Final Fantasi 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that, its against the rules
Tifa: What
Enemy: Go (Shoots rockets)
Barret: What does he mean by- Oh my GOD!!! (Rockets hit team)
(Later)
(Cloud and Tifa drag Barrets body)
(More enemies appear)
Tifa: Quick, while their attacking, lets-
Cloud: Tifa, I already told you, its there turn
Tifa: FUCK THEIR TURN (Runs and punches enemies)
Enemy: Ouch. What the hell. We were doing nothing but playing fair, but anda are just a cheating jerk. Were going (Enemies walk off)
Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein - Blaskowitz: Hello sir
General: Oh, hello Blaskowitz. I'd like to introduce anda to Agent One
Agent One: Greetings, I'm Agent One, and I will be your partner until we get kidnapped sejak Nazis and I will for some reason disappear without any trace, unless were in multiplayer. Now, our job is to go and see what the Nazi's are up to in Egypt. No doubt, they are doing something.... Mean..... Anyway, anda will have to fight your way past Nazis, Zombies, Ghosts, Experiments, and a bunch of other fucked up stuff. So, anda in.......... Agent Blaskowitz....
Blaskowitz: (In plane) Oh no no no no no no no no (Flies off)
Left 4 Dead - Bill: Okay everyone, now if we are going to survive we will need to stick together. We can't let anything-
Louis: Hey, look, a cabin. Lets go check it out (Louis, Francis, and Zoey walk off)
Bill: Where the hell are anda idiots going
(Later)
Bill: Everyone, be very quiet. There is a Witch. I repeat, be very quiet
Francis: ..... (Bird tweets) I hate birds (Shoots bird and startles Witch)
Bill: Motherfu- (Bill gets attacked sejak Witch)
(Later)
Bill: Okay, so, the only way to out is sejak running to that truck over there. I will go and get some health packs incase. anda guys go on ahead (Runs off) (Louis, Francis, and Zoey get in truck)
Zoey: That was so noble of Bill, sacrificing himself to save us (Truck drives off)
Bill: (Walks back with health pack) (Sees truck leave) Hey, where are anda going. Get back here, anda assholes (Gets attacked sejak infected)
The Suffering - Guard: Okay, inmate, now anda stay here in this cell, and don't think you'll get out in some way. Like, the island gets attacked sejak a bunch of abominations from hell... Yeah, that ain't happening, now sit in there and just... Do whatever... (Walks off) (Power goes out)
Slayer: (Goes into prisoners cell)
Prisoner: What... Tonya. Is that you. anda already took everything in the divorce, what else do anda want. Oh wait, she's dead. Then who the hell are you
Slayer: (Screeches)
Prisoner: Rebecca Black. Is that anda (Slayer cuts man in half)
(Slayer cuts open cell bars)
Torque: Wow, I could have just left this whole time (Walks out of cell)
Guard: (Points gun at Torque) Hold it right there
Torque: atau what, you'll shoot me. Go ahead
Guard: Well maybe I will...... But.... I don't want to.... So ha-ooly SHIT (Slayer falls in front of him and starts slicing him in half)
Torque: Okay, I see your busy. I'll just go (Walks out as guard get attacked sejak Slayer)
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Cab driver: (Stops at stop sign)
Niko: (Throws cab driver out of taxi) (Steals taxi and drives off)
(Niko parks car) ha, and those cops thought they'd catch me (Laughs) (Back kerusi, tempat duduk car door opens and closes) (Niko sees old lady in the back) Uh... Can I help you
Old Lady: Oh, could anda take me to airport
Niko: Lady, I'm not a cab driver
Old Lady: Oh fiddle sticks. Your driving a taxi, aren't you
Niko: Do I look like a cab driver to you
Old Lady: (Adjusts glasses) Do anda really want me to answer your question
Niko: (Pulls out gun and points it at old lady) Listen, get the fuck out of this car before I- (Old Lady hits Niko with cane as he runs low on health)
Resident Evil - Okay, Chris, we should perpecahan, berpecah up
Chris: Is that a good idea. I mean, a whole lot of guys just died.
Jill: Oh quit being a scardy cat
Chris: I am not
Jill: Then stop complaining and go check out this house
Chris: Fine
Jill: (Walks into dining room) (Sees Berry drinking blood)
Jill: Berry, what are anda doing drinking blood
Berry: Blood? I thought this was Kool-Aid...... Eh (Drinks blood)
Jill: Okay, well, I'll go check this room over here (Walks into other room) (Sees zombie) Um, are anda tying your shoes or... something
Zombie: (Eats person's face)
Jill: Oh god, I'm going to be sick
Zombie: (Turns around and walks towards Jill)
Jill: Fuck that (Runs out of room)
Kirby's Mass Attack - (Waddle Dee gets attacked sejak ten Kirby's)
Waddle Dee: OH MY GOD, WHAT THe FUUUUUU-
Luigi's Mansion - Luigi: Oh, look at this place. It has no power, atau heating, atau running water, it is old, worn out, and it had that red tape saying HAZARD on the front. I Cinta this place. Nothing could go wrong
Ghost: Surprise motherfucker
Luigi: Ahh...... Oh no...... I think I pissed myself
Ghost: Oh god, man. That's freaking gross
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that, its against the rules
Tifa: What
Enemy: Go (Shoots rockets)
Barret: What does he mean by- Oh my GOD!!! (Rockets hit team)
(Later)
(Cloud and Tifa drag Barrets body)
(More enemies appear)
Tifa: Quick, while their attacking, lets-
Cloud: Tifa, I already told you, its there turn
Tifa: FUCK THEIR TURN (Runs and punches enemies)
Enemy: Ouch. What the hell. We were doing nothing but playing fair, but anda are just a cheating jerk. Were going (Enemies walk off)
Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein - Blaskowitz: Hello sir
General: Oh, hello Blaskowitz. I'd like to introduce anda to Agent One
Agent One: Greetings, I'm Agent One, and I will be your partner until we get kidnapped sejak Nazis and I will for some reason disappear without any trace, unless were in multiplayer. Now, our job is to go and see what the Nazi's are up to in Egypt. No doubt, they are doing something.... Mean..... Anyway, anda will have to fight your way past Nazis, Zombies, Ghosts, Experiments, and a bunch of other fucked up stuff. So, anda in.......... Agent Blaskowitz....
Blaskowitz: (In plane) Oh no no no no no no no no (Flies off)
Left 4 Dead - Bill: Okay everyone, now if we are going to survive we will need to stick together. We can't let anything-
Louis: Hey, look, a cabin. Lets go check it out (Louis, Francis, and Zoey walk off)
Bill: Where the hell are anda idiots going
(Later)
Bill: Everyone, be very quiet. There is a Witch. I repeat, be very quiet
Francis: ..... (Bird tweets) I hate birds (Shoots bird and startles Witch)
Bill: Motherfu- (Bill gets attacked sejak Witch)
(Later)
Bill: Okay, so, the only way to out is sejak running to that truck over there. I will go and get some health packs incase. anda guys go on ahead (Runs off) (Louis, Francis, and Zoey get in truck)
Zoey: That was so noble of Bill, sacrificing himself to save us (Truck drives off)
Bill: (Walks back with health pack) (Sees truck leave) Hey, where are anda going. Get back here, anda assholes (Gets attacked sejak infected)
The Suffering - Guard: Okay, inmate, now anda stay here in this cell, and don't think you'll get out in some way. Like, the island gets attacked sejak a bunch of abominations from hell... Yeah, that ain't happening, now sit in there and just... Do whatever... (Walks off) (Power goes out)
Slayer: (Goes into prisoners cell)
Prisoner: What... Tonya. Is that you. anda already took everything in the divorce, what else do anda want. Oh wait, she's dead. Then who the hell are you
Slayer: (Screeches)
Prisoner: Rebecca Black. Is that anda (Slayer cuts man in half)
(Slayer cuts open cell bars)
Torque: Wow, I could have just left this whole time (Walks out of cell)
Guard: (Points gun at Torque) Hold it right there
Torque: atau what, you'll shoot me. Go ahead
Guard: Well maybe I will...... But.... I don't want to.... So ha-ooly SHIT (Slayer falls in front of him and starts slicing him in half)
Torque: Okay, I see your busy. I'll just go (Walks out as guard get attacked sejak Slayer)
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Cab driver: (Stops at stop sign)
Niko: (Throws cab driver out of taxi) (Steals taxi and drives off)
(Niko parks car) ha, and those cops thought they'd catch me (Laughs) (Back kerusi, tempat duduk car door opens and closes) (Niko sees old lady in the back) Uh... Can I help you
Old Lady: Oh, could anda take me to airport
Niko: Lady, I'm not a cab driver
Old Lady: Oh fiddle sticks. Your driving a taxi, aren't you
Niko: Do I look like a cab driver to you
Old Lady: (Adjusts glasses) Do anda really want me to answer your question
Niko: (Pulls out gun and points it at old lady) Listen, get the fuck out of this car before I- (Old Lady hits Niko with cane as he runs low on health)
Resident Evil - Okay, Chris, we should perpecahan, berpecah up
Chris: Is that a good idea. I mean, a whole lot of guys just died.
Jill: Oh quit being a scardy cat
Chris: I am not
Jill: Then stop complaining and go check out this house
Chris: Fine
Jill: (Walks into dining room) (Sees Berry drinking blood)
Jill: Berry, what are anda doing drinking blood
Berry: Blood? I thought this was Kool-Aid...... Eh (Drinks blood)
Jill: Okay, well, I'll go check this room over here (Walks into other room) (Sees zombie) Um, are anda tying your shoes or... something
Zombie: (Eats person's face)
Jill: Oh god, I'm going to be sick
Zombie: (Turns around and walks towards Jill)
Jill: Fuck that (Runs out of room)
Kirby's Mass Attack - (Waddle Dee gets attacked sejak ten Kirby's)
Waddle Dee: OH MY GOD, WHAT THe FUUUUUU-
Luigi's Mansion - Luigi: Oh, look at this place. It has no power, atau heating, atau running water, it is old, worn out, and it had that red tape saying HAZARD on the front. I Cinta this place. Nothing could go wrong
Ghost: Surprise motherfucker
Luigi: Ahh...... Oh no...... I think I pissed myself
Ghost: Oh god, man. That's freaking gross
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Two of the most well known horror writers ever, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, have created some of the most twisted and most macabre horror stories that we all know and Cinta like Call of Cthulhu, The Black Cat, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The Tell-Tale Heart, Mountains of Madness, and the Fall of the House of Usher. They both have made very influential work, yet what makes them so interesting is how different they are. So, what is it about these two that make them so different. Well, that’s what I wish to talk about with anda today.
We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
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We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
Well, here comes a game even I wasn’t expecting to talk about till I played it. When I was surfing through the indie titles of the Nintendo Switch when I had little to no games for it, one game that caught my attention was The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa. I remember hearing there was a sort of River City Ransom esque game and I thought it was this. The trailers made it look that way. Little did I know that I was completely wrong. And despite that, I couldn’t be happier with what I had played.
The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
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The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
So yes, I have had the name for five years. I have always talked about Wind Waker and it being my kegemaran game ever. And I have talked about it endlessly and why I loved it so much. And even with all the games I have ever played, with all of the games I have experienced and loved, they still never compare. I am aware that they are all better games, technically. Dark Souls has better combat, Resident Evil 4 has lebih polish, and Metal Gear Solid 3 has a better story. But Wind Waker is different, cause it was the game that came at the right time.
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker follows Link...
When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was lebih of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The tunjuk was popular enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this senarai is Spongebob Squarepants:...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The bulatan slides in from the right, followed sejak Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present
Men: *Racing hot rods*
Six Shooters 2
Men: *Racing in other hot rods*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen loceng as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Also Starring
Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Mark...
