Final Fantasi 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that, its against the rules
Tifa: What
Enemy: Go (Shoots rockets)
Barret: What does he mean by- Oh my GOD!!! (Rockets hit team)
(Later)
(Cloud and Tifa drag Barrets body)
(More enemies appear)
Tifa: Quick, while their attacking, lets-
Cloud: Tifa, I already told you, its there turn
Tifa: FUCK THEIR TURN (Runs and punches enemies)
Enemy: Ouch. What the hell. We were doing nothing but playing fair, but anda are just a cheating jerk. Were going (Enemies walk off)
Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein - Blaskowitz: Hello sir
General: Oh, hello Blaskowitz. I'd like to introduce anda to Agent One
Agent One: Greetings, I'm Agent One, and I will be your partner until we get kidnapped sejak Nazis and I will for some reason disappear without any trace, unless were in multiplayer. Now, our job is to go and see what the Nazi's are up to in Egypt. No doubt, they are doing something.... Mean..... Anyway, anda will have to fight your way past Nazis, Zombies, Ghosts, Experiments, and a bunch of other fucked up stuff. So, anda in.......... Agent Blaskowitz....
Blaskowitz: (In plane) Oh no no no no no no no no (Flies off)
Left 4 Dead - Bill: Okay everyone, now if we are going to survive we will need to stick together. We can't let anything-
Louis: Hey, look, a cabin. Lets go check it out (Louis, Francis, and Zoey walk off)
Bill: Where the hell are anda idiots going
(Later)
Bill: Everyone, be very quiet. There is a Witch. I repeat, be very quiet
Francis: ..... (Bird tweets) I hate birds (Shoots bird and startles Witch)
Bill: Motherfu- (Bill gets attacked sejak Witch)
(Later)
Bill: Okay, so, the only way to out is sejak running to that truck over there. I will go and get some health packs incase. anda guys go on ahead (Runs off) (Louis, Francis, and Zoey get in truck)
Zoey: That was so noble of Bill, sacrificing himself to save us (Truck drives off)
Bill: (Walks back with health pack) (Sees truck leave) Hey, where are anda going. Get back here, anda assholes (Gets attacked sejak infected)
The Suffering - Guard: Okay, inmate, now anda stay here in this cell, and don't think you'll get out in some way. Like, the island gets attacked sejak a bunch of abominations from hell... Yeah, that ain't happening, now sit in there and just... Do whatever... (Walks off) (Power goes out)
Slayer: (Goes into prisoners cell)
Prisoner: What... Tonya. Is that you. anda already took everything in the divorce, what else do anda want. Oh wait, she's dead. Then who the hell are you
Slayer: (Screeches)
Prisoner: Rebecca Black. Is that anda (Slayer cuts man in half)
(Slayer cuts open cell bars)
Torque: Wow, I could have just left this whole time (Walks out of cell)
Guard: (Points gun at Torque) Hold it right there
Torque: atau what, you'll shoot me. Go ahead
Guard: Well maybe I will...... But.... I don't want to.... So ha-ooly SHIT (Slayer falls in front of him and starts slicing him in half)
Torque: Okay, I see your busy. I'll just go (Walks out as guard get attacked sejak Slayer)
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Cab driver: (Stops at stop sign)
Niko: (Throws cab driver out of taxi) (Steals taxi and drives off)
(Niko parks car) ha, and those cops thought they'd catch me (Laughs) (Back kerusi, tempat duduk car door opens and closes) (Niko sees old lady in the back) Uh... Can I help you
Old Lady: Oh, could anda take me to airport
Niko: Lady, I'm not a cab driver
Old Lady: Oh fiddle sticks. Your driving a taxi, aren't you
Niko: Do I look like a cab driver to you
Old Lady: (Adjusts glasses) Do anda really want me to answer your question
Niko: (Pulls out gun and points it at old lady) Listen, get the fuck out of this car before I- (Old Lady hits Niko with cane as he runs low on health)
Resident Evil - Okay, Chris, we should perpecahan, berpecah up
Chris: Is that a good idea. I mean, a whole lot of guys just died.
Jill: Oh quit being a scardy cat
Chris: I am not
Jill: Then stop complaining and go check out this house
Chris: Fine
Jill: (Walks into dining room) (Sees Berry drinking blood)
Jill: Berry, what are anda doing drinking blood
Berry: Blood? I thought this was Kool-Aid...... Eh (Drinks blood)
Jill: Okay, well, I'll go check this room over here (Walks into other room) (Sees zombie) Um, are anda tying your shoes or... something
Zombie: (Eats person's face)
Jill: Oh god, I'm going to be sick
Zombie: (Turns around and walks towards Jill)
Jill: Fuck that (Runs out of room)
Kirby's Mass Attack - (Waddle Dee gets attacked sejak ten Kirby's)
Waddle Dee: OH MY GOD, WHAT THe FUUUUUU-
Luigi's Mansion - Luigi: Oh, look at this place. It has no power, atau heating, atau running water, it is old, worn out, and it had that red tape saying HAZARD on the front. I Cinta this place. Nothing could go wrong
Ghost: Surprise motherfucker
Luigi: Ahh...... Oh no...... I think I pissed myself
Ghost: Oh god, man. That's freaking gross
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that, its against the rules
Tifa: What
Enemy: Go (Shoots rockets)
Barret: What does he mean by- Oh my GOD!!! (Rockets hit team)
(Later)
(Cloud and Tifa drag Barrets body)
(More enemies appear)
Tifa: Quick, while their attacking, lets-
Cloud: Tifa, I already told you, its there turn
Tifa: FUCK THEIR TURN (Runs and punches enemies)
Enemy: Ouch. What the hell. We were doing nothing but playing fair, but anda are just a cheating jerk. Were going (Enemies walk off)
Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein - Blaskowitz: Hello sir
General: Oh, hello Blaskowitz. I'd like to introduce anda to Agent One
Agent One: Greetings, I'm Agent One, and I will be your partner until we get kidnapped sejak Nazis and I will for some reason disappear without any trace, unless were in multiplayer. Now, our job is to go and see what the Nazi's are up to in Egypt. No doubt, they are doing something.... Mean..... Anyway, anda will have to fight your way past Nazis, Zombies, Ghosts, Experiments, and a bunch of other fucked up stuff. So, anda in.......... Agent Blaskowitz....
Blaskowitz: (In plane) Oh no no no no no no no no (Flies off)
Left 4 Dead - Bill: Okay everyone, now if we are going to survive we will need to stick together. We can't let anything-
Louis: Hey, look, a cabin. Lets go check it out (Louis, Francis, and Zoey walk off)
Bill: Where the hell are anda idiots going
(Later)
Bill: Everyone, be very quiet. There is a Witch. I repeat, be very quiet
Francis: ..... (Bird tweets) I hate birds (Shoots bird and startles Witch)
Bill: Motherfu- (Bill gets attacked sejak Witch)
(Later)
Bill: Okay, so, the only way to out is sejak running to that truck over there. I will go and get some health packs incase. anda guys go on ahead (Runs off) (Louis, Francis, and Zoey get in truck)
Zoey: That was so noble of Bill, sacrificing himself to save us (Truck drives off)
Bill: (Walks back with health pack) (Sees truck leave) Hey, where are anda going. Get back here, anda assholes (Gets attacked sejak infected)
The Suffering - Guard: Okay, inmate, now anda stay here in this cell, and don't think you'll get out in some way. Like, the island gets attacked sejak a bunch of abominations from hell... Yeah, that ain't happening, now sit in there and just... Do whatever... (Walks off) (Power goes out)
Slayer: (Goes into prisoners cell)
Prisoner: What... Tonya. Is that you. anda already took everything in the divorce, what else do anda want. Oh wait, she's dead. Then who the hell are you
Slayer: (Screeches)
Prisoner: Rebecca Black. Is that anda (Slayer cuts man in half)
(Slayer cuts open cell bars)
Torque: Wow, I could have just left this whole time (Walks out of cell)
Guard: (Points gun at Torque) Hold it right there
Torque: atau what, you'll shoot me. Go ahead
Guard: Well maybe I will...... But.... I don't want to.... So ha-ooly SHIT (Slayer falls in front of him and starts slicing him in half)
Torque: Okay, I see your busy. I'll just go (Walks out as guard get attacked sejak Slayer)
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Cab driver: (Stops at stop sign)
Niko: (Throws cab driver out of taxi) (Steals taxi and drives off)
(Niko parks car) ha, and those cops thought they'd catch me (Laughs) (Back kerusi, tempat duduk car door opens and closes) (Niko sees old lady in the back) Uh... Can I help you
Old Lady: Oh, could anda take me to airport
Niko: Lady, I'm not a cab driver
Old Lady: Oh fiddle sticks. Your driving a taxi, aren't you
Niko: Do I look like a cab driver to you
Old Lady: (Adjusts glasses) Do anda really want me to answer your question
Niko: (Pulls out gun and points it at old lady) Listen, get the fuck out of this car before I- (Old Lady hits Niko with cane as he runs low on health)
Resident Evil - Okay, Chris, we should perpecahan, berpecah up
Chris: Is that a good idea. I mean, a whole lot of guys just died.
Jill: Oh quit being a scardy cat
Chris: I am not
Jill: Then stop complaining and go check out this house
Chris: Fine
Jill: (Walks into dining room) (Sees Berry drinking blood)
Jill: Berry, what are anda doing drinking blood
Berry: Blood? I thought this was Kool-Aid...... Eh (Drinks blood)
Jill: Okay, well, I'll go check this room over here (Walks into other room) (Sees zombie) Um, are anda tying your shoes or... something
Zombie: (Eats person's face)
Jill: Oh god, I'm going to be sick
Zombie: (Turns around and walks towards Jill)
Jill: Fuck that (Runs out of room)
Kirby's Mass Attack - (Waddle Dee gets attacked sejak ten Kirby's)
Waddle Dee: OH MY GOD, WHAT THe FUUUUUU-
Luigi's Mansion - Luigi: Oh, look at this place. It has no power, atau heating, atau running water, it is old, worn out, and it had that red tape saying HAZARD on the front. I Cinta this place. Nothing could go wrong
Ghost: Surprise motherfucker
Luigi: Ahh...... Oh no...... I think I pissed myself
Ghost: Oh god, man. That's freaking gross
So let’s just get this out of the way while there is still time. I Cinta the Persona franchise. I was planning on doing a big project with it, but now isn’t the right time, so… later. But for now, let’s talk about the first of a few Persona games that will be appearing on the list. And what better game to talk about than one that mashes both of my loves into one. Persona and Fighting games. It’s Persona 4 Arena Ultimax baby!
The story is a follow up to Arena, the first one, which I have not played (oops). It involves an event known as the P1 Climax, a fighting tournament that...
Back when I was just a wee lad that had first stepped into the world of fighting games and thought Melee was the greatest fighting game in the world, the word Soul Calibur got thrown around quite a bit. I was told it was something unique to itself, allowing weapons. And then I was reminded of Mortal Kombat: Deception, but Soul Calibur is better known for weapon fighting. So the chance I got to play Soul Calibur V, I hated it. I hated the story, the characters, and the lack of major features, and decided to let this game die. But after some time, and realizing that Soul Calibur III was...
So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 atau Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.
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So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I Cinta Undertale. Let’s talk about why I Cinta Undertale so much.
Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
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Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either jalan Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, jalan Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was lebih refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. atau a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Halloween season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I Cinta The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.
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