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Final Fantasi 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that, its against the rules
Tifa: What
Enemy: Go (Shoots rockets)
Barret: What does he mean by- Oh my GOD!!! (Rockets hit team)
(Later)
(Cloud and Tifa drag Barrets body)
(More enemies appear)
Tifa: Quick, while their attacking, lets-
Cloud: Tifa, I already told you, its there turn
Tifa: FUCK THEIR TURN (Runs and punches enemies)
Enemy: Ouch. What the hell. We were doing nothing but playing fair, but anda are just a cheating jerk. Were going (Enemies walk off)

Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein - Blaskowitz: Hello sir
General: Oh, hello Blaskowitz. I'd like to introduce anda to Agent One
Agent One: Greetings, I'm Agent One, and I will be your partner until we get kidnapped sejak Nazis and I will for some reason disappear without any trace, unless were in multiplayer. Now, our job is to go and see what the Nazi's are up to in Egypt. No doubt, they are doing something.... Mean..... Anyway, anda will have to fight your way past Nazis, Zombies, Ghosts, Experiments, and a bunch of other fucked up stuff. So, anda in.......... Agent Blaskowitz....
Blaskowitz: (In plane) Oh no no no no no no no no (Flies off)

Left 4 Dead - Bill: Okay everyone, now if we are going to survive we will need to stick together. We can't let anything-
Louis: Hey, look, a cabin. Lets go check it out (Louis, Francis, and Zoey walk off)
Bill: Where the hell are anda idiots going
(Later)
Bill: Everyone, be very quiet. There is a Witch. I repeat, be very quiet
Francis: ..... (Bird tweets) I hate birds (Shoots bird and startles Witch)
Bill: Motherfu- (Bill gets attacked sejak Witch)
(Later)
Bill: Okay, so, the only way to out is sejak running to that truck over there. I will go and get some health packs incase. anda guys go on ahead (Runs off) (Louis, Francis, and Zoey get in truck)
Zoey: That was so noble of Bill, sacrificing himself to save us (Truck drives off)
Bill: (Walks back with health pack) (Sees truck leave) Hey, where are anda going. Get back here, anda assholes (Gets attacked sejak infected)

The Suffering - Guard: Okay, inmate, now anda stay here in this cell, and don't think you'll get out in some way. Like, the island gets attacked sejak a bunch of abominations from hell... Yeah, that ain't happening, now sit in there and just... Do whatever... (Walks off) (Power goes out)
Slayer: (Goes into prisoners cell)
Prisoner: What... Tonya. Is that you. anda already took everything in the divorce, what else do anda want. Oh wait, she's dead. Then who the hell are you
Slayer: (Screeches)
Prisoner: Rebecca Black. Is that anda (Slayer cuts man in half)
(Slayer cuts open cell bars)
Torque: Wow, I could have just left this whole time (Walks out of cell)
Guard: (Points gun at Torque) Hold it right there
Torque: atau what, you'll shoot me. Go ahead
Guard: Well maybe I will...... But.... I don't want to.... So ha-ooly SHIT (Slayer falls in front of him and starts slicing him in half)
Torque: Okay, I see your busy. I'll just go (Walks out as guard get attacked sejak Slayer)

Grand Theft Auto 4 - Cab driver: (Stops at stop sign)
Niko: (Throws cab driver out of taxi) (Steals taxi and drives off)
(Niko parks car) ha, and those cops thought they'd catch me (Laughs) (Back kerusi, tempat duduk car door opens and closes) (Niko sees old lady in the back) Uh... Can I help you
Old Lady: Oh, could anda take me to airport
Niko: Lady, I'm not a cab driver
Old Lady: Oh fiddle sticks. Your driving a taxi, aren't you
Niko: Do I look like a cab driver to you
Old Lady: (Adjusts glasses) Do anda really want me to answer your question
Niko: (Pulls out gun and points it at old lady) Listen, get the fuck out of this car before I- (Old Lady hits Niko with cane as he runs low on health)

Resident Evil - Okay, Chris, we should perpecahan, berpecah up
Chris: Is that a good idea. I mean, a whole lot of guys just died.
Jill: Oh quit being a scardy cat
Chris: I am not
Jill: Then stop complaining and go check out this house
Chris: Fine
Jill: (Walks into dining room) (Sees Berry drinking blood)
Jill: Berry, what are anda doing drinking blood
Berry: Blood? I thought this was Kool-Aid...... Eh (Drinks blood)
Jill: Okay, well, I'll go check this room over here (Walks into other room) (Sees zombie) Um, are anda tying your shoes or... something
Zombie: (Eats person's face)
Jill: Oh god, I'm going to be sick
Zombie: (Turns around and walks towards Jill)
Jill: Fuck that (Runs out of room)

Kirby's Mass Attack - (Waddle Dee gets attacked sejak ten Kirby's)
Waddle Dee: OH MY GOD, WHAT THe FUUUUUU-

Luigi's Mansion - Luigi: Oh, look at this place. It has no power, atau heating, atau running water, it is old, worn out, and it had that red tape saying HAZARD on the front. I Cinta this place. Nothing could go wrong
Ghost: Surprise motherfucker
Luigi: Ahh...... Oh no...... I think I pissed myself
Ghost: Oh god, man. That's freaking gross
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found sejak Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the tahun 1927, there is a small island town in New York named fox Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run sejak a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran sejak one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across fox Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic Anime the other hari and it finally came to my head. A soalan that haunts almost EVERY single Anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many Anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES anda COULD GO TO WOULD anda PICK A CLASSROOM TO tunjuk YOUR Anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES anda COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another hari in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I berkata to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, atau insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Filem that is hated, weather sejak fans, critics, atau the world in general, but anda just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, peminat-peminat were hyped for the seterusnya one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They berkata that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one atau two characters that anda can interact with. However, there are those characters that anda just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If anda like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the senarai because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when anda pick up a rupee atau are fighting enemies, she will always come and give anda Nasihat that anda already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very saat they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a senarai about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN lebih disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the lebih disturbing things in the media, sejak what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when anda think of Pokemon, anda think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered sejak a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes anda test your abilities, giving anda a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, atau is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes anda wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, anda will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack sejak a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes sejak train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are anda doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get anda out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and Playstation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in Cinta with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel kedai was closed at night, as most of the shops in London were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was telah diberi night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of anda that own a Playstation, I'm sure anda know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bay Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ anda sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. anda see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. anda know what, screw it, I wont soalan the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be lebih specific. Crimson skies is a game where anda play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, anda play the whole game in a fighter plane around the tahun 1940. Now, its a lot lebih fun then anda think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: labah-labah Zeppelin
The labah-labah Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask anda something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want anda to do this alone. Unless anda want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, anda did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: hei princess Twilight. Good having anda here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the soalan is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a soalan being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. anda answered 'none' of my questions. anda kinda...
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