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Let’s talk about first bosses. They are usually a lebih powerful (Most of the time) enemy then the ones anda have met before, and are the first ones to test your abilities and are a stepping stone for later bosses and challenges in the game. Usually, first bosses are pretty easy, as they help anda learn what to do and how to get used to the game ahead…. BUT, there are then those first bosses that come along and take none of your crap. These guys basically give anda a challenge right when anda start the game, without any warning atau anything. So, before I begin, let’s go over some rules. First, only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. So, seeing as I have never played Dark Souls atau Demon's Souls, I will not be posting either first boss from those games. So, with all that berkata and done, let’s start the list

#10: Carlito from Dead Rising



Talk about being a douchebag straight from the start. When anda first fight him, anda are totally unprepared and are getting shot right when anda get there. And if anda are like me when I played this game for the first time, I had no idea where to go, so I was getting shot until I eventually died and had to start over at a save point. The problem with this fight is that Carlito is up on a higher platform, and you’re just stuck on the ground below. And not to mention, he has a machine gun, and anda have a puny little pistol. Also, anda only have four blocks of health and can only hold four items at this point of the game, so trying to keep from dying is easier berkata than done. It also doesn’t help that if anda get to close, Carlito will throw grenades at anda and those hurt anda a lot. Oh, and of course, your crosshair for the pistol has to alih at a snail's pace when anda try to aim, so getting shot isn’t too hard. Oh, and get this. This is the easiest of the three fights. Yeah, this is the easiest. After this, you're getting shot from a distance with a sniper rifle, and after that, you're getting rundown sejak a goddamn truck. So why is this boss fight lower? Because if anda manage to get the Zombie Genocider achievement, anda can use the Mega Buster to beat him in seconds, making it a pathetically easy boss fight.

#9: Skelter Helter from No lebih Heroes 2



I would komen on how awesome this guy looks, and that sword makes him look like a badass looking awan Strife (Cloud is badass too, don’t worry), but anda don’t want to hear about this guy who want’s to kill Travis for killing his brother. anda want to hear about how hard he is. Now, on Sweet and Normal <ode, he’s pretty alright. But if anda play the game on pahit Mode, just remember that anda have no idea what you’ve brought upon yourself. He will begin spamming the hell out of his strikes, and don’t even think about trying to distance yourself from him, because he will then begin shooting at anda with his gun, and it will badly hurt you. The only way to beat him is to just keep striking at him with your sword and hope he goes down before anda do. However, he’s lower too because, like I said, he is only this difficult if anda play the game on pahit mode.

#8: Olga Gurlukovich from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty



This is actually a boss fight I kind of enjoyed. However, it is still a pretty challenging boss fight for a first boss. anda start sejak fighting her in a gunfight. However, while anda use a simple tranquilizer gun, she uses a real pistol. She will do everything she can to stay behind cover, and she moves real quick, so it’s pretty hard to hit her. However, after you’ve hit her a few times, things begin to get tricky. She will then shoot a tarp out from some boxes to keep herself hidden from you, while she keeps shooting at you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after anda get past that one, she will then shoot a light at your direction, which makes it way to hard to see her from the blinding light while she takes potshots at you. And it really doesn’t help that she throws grenades at anda if anda stand in one spot for too long. As difficult as she is, she’s lower because I have never actually died to her. Still a hard, but fun boss fight though

#7: Gohma from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



Remember Gohma from Ocarina of Time. Remember how freaking easy she is. Well, Wind Waker brought her back, only now as a giant lava bug with armor… So yeah, she kinda upgraded from the last time we saw her. Gohma is a lot harder, let me tell you. anda still have to hit her eye (Because anda know, that’s what 99% of Zelda bosses weak spots are). However, she isn’t just going to let anda hit is, as she constantly covers it with her armored shell. So, anda need to use your grappling hook to hayun, swing across the ceiling and hit Gohma with it three times. After anda hit her three times, anda then have to wail at her eyeball until she dies. What makes this hard is the fact that anda only have three hearts, and Gohma is always trying to attack you, sejak swinging at you, atau breathing very dangerous api, kebakaran on you. It’s really hard, and it’s probably best to keep that fairy from the room early at hand when meeting her. Though, just like Olga, I never died to Gohma. Hell, I never even used the fairy. Guess I’m just that good….. atau maybe I just got really lucky.

#6: Guard kala jengking from Final Fantasi VII



Well, time to make an idiot of myself to the entire RPG world. Final Fantasi VII was the first RPG I ever played, and a pretty good one to start with, if anda ask me. But what was a really awful decision was the damn Guard Scorpion. This guy will come in at complete random, right when anda are trying to get the basics down for this game. He will then throw everything he has at you, like stabbing anda with his tail, firing lasers, atau even freaking missiles at you. And since anda did just start the game at this point, it isn’t that hard to believe that anda are at a very low level at the moment, which means anda do little damage and have little attack power. And since I was new to RPGs, I had no idea I could just heal myself with Phoenix Downs, so I died quite a lot. Thankfully, I learned overtime and after that…. the boss was still hard, but at least I won after that. I still don’t get why they thought this would be a good first boss. I mean, the other first bosses were at fun in a way. This guy is not at all fun. Shame on you.

#5: Del Lago from Resident Evil 4



When anda start hearing about this thing from a few notes in the game, you’re probably thinking, “Eh, nothing a rocket launcher can’t fix”. But here’s the thing. anda can’t use the rocket launcher. You’re not allowed to. You're stuck to using the damn harpoons. Every time anda throw them, anda have such a few chance of hitting him, and sometimes, anda just don’t. The damn thing moves so fast, that it is nearly impossible to hit him unless he’s going straight. Also, he is always trying to ram into you, atau knock anda into giant land mounds to knock anda into the water. When he does, you’d better press the A button as fast as hell, because if anda don’t, he will eat anda and it will result in an instant death. And hell, half the time, anda can still do the exact right thing, and anda still get eaten, all because you’re health was just a bit too low. Well, if I could just get back in the boat, I could fix that damn problem. Nothing, not even the Chicago Typewriter atau even the goddamn Infinite Rocket Launcher can help in this fight. Is Del Lago the worst boss fight? No (That would be you, Jack Krauser. anda suck), but he was not the best choice the for the game's first boss.

#4: Brock from Pokemon Yellow



If you're like me, anda watched the Pokemon TV tunjuk a lot as a kid, and anda remember Brock as a gigantic pervert. So, when I met him in Pokemon Yellow, I thought it would be a fun boss fight… All it ended with was with tears and a feeling of defeat. When I played this game, me, including all my Friends who had this game at the time, were only able to catch Electric atau Bug Pokemon, so I am pretty sure that everyone who had this could only catch those kinds of Pokemon (Unless you’re either a pro atau a cheater), so when we got to Brock, not only was all Electric Pokemon moves ineffective, but some of them didn’t even get a little harmed. Nothing worked at all. So, I had to train all of my Pokemon and go back to the Pewter Gym to fight Brock again over four times before I was finally able to win. You’d think that the first boss to a Pokemon game wouldn’t be that hard, but let me tell you, Brock gives the Guard kala jengking a run for it’s money.

#3: Robotnik from Sonic 2 (Game Gear Version)



Oh, and anda thought Pokemon had a pathetic first boss. Well the original Sonic games are the king of easy first bosses. Not on Game Gear, though. Game Gear takes everything anda have ever known from a first boss in a Sonic game and flips it all around. What happens is that anda have no rings when the boss fight starts, and anda are stuck on a sliding platform with a robotic lipan, centipede at the bottom. What anda have to do is avoid the balls that come from the bahagian, atas and make them fall into the centipede. However, the balls bounce way too high, and anda have to make a good choice weather to jump over the ball atau itik under it. If anda don’t do it, you’ll end up dying, because like I said, anda have no rings. And trust me, there is no way to tell when it will end. anda just gotta keep dodging and hope it will end before anda die. And that is why the Game Gear Sonic games suck

#2: Murai from Ninja Gaiden Black



Like I berkata before, I have never played Dark Souls…. Mainly because after playing Ninja Gaiden Black, I don’t want to torture myself with another impossible game. When anda first meet this guy, there is no doubt anda will say “Oh, crap”. And that is the right reaction, because this guy is one of the hardest bosses I have fought in a long time. His nunchucks are swung so damn fast, that once he gets anda stuck in it, it is not easy to get out of it. Not to mention, since the camera is locked onto him for the entirety of the fight, trying to control the camera in your favor is impossible. And those goddamn brown jumping ninjas will be the death of me one of these days. The only way to beat this guy is to keep your distance and wait for the right moment to strike, since he has no ranged attacks. And thank god for that, because this fight was bad enough with him throwing melee attacks at me. Though, what boss could possible be worse?

#1: Olaric from Return to istana, castle Wolfenstein



I hate this boss… I hate this damn boss so much. Unlike all of the other bosses, anda actually had to strategies as best as anda can, no matter what. Each strategy making anda feel good after anda have finally defeated a challenging boss. But, this boss fight has no strategy. I actually had to cheat just to beat this boss, and in the end, I didn’t feel satisfied. I just felt empty. When anda first get there, anda find this find monster walking right toward you. At first, it seems okay, as anda can just shoot at it, but before anda know it, Olaric is sending spirits at anda which, if they hit you… and they will, anda will lose half of your health. And Olric ALWAYS sends spirits at you, so anda will die after two hits. It is almost as if they directly programmed this cheap boss attack just so anda could never ever beat the game. So, what do anda have to do to beat this boss? anda have to go back to a wall, stay hidden due to a glitch, and shoot at Olaric… I am not kidding. This boss is so hard, that instead of making it easier, they made sure that anda had to cheat in order to beat the boss. There is no way to kill this boss without cheating. I’ve tried finding it, but there is no way. All anda can do is keep shooting from behind this wall, and just wait to win. And no, I didn’t feel satisfied. I felt empty. That boss fight was terrible. It was just awful. How could anyone program it this way. This is a boss that is so hard, that the only way to beat it is to cheat, and that is why this is the hardest first boss I have ever seen.

So, there anda have it. Did anda enjoy the list? Tell me what anda thought of it. With that said, I will see anda all seterusnya time.
Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years lalu (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, atau Dead Alive, atau whatever anda wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made sejak the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
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While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think anda have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are anda tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...
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Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell anda all the bahagian, atas Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

 Convicts
Convicts
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Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I Cinta the anime, horror movies, and the instant ramen, ingatan capaian rawak from your country, I will never forgive anda for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that Jepun didn’t want to tunjuk it to America, atau they were so good, that Jepun got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the bahagian, atas Ten Games for Jepun that I want in America. First, some rules....
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Derek: Good hari sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell anda one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: anda mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

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Tom Kenny: Sugar....
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(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on anda piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded sejak garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...
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Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the Creepypasta readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an epal, apple with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the tunjuk goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the tunjuk just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...
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Now, like I berkata before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that anda wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my senarai were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Jalhalla
Jalhalla


#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was lebih of his Rekaan and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until seterusnya week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...
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anda know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. Filem like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have Vampires disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed sejak Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written sejak Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
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anda know, as much as I Cinta psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but lebih weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
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Another season of autumn and anda all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, Halloween is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we Cinta about the coming of October. One thing we all look ke hadapan to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, anda are so happy, that anda could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills...
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Believe it atau not, I am quite the peminat of old black and white style of humor. From the silent Berlakon of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick emas of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a peminat of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.



Despite...
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Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja penyu games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their magnum opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced sejak Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, sejak the tajuk of Vanquish, and of all the games that...
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Sean The Hedgehog: It's about time. We're finally back.
Master Sword: *Fighting with Twilight Sparkle*
Tom: *Playing guitar*
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: I am a talking train Singing for a Rock & Roll band. Why are we even playing the music?
Fluttershy: *Watching Twilight fight Master Sword* Why are they fighting?
Coffee Creme: Beats me. I don't get involved in that idiotic activity.
Orion: *Sitting on a lawn chair in front of his train, watching Percy, and Jeff fix the tracks*
Sean: *Stops seterusnya to Percy, and Jeff* Here are those new rails anda wanted.
Jeff: Thanks Sean.
Sean: We...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded sejak two lebih tracks. On one end was an earth kuda, kuda kecil that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the soalan is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...
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anda know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the bulan of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.



Dead angkasa is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead angkasa 1 is a much lebih scary game and filled with terror. Dead angkasa 2 is a lebih action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
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