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Let’s talk about first bosses. They are usually a lebih powerful (Most of the time) enemy then the ones anda have met before, and are the first ones to test your abilities and are a stepping stone for later bosses and challenges in the game. Usually, first bosses are pretty easy, as they help anda learn what to do and how to get used to the game ahead…. BUT, there are then those first bosses that come along and take none of your crap. These guys basically give anda a challenge right when anda start the game, without any warning atau anything. So, before I begin, let’s go over some rules. First, only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. So, seeing as I have never played Dark Souls atau Demon's Souls, I will not be posting either first boss from those games. So, with all that berkata and done, let’s start the list

#10: Carlito from Dead Rising



Talk about being a douchebag straight from the start. When anda first fight him, anda are totally unprepared and are getting shot right when anda get there. And if anda are like me when I played this game for the first time, I had no idea where to go, so I was getting shot until I eventually died and had to start over at a save point. The problem with this fight is that Carlito is up on a higher platform, and you’re just stuck on the ground below. And not to mention, he has a machine gun, and anda have a puny little pistol. Also, anda only have four blocks of health and can only hold four items at this point of the game, so trying to keep from dying is easier berkata than done. It also doesn’t help that if anda get to close, Carlito will throw grenades at anda and those hurt anda a lot. Oh, and of course, your crosshair for the pistol has to alih at a snail's pace when anda try to aim, so getting shot isn’t too hard. Oh, and get this. This is the easiest of the three fights. Yeah, this is the easiest. After this, you're getting shot from a distance with a sniper rifle, and after that, you're getting rundown sejak a goddamn truck. So why is this boss fight lower? Because if anda manage to get the Zombie Genocider achievement, anda can use the Mega Buster to beat him in seconds, making it a pathetically easy boss fight.

#9: Skelter Helter from No lebih Heroes 2



I would komen on how awesome this guy looks, and that sword makes him look like a badass looking awan Strife (Cloud is badass too, don’t worry), but anda don’t want to hear about this guy who want’s to kill Travis for killing his brother. anda want to hear about how hard he is. Now, on Sweet and Normal <ode, he’s pretty alright. But if anda play the game on pahit Mode, just remember that anda have no idea what you’ve brought upon yourself. He will begin spamming the hell out of his strikes, and don’t even think about trying to distance yourself from him, because he will then begin shooting at anda with his gun, and it will badly hurt you. The only way to beat him is to just keep striking at him with your sword and hope he goes down before anda do. However, he’s lower too because, like I said, he is only this difficult if anda play the game on pahit mode.

#8: Olga Gurlukovich from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty



This is actually a boss fight I kind of enjoyed. However, it is still a pretty challenging boss fight for a first boss. anda start sejak fighting her in a gunfight. However, while anda use a simple tranquilizer gun, she uses a real pistol. She will do everything she can to stay behind cover, and she moves real quick, so it’s pretty hard to hit her. However, after you’ve hit her a few times, things begin to get tricky. She will then shoot a tarp out from some boxes to keep herself hidden from you, while she keeps shooting at you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after anda get past that one, she will then shoot a light at your direction, which makes it way to hard to see her from the blinding light while she takes potshots at you. And it really doesn’t help that she throws grenades at anda if anda stand in one spot for too long. As difficult as she is, she’s lower because I have never actually died to her. Still a hard, but fun boss fight though

#7: Gohma from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



Remember Gohma from Ocarina of Time. Remember how freaking easy she is. Well, Wind Waker brought her back, only now as a giant lava bug with armor… So yeah, she kinda upgraded from the last time we saw her. Gohma is a lot harder, let me tell you. anda still have to hit her eye (Because anda know, that’s what 99% of Zelda bosses weak spots are). However, she isn’t just going to let anda hit is, as she constantly covers it with her armored shell. So, anda need to use your grappling hook to hayun, swing across the ceiling and hit Gohma with it three times. After anda hit her three times, anda then have to wail at her eyeball until she dies. What makes this hard is the fact that anda only have three hearts, and Gohma is always trying to attack you, sejak swinging at you, atau breathing very dangerous api, kebakaran on you. It’s really hard, and it’s probably best to keep that fairy from the room early at hand when meeting her. Though, just like Olga, I never died to Gohma. Hell, I never even used the fairy. Guess I’m just that good….. atau maybe I just got really lucky.

#6: Guard kala jengking from Final Fantasi VII



Well, time to make an idiot of myself to the entire RPG world. Final Fantasi VII was the first RPG I ever played, and a pretty good one to start with, if anda ask me. But what was a really awful decision was the damn Guard Scorpion. This guy will come in at complete random, right when anda are trying to get the basics down for this game. He will then throw everything he has at you, like stabbing anda with his tail, firing lasers, atau even freaking missiles at you. And since anda did just start the game at this point, it isn’t that hard to believe that anda are at a very low level at the moment, which means anda do little damage and have little attack power. And since I was new to RPGs, I had no idea I could just heal myself with Phoenix Downs, so I died quite a lot. Thankfully, I learned overtime and after that…. the boss was still hard, but at least I won after that. I still don’t get why they thought this would be a good first boss. I mean, the other first bosses were at fun in a way. This guy is not at all fun. Shame on you.

#5: Del Lago from Resident Evil 4



When anda start hearing about this thing from a few notes in the game, you’re probably thinking, “Eh, nothing a rocket launcher can’t fix”. But here’s the thing. anda can’t use the rocket launcher. You’re not allowed to. You're stuck to using the damn harpoons. Every time anda throw them, anda have such a few chance of hitting him, and sometimes, anda just don’t. The damn thing moves so fast, that it is nearly impossible to hit him unless he’s going straight. Also, he is always trying to ram into you, atau knock anda into giant land mounds to knock anda into the water. When he does, you’d better press the A button as fast as hell, because if anda don’t, he will eat anda and it will result in an instant death. And hell, half the time, anda can still do the exact right thing, and anda still get eaten, all because you’re health was just a bit too low. Well, if I could just get back in the boat, I could fix that damn problem. Nothing, not even the Chicago Typewriter atau even the goddamn Infinite Rocket Launcher can help in this fight. Is Del Lago the worst boss fight? No (That would be you, Jack Krauser. anda suck), but he was not the best choice the for the game's first boss.

#4: Brock from Pokemon Yellow



If you're like me, anda watched the Pokemon TV tunjuk a lot as a kid, and anda remember Brock as a gigantic pervert. So, when I met him in Pokemon Yellow, I thought it would be a fun boss fight… All it ended with was with tears and a feeling of defeat. When I played this game, me, including all my Friends who had this game at the time, were only able to catch Electric atau Bug Pokemon, so I am pretty sure that everyone who had this could only catch those kinds of Pokemon (Unless you’re either a pro atau a cheater), so when we got to Brock, not only was all Electric Pokemon moves ineffective, but some of them didn’t even get a little harmed. Nothing worked at all. So, I had to train all of my Pokemon and go back to the Pewter Gym to fight Brock again over four times before I was finally able to win. You’d think that the first boss to a Pokemon game wouldn’t be that hard, but let me tell you, Brock gives the Guard kala jengking a run for it’s money.

#3: Robotnik from Sonic 2 (Game Gear Version)



Oh, and anda thought Pokemon had a pathetic first boss. Well the original Sonic games are the king of easy first bosses. Not on Game Gear, though. Game Gear takes everything anda have ever known from a first boss in a Sonic game and flips it all around. What happens is that anda have no rings when the boss fight starts, and anda are stuck on a sliding platform with a robotic lipan, centipede at the bottom. What anda have to do is avoid the balls that come from the bahagian, atas and make them fall into the centipede. However, the balls bounce way too high, and anda have to make a good choice weather to jump over the ball atau itik under it. If anda don’t do it, you’ll end up dying, because like I said, anda have no rings. And trust me, there is no way to tell when it will end. anda just gotta keep dodging and hope it will end before anda die. And that is why the Game Gear Sonic games suck

#2: Murai from Ninja Gaiden Black



Like I berkata before, I have never played Dark Souls…. Mainly because after playing Ninja Gaiden Black, I don’t want to torture myself with another impossible game. When anda first meet this guy, there is no doubt anda will say “Oh, crap”. And that is the right reaction, because this guy is one of the hardest bosses I have fought in a long time. His nunchucks are swung so damn fast, that once he gets anda stuck in it, it is not easy to get out of it. Not to mention, since the camera is locked onto him for the entirety of the fight, trying to control the camera in your favor is impossible. And those goddamn brown jumping ninjas will be the death of me one of these days. The only way to beat this guy is to keep your distance and wait for the right moment to strike, since he has no ranged attacks. And thank god for that, because this fight was bad enough with him throwing melee attacks at me. Though, what boss could possible be worse?

#1: Olaric from Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein



I hate this boss… I hate this damn boss so much. Unlike all of the other bosses, anda actually had to strategies as best as anda can, no matter what. Each strategy making anda feel good after anda have finally defeated a challenging boss. But, this boss fight has no strategy. I actually had to cheat just to beat this boss, and in the end, I didn’t feel satisfied. I just felt empty. When anda first get there, anda find this find monster walking right toward you. At first, it seems okay, as anda can just shoot at it, but before anda know it, Olaric is sending spirits at anda which, if they hit you… and they will, anda will lose half of your health. And Olric ALWAYS sends spirits at you, so anda will die after two hits. It is almost as if they directly programmed this cheap boss attack just so anda could never ever beat the game. So, what do anda have to do to beat this boss? anda have to go back to a wall, stay hidden due to a glitch, and shoot at Olaric… I am not kidding. This boss is so hard, that instead of making it easier, they made sure that anda had to cheat in order to beat the boss. There is no way to kill this boss without cheating. I’ve tried finding it, but there is no way. All anda can do is keep shooting from behind this wall, and just wait to win. And no, I didn’t feel satisfied. I felt empty. That boss fight was terrible. It was just awful. How could anyone program it this way. This is a boss that is so hard, that the only way to beat it is to cheat, and that is why this is the hardest first boss I have ever seen.

So, there anda have it. Did anda enjoy the list? Tell me what anda thought of it. With that said, I will see anda all seterusnya time.
posted by Canada24
The Grand Gollaping Gala party had finally come to an end.
Everyone started leaving. Saten Twist met up with Derpy and AppleJack.
AppleJack: *to Derpy* Wait. Were's GoldenGrape.
Derpy: Yeah.. Uhh.. About that.. *sadly* I think he dumped me.
Saten: *holding bir bottle* What!? Why!?
Derpy: *getting even sadder* He. He didn't say.
Saten: *growls* Ohh.. I'll see about that.
Saten: *gently pushes Derpy onto AppleJack* Comfort her A.J.. There's something I gotta do.
AppleJack: *pats Derpy's back, as Derpy decided to may as well start hugging her* Umm... Okay.


GoldenGrape is at the bar, finishing one of those...
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A song from my childhood, but it reflects the present.
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Welcome, everyone, to the seterusnya Halloween list. Today, we will be doing something different than looking at the usual monsters, and instead, look at some haunting architecture. I am referring to the haunted house. There are many ways a house can become haunted. Weather its a murder that makes the ghosts come back to life, atau an evil ritual that makes the spirits come to life, it all ends with the house being haunted with monsters, murderers, and evil spirits. So, let us take a look at some haunted houses that are interest us all. Now, first, some rules. Only ones I’ve seen, and only one per...
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Now, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. And, I want to talk about my most favorites. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If there is a boss on here that anda didn’t see, but wanted to see, then I’m sorry, but its my opinion. Now, with that said, lets start the list

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Odolwa


#10: Odolwa from Majora’s Mask - I’m gonna be honest. I did not like most of the bosses in Majora’s Mask. They were all too boring, too annoying, atau too easy. Odolwa, however, was an exception. This is the first boss anda face in the game, and, for a first boss, MAN, is he hard. His sword reaches long distances,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 anda must look at this picture for 20 saat before continuing onto the seterusnya part of this peminat fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 saat before continuing onto the seterusnya part of this peminat fiction



Song: link

 The following is an STH/AM6663 peminat Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 peminat Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started sejak a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new ikon he created. This angered millions, and perpecahan, berpecah the My Little...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was just a normal hari in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and pelangi, rainbow Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be selamat, peti deposit keselamatan than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Rarity, Applejack, and pelangi, rainbow Dash were at Carousel Botique. anda can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* anda berkata we'd only try on two outfits. anda made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After watching the Thomas parody sejak Piemations telah diposkan on here: link

I thought I'd share with anda my own parody from 2014.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Theme song: link

Sean: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Sean: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Sean: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes...
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Remember when I talked to anda all about how Barry burton from Resident Evil was the best character in Resident Evil? Well, I wasn’t lying, honestly. I meant it when I berkata he was the best character. I bet anda all thought that was just a little joke, but no. He really is my kegemaran character. Reasons why I was happy to have him back in Revelations 2. So, now is the time to tell anda all why Barry burton is the best character in Resident Evil.





First reason why he is great. Just listen to how he reacts. Even in the original game, he was the highlight of dialogue. The dialogue was really...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Hey

I'm going to do something that might make anda angry

If you're mentioned in this artikel that is

I'm going to type down what anda say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us sejak god, and Jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that lebih episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: link

Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hei asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

It was a beautiful hari in Equestria. pelangi, rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks anda two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if anda get it on you, anda can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised anda didn't wear that farming outfit anda made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following is something never attempted before. Trailers, for peminat fictions.

Trailer #1: Stop Motion Master

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Announcer: The tahun is 1966. The Vietnam War has been going on for some time now, but in Equestria...

Song (Start at 4:23): link

Guy: *Takes pictures of a speed bot passing two cargo ships*
Announcer: One kuda, kuda kecil is lucky enough to stay out of the war, as he makes stop motion videos, while playing a calliope. Or, so he thought.

Stop the song

Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* anda are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see.

Song (Start...
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Source: me
added by AquaMarine6663

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a typical hari in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
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