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Let’s talk about first bosses. They are usually a lebih powerful (Most of the time) enemy then the ones anda have met before, and are the first ones to test your abilities and are a stepping stone for later bosses and challenges in the game. Usually, first bosses are pretty easy, as they help anda learn what to do and how to get used to the game ahead…. BUT, there are then those first bosses that come along and take none of your crap. These guys basically give anda a challenge right when anda start the game, without any warning atau anything. So, before I begin, let’s go over some rules. First, only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. So, seeing as I have never played Dark Souls atau Demon's Souls, I will not be posting either first boss from those games. So, with all that berkata and done, let’s start the list

#10: Carlito from Dead Rising



Talk about being a douchebag straight from the start. When anda first fight him, anda are totally unprepared and are getting shot right when anda get there. And if anda are like me when I played this game for the first time, I had no idea where to go, so I was getting shot until I eventually died and had to start over at a save point. The problem with this fight is that Carlito is up on a higher platform, and you’re just stuck on the ground below. And not to mention, he has a machine gun, and anda have a puny little pistol. Also, anda only have four blocks of health and can only hold four items at this point of the game, so trying to keep from dying is easier berkata than done. It also doesn’t help that if anda get to close, Carlito will throw grenades at anda and those hurt anda a lot. Oh, and of course, your crosshair for the pistol has to alih at a snail's pace when anda try to aim, so getting shot isn’t too hard. Oh, and get this. This is the easiest of the three fights. Yeah, this is the easiest. After this, you're getting shot from a distance with a sniper rifle, and after that, you're getting rundown sejak a goddamn truck. So why is this boss fight lower? Because if anda manage to get the Zombie Genocider achievement, anda can use the Mega Buster to beat him in seconds, making it a pathetically easy boss fight.

#9: Skelter Helter from No lebih Heroes 2



I would komen on how awesome this guy looks, and that sword makes him look like a badass looking awan Strife (Cloud is badass too, don’t worry), but anda don’t want to hear about this guy who want’s to kill Travis for killing his brother. anda want to hear about how hard he is. Now, on Sweet and Normal <ode, he’s pretty alright. But if anda play the game on pahit Mode, just remember that anda have no idea what you’ve brought upon yourself. He will begin spamming the hell out of his strikes, and don’t even think about trying to distance yourself from him, because he will then begin shooting at anda with his gun, and it will badly hurt you. The only way to beat him is to just keep striking at him with your sword and hope he goes down before anda do. However, he’s lower too because, like I said, he is only this difficult if anda play the game on pahit mode.

#8: Olga Gurlukovich from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty



This is actually a boss fight I kind of enjoyed. However, it is still a pretty challenging boss fight for a first boss. anda start sejak fighting her in a gunfight. However, while anda use a simple tranquilizer gun, she uses a real pistol. She will do everything she can to stay behind cover, and she moves real quick, so it’s pretty hard to hit her. However, after you’ve hit her a few times, things begin to get tricky. She will then shoot a tarp out from some boxes to keep herself hidden from you, while she keeps shooting at you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after anda get past that one, she will then shoot a light at your direction, which makes it way to hard to see her from the blinding light while she takes potshots at you. And it really doesn’t help that she throws grenades at anda if anda stand in one spot for too long. As difficult as she is, she’s lower because I have never actually died to her. Still a hard, but fun boss fight though

#7: Gohma from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



Remember Gohma from Ocarina of Time. Remember how freaking easy she is. Well, Wind Waker brought her back, only now as a giant lava bug with armor… So yeah, she kinda upgraded from the last time we saw her. Gohma is a lot harder, let me tell you. anda still have to hit her eye (Because anda know, that’s what 99% of Zelda bosses weak spots are). However, she isn’t just going to let anda hit is, as she constantly covers it with her armored shell. So, anda need to use your grappling hook to hayun, swing across the ceiling and hit Gohma with it three times. After anda hit her three times, anda then have to wail at her eyeball until she dies. What makes this hard is the fact that anda only have three hearts, and Gohma is always trying to attack you, sejak swinging at you, atau breathing very dangerous api, kebakaran on you. It’s really hard, and it’s probably best to keep that fairy from the room early at hand when meeting her. Though, just like Olga, I never died to Gohma. Hell, I never even used the fairy. Guess I’m just that good….. atau maybe I just got really lucky.

#6: Guard kala jengking from Final Fantasi VII



Well, time to make an idiot of myself to the entire RPG world. Final Fantasi VII was the first RPG I ever played, and a pretty good one to start with, if anda ask me. But what was a really awful decision was the damn Guard Scorpion. This guy will come in at complete random, right when anda are trying to get the basics down for this game. He will then throw everything he has at you, like stabbing anda with his tail, firing lasers, atau even freaking missiles at you. And since anda did just start the game at this point, it isn’t that hard to believe that anda are at a very low level at the moment, which means anda do little damage and have little attack power. And since I was new to RPGs, I had no idea I could just heal myself with Phoenix Downs, so I died quite a lot. Thankfully, I learned overtime and after that…. the boss was still hard, but at least I won after that. I still don’t get why they thought this would be a good first boss. I mean, the other first bosses were at fun in a way. This guy is not at all fun. Shame on you.

#5: Del Lago from Resident Evil 4



When anda start hearing about this thing from a few notes in the game, you’re probably thinking, “Eh, nothing a rocket launcher can’t fix”. But here’s the thing. anda can’t use the rocket launcher. You’re not allowed to. You're stuck to using the damn harpoons. Every time anda throw them, anda have such a few chance of hitting him, and sometimes, anda just don’t. The damn thing moves so fast, that it is nearly impossible to hit him unless he’s going straight. Also, he is always trying to ram into you, atau knock anda into giant land mounds to knock anda into the water. When he does, you’d better press the A button as fast as hell, because if anda don’t, he will eat anda and it will result in an instant death. And hell, half the time, anda can still do the exact right thing, and anda still get eaten, all because you’re health was just a bit too low. Well, if I could just get back in the boat, I could fix that damn problem. Nothing, not even the Chicago Typewriter atau even the goddamn Infinite Rocket Launcher can help in this fight. Is Del Lago the worst boss fight? No (That would be you, Jack Krauser. anda suck), but he was not the best choice the for the game's first boss.

#4: Brock from Pokemon Yellow



If you're like me, anda watched the Pokemon TV tunjuk a lot as a kid, and anda remember Brock as a gigantic pervert. So, when I met him in Pokemon Yellow, I thought it would be a fun boss fight… All it ended with was with tears and a feeling of defeat. When I played this game, me, including all my Friends who had this game at the time, were only able to catch Electric atau Bug Pokemon, so I am pretty sure that everyone who had this could only catch those kinds of Pokemon (Unless you’re either a pro atau a cheater), so when we got to Brock, not only was all Electric Pokemon moves ineffective, but some of them didn’t even get a little harmed. Nothing worked at all. So, I had to train all of my Pokemon and go back to the Pewter Gym to fight Brock again over four times before I was finally able to win. You’d think that the first boss to a Pokemon game wouldn’t be that hard, but let me tell you, Brock gives the Guard kala jengking a run for it’s money.

#3: Robotnik from Sonic 2 (Game Gear Version)



Oh, and anda thought Pokemon had a pathetic first boss. Well the original Sonic games are the king of easy first bosses. Not on Game Gear, though. Game Gear takes everything anda have ever known from a first boss in a Sonic game and flips it all around. What happens is that anda have no rings when the boss fight starts, and anda are stuck on a sliding platform with a robotic lipan, centipede at the bottom. What anda have to do is avoid the balls that come from the bahagian, atas and make them fall into the centipede. However, the balls bounce way too high, and anda have to make a good choice weather to jump over the ball atau itik under it. If anda don’t do it, you’ll end up dying, because like I said, anda have no rings. And trust me, there is no way to tell when it will end. anda just gotta keep dodging and hope it will end before anda die. And that is why the Game Gear Sonic games suck

#2: Murai from Ninja Gaiden Black



Like I berkata before, I have never played Dark Souls…. Mainly because after playing Ninja Gaiden Black, I don’t want to torture myself with another impossible game. When anda first meet this guy, there is no doubt anda will say “Oh, crap”. And that is the right reaction, because this guy is one of the hardest bosses I have fought in a long time. His nunchucks are swung so damn fast, that once he gets anda stuck in it, it is not easy to get out of it. Not to mention, since the camera is locked onto him for the entirety of the fight, trying to control the camera in your favor is impossible. And those goddamn brown jumping ninjas will be the death of me one of these days. The only way to beat this guy is to keep your distance and wait for the right moment to strike, since he has no ranged attacks. And thank god for that, because this fight was bad enough with him throwing melee attacks at me. Though, what boss could possible be worse?

#1: Olaric from Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein



I hate this boss… I hate this damn boss so much. Unlike all of the other bosses, anda actually had to strategies as best as anda can, no matter what. Each strategy making anda feel good after anda have finally defeated a challenging boss. But, this boss fight has no strategy. I actually had to cheat just to beat this boss, and in the end, I didn’t feel satisfied. I just felt empty. When anda first get there, anda find this find monster walking right toward you. At first, it seems okay, as anda can just shoot at it, but before anda know it, Olaric is sending spirits at anda which, if they hit you… and they will, anda will lose half of your health. And Olric ALWAYS sends spirits at you, so anda will die after two hits. It is almost as if they directly programmed this cheap boss attack just so anda could never ever beat the game. So, what do anda have to do to beat this boss? anda have to go back to a wall, stay hidden due to a glitch, and shoot at Olaric… I am not kidding. This boss is so hard, that instead of making it easier, they made sure that anda had to cheat in order to beat the boss. There is no way to kill this boss without cheating. I’ve tried finding it, but there is no way. All anda can do is keep shooting from behind this wall, and just wait to win. And no, I didn’t feel satisfied. I felt empty. That boss fight was terrible. It was just awful. How could anyone program it this way. This is a boss that is so hard, that the only way to beat it is to cheat, and that is why this is the hardest first boss I have ever seen.

So, there anda have it. Did anda enjoy the list? Tell me what anda thought of it. With that said, I will see anda all seterusnya time.
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Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House....
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(Considered originally wrote sometime in 2003 atau 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public in August 23, 2013 in FictionPress, here was the result.. May not be very good, but here's still the story)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James gagak was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed sejak one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in...
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anda know, I've always made some pretty fucking awesome nicknames over the years. Examples are ToxicPlayer676, CycloneZero409, AeroBlaze327, DeathStarfy525, MediaCritic626, the senarai goes on and on.

But seriously, WHY THE FUCK did I pick "deathding"? What the fuck does that mean? Is that in correlation with some strange past reference? Is it some kind of puzzle piece to the Da Vinci Code? Is it the name of the gods that saved the space-time continuum from Tsubasa in The Bible, Psalms 49?

FUCK NO!

deathding is such a lame-ass name! It makes no sense, and it's not good at all! And I've made TONS of...
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Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

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Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have anda started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO anda MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....
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What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So anda think anda can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: anda better believe it.
Toby: And anda won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all sejak myself. You, Tim, and everypony will Cinta it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seterusnya to her*...
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Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of anda just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09...
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Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a keledai, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down jalan passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Krismas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Krismas Muzik with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...
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Tim: This is the seterusnya song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a awan of dust as they punch each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porselin figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if anda want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our tunjuk is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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Mortomis: Do anda want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do Cinta to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of pelangi, rainbow Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are anda ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen...
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 anda must look at this picture for 20 saat before continuing onto the seterusnya part of this peminat fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 saat before continuing onto the seterusnya part of this peminat fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 peminat Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 peminat Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog peminat Fiction

Bad Auditions sejak Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Berlakon Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to hari one of the Lost December. All throughout December, I will spend four days talking about video games that are lost, whether they were never released, disappeared, atau were rumored but never proven if not sejak a person who worked on it. Now, anda may be thinking to yourself, Nik, what the hell does this have to do with Christmas… Nothing… So, with that out of the way, let us begin hari one of the Lost December lists.

#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin



Let me ask you, do any of anda care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
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Whenever people talk about horror games, they always talk about ones like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Dead Space, Outlast, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Fatal Frame, Condemned, Five Nights at Freddy’s………. Five Nights at Freddy’s. And while all…. Most of them are good, there’s always the obscure horror games that don’t get much recognition, even though they should. One horror game that needs lebih attention is one that I found quite some enjoyment out of, and that game is the cult classic The Suffering



The Suffering is a game made sejak the company Midway,...
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Well, after a few days of being off track, we're finally back on schedule. And what a good movie to start the normal schedule off with than with not really a horror film, but lebih of a comedy. When I was a kid, I always loved Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the performance of one Gene Wilder. I heard that he was also the lead role of another entertaining film sejak the parody director, Mel Brooks. The 1974 comedy classic, Young Frankenstein. Another film that came with a neat Dia de los Muertos design. So let's see what makes this film a classic



Young Frankenstein does not follow...
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Thousands of people were waiting in a big line, stretching down two blocks.

Person 434: How much longer until we can go in?!
Person 234: I'm freezing!
Liam: The 2nd half of our tunjuk will now begin. Please make yourselves comfortable.
People: Finally! *Running into the building*
Liam: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will now begin.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run sejak five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 35: The Importance...
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anda know, considering the fact that Jepun has so many awesome games that they refuse to give to the world is honestly starting to bother me. I mean, there are just so many wonderful games made in Japan, and while we are lucky to get a nice handful of them, some of them are still not in America, some of them never coming for all of eternity. So, today, I want to share with anda lebih games from Jepun that definitely need to make it to America. Now, I am not including my rule for games I have played. In fact, I have neither played some of these games. Hell, some of them I’ve only heard of recently....
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Sean: *Playing Mario Kart with Kevin* It's a great hari to play Mario Kart.
Ian: *Looking at Sean* How is a train playing Mario Kart?

His eyes are wide open as the song starts.

Ian: What is that?!
Kevin: I don't want to know.
Sean: Turn it off!!
Kevin: *Throws a hammer at his TV, but the song is still playing*
Ian: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Skywalker: Not what, but who. That's Spongebob, and I'm Skywalker from Bartholomew. The saat half of our tunjuk is beginning now.

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady...
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Del Toro is one of the best horror movie directors out there. He’s definitely one of my favorites, and he has made so much great horror movies… Shame his games are never going to be released. But, let’s talk about one of his lesser loved movies. Back in 1997, Del Toro was asked to make this one movie about bugs, and he decided “Why the hell not”, and so he made Mimic, a movie that barely anyone loved…. So naturally, I’m in the opposite category.



The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the fourth Halloween list. And today, we’ll be looking at the blood sucking creatures of the night, vampires. Vampires are creatures who wander out at night, and drink the blood of humans in order to stay young. However, there is a multitude of ways to kill them, some famous ones being sunlight, atau a wooden stake to the heart. So, with such an amazing group of monsters, I say we look at the best. First some rules. Only one vampire per franchise and only from what I’ve seen. Also, to avoid the obvious number one, Dracula will not be on this list. And because...
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Well, this one is a blast from the past. I haven’t seen this movie in ten years since I was a small kid, and I thought to myself, “Huh? What’s going on? Wait, I wanna see the giant monster? Why’d it turn away”. Something along those lines. Yeah, I didn’t really comprehend this film when I was smaller, but I think I liked it. That being said, I was already excited to watch this film again after having not seen it for so long. 2008’s Cloverfield was a cultural film at the time. It didn’t start the found footage genre, but it certainly brought it into the mainstream, and was successful...
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Thomas: *Sunbathing*
Buttercup: Huh. I didn't know trains could do that.
Blossom: They can't, but speaking of trains, we're going to tunjuk anda an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 45

The Trouble With Gordon

July 23, 1955

Gordon was using a telephone...
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