Edward
~annoyance..humor..~; Emmett.
Whats going on? I asked Edward.
"Just prepare yourself." he said. I immediately suspected danger.
"Just towards me." he...

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Emmett and Rosalie ch.2 Alice, Jasper, and gulp Edward

posted by twerdx24x1

There was a light tapping on the front door.....

Carlisle was already at the door waiting for them to come in. Emmett and I were in the living room and Esme was in her office upstairs, and Edward had gone hunting. Carlisle opens the door in 8 tenths of a second. I got up because there was a new smell, something like lilacs, and another lebih chesnut flavor. I went to the door and i saw this short girl who looked to be at least 17 and a male who looked to be like 19, they were there at the door with huge smiles on their faces, but their eyes were not emas like ours, they were a deep burgundy.
They...

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Which One?-Chapter:10

posted by team_edward_

PART 1 Bella POV

I whispered"I Cinta anda too"In his ear."I think we should get going Bella.Are anda ready?"This took me a minit to answer.Who`s ever ready to tell their father that they are divorcing their best Friends son?"As ready as i`ll ever be.Bye Jake."I kissed Jacob on the cheek and I left leaning on Edward for suport.

On the way to Charlie`s I kept my eyes closed and didn`t talk."We`re here."I opened my eyes to see Edward geting out and opening my door."Come on."I got up not sure if I could still walk."I`m not sure if I can tell him.He was so happy and Jakes his best Friends son."Edward...

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api, kebakaran And Ice:Chapter 2-The Premonition

posted by nataliaryanfan

As soon as Edward heard this, he rushed to Jasper’s side and helped him up. On Jasper’s other side was Emmett, who was now helping his brother up too. A tear rolled down Alice’s cheek. I never knew Vampires atau Supernatural creatures could cry. This meant that something was really wrong. I put my arm around Alice.
“Get Jasper upstairs as fast as anda can,” Carlisle said.
Emmett and Edward nodded and rushed Jasper upstairs to Edward’s room. Alice pulled my arm away and started heading toward the stairs. Carlisle stopped her.
“You four stay here,” he said. I knew he was referring...

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People: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

posted by Raechelll

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally premiered their vampire Cinta epic, 'Twilight' in LONDON

Ouch! And ouch again!

Method acting? Vampire-playing Robert Pattinson admits he sometimes slips into character when he's out with the ladies.

"I've been known for a little nibble," he told reporters at the London premiere of his film Twilight.

Mr. Pattinson's co-star, meanwhile, shared one of his less-successful efforts to impress the opposite sex. "He tried to pick me up ... and he pulled his groin," berkata Kristen Stewart, 18. "It was hilarious! He was hurt, but he was laughing."

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Sunbreak 4. Realization. Nessie.

posted by mrsblack_1089

This is sort of a short one...

"Hey, Renesmee, wait up!"
I didn't have to turn to know the voice. It was Mrs. Malagwa, my art teacher, the only person at Brenton who insisted on calling me 'Renesmee.'
I turned and smiled at her. "Is there a problem, Mrs. Malagwa?"
"No, no problem." she panted, out of breath, though she'd only jogged a few steps. I waited for her to continue. "The Valentine's hari Dance is coming up," she said. "And anda have such artistic ability. We need lebih members on the Decorating Comittee." she held up a sheet that was half filled with signatures.
Ah, the dance. I was...

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Nikki Reed: They Put Me in 12-inch Stilettos

posted by Zeisha

Twilight co-stars and BFFs Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart stick close together at the their saat stop on the Twilight Hot Topic Tour in Garden State Plaza on Friday in Paramus, New Jersey.

Nikki, 20, recently told InStyle magazine about how she likes to be comfortable: “I feel comfortable in this [her clothes] because it’s loose-fitting, and I get to sit down in a chair! They put me in 12-inch stilettos [in the movie] because I am supposed to be taller than my sister… It was the running joke that we might not be able to shoot because I might not be able to walk. I was like, ‘Can anda just have us sitting and put me on a pillow?’”

The Twilight soundtrack is currently in the #1 spot on Billboard.com and iTunes! The film opens in theaters seterusnya week.

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Twilightpotter - Chapter 2

posted by funnyshawna

chapter two;;;here it is:)

Chapter 2—Platform 9 ¾…?

    Edward sat at a meja, jadual in the Leaky Cauldron with Ron, Hermione, and Harry Potter.
    They all seemed extremely happy about something.
    “So,” he berkata conversationally. “Why are anda all so cheerful?”
    “We just defeated the darkest wizard ever, Lord Voldemort.” berkata harry.
    Racist, thought Edward. But he said, “Oh, ok. Was he bad?”D
    “Uh, YEAH,” berkata Ron, rolling his eyes. “He’s tried...

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Twilight peminat Sites

posted by cherry6chick

Hey! Do anda guys know a good twilight peminat site? Help us all out and tell us... so we can go on!
Heres the cool site I found: www.freewebs.com/twilighttrailer
I think that anda all know of stephenie's website..... stepheniemeyer.com

Oh! Also- If anyones knows of a good site to see interviews atau lebih trailer... Tell Me!

Speaking of stephenie's website... did any of anda see the "quote of the day" thing she's doing!? I Cinta that idea! what do anda guys think? I like the idea.. and I just cant wait to read Breaking Dawn! The movie should be good too :)

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Twilight VS. Harry Potter War

posted by Laurl23

Twilight

Its Full On War People!!!!!! Are anda ready to fight? Stand up for what anda believe in? Will people turn backs on anda and shun anda down for what anda believe in? Well here it is I am Laurl23 and I am starting a full on Harry Potter VS. Twilight on Fanpop War. anda may hate me for it anda my Cinta me atau like me for but the truth is all I want to see is are anda truly a Harry Potter peminat atau are anda a huge Twilight Fan. anda can’t like both, anda might say anda do, but deep inside your only in Cinta with one of these amazing series. This war will include: Actors and Pelakon wanita Wars from each movie, The...

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Maximum Twilight, the story of Fang and Jacob.

posted by funnyshawna

So...this is for Twilight and Maximum Ride fans. and it is a little weird. anda see, me and my friend decided we were actually going to use good writing, but then we decided the story needed lebih spice and so then it started getting interesting. okay, here it is.

FANG AND JACOB.
BY: FAST FARMS (aka, Flora and Shawna Teams)

Fang was wondering around in the cold dark forest. Just twenty minit ago, Max had dramatically ran away from him, after he had kissed her. Stupid Max. Stupid, dramatic Max. Couldn't she see that they were meant to be?? He sighed, walking deeper into the woods.
Suddenly he...

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New Moon Fantrailer #1

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Twilight - Silly Vid (Edward & Bella)

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The Eclipse Cast in Vancouver

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Into the Shadow-chapter 7

posted by twilight_james

Chapter 7

I was hunting with Jane again one night, but she ran off quicker than usual. I went to follow her but she called out “Edward, please don’t follow me. Get away from here. Now. Go. Please”
I was mystified sejak her words. What did I have to run from? There wasn’t anyone who was displeased with me at the moment. Well, maybe Carlisle. But he would never hurt me. Or…….or what if it was something else, something I had never thought of. What if……what if she had found a mate?
The realization hit me hard. I stumbled back, my breath knocked out of me. Of course, we’d both knew that...

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Apology(Moonlight fans!)

posted by Rob_patt_fan

Hey...

I'm soooo very sorry that I didn't get a chance to write. School's keeping me busy every minit so I can't come to Fanpop often. I'll write for ya all tomorrow... And again..I'm so very sorry for not writing...I was thinking of some ideas to continue my story but I was scared to continue cuz I didn't know if they were good cuz my mind was busy with homework and the things anda know!!! So... I didn't continue it till now, which I have a great idea for continuing...So... tune in tomorrow to read it. K?

Cinta U ALL

Rob_Patt_fan!